Splat 2/4 |
Hackers (1995) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Haiku Tunnel (2001) |
"Eventually becomes less like a comedy and more like a guy working out his neuroses in front of a camera while we pay $8 to watch." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 0.5/4 |
Half Past Dead (2002) |
"The title of Half Past Dead isn't meant to describe the state of one-note, whisper-tough action star Steven Seagal's movie career -- but it wouldn't be far off." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 1/5 |
Halloween II (1981) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
Halloween: H2O (1998) |
"It's not so much that the movie stinks -- [director] Miner has the anything-could-happen-at-any-moment mood down to a science -- it just doesn't have anything new to offer, and in the wake of Scream, I've come to expect more." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
Halloween: Resurrection (2002) |
"While the camera gimmick is put to good use once the bodies start piling up, the movie fails in several ways, not the least of which is it's never even a little bit scary." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Hamlet (1996) |
"Hamlet is vast but manageable, gorgeous, and tragic on a very personal level. And every moment is riveting." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Hamlet (2000) |
"Lacks scope and consistency, but even at its worst it's always interesting to watch." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Hanging Up (2000) |
"A strongly (if predictably) acted, emotionally sincere and enjoyably capricious comedy-drama." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Hannibal (2001) |
"Hannibal has atmosphere, intellectualism and an impressive pedigree, but doesn't delve into its characters enough to do justice to its predecessor." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Happily Ever After (1993) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Happily Ever After (2005) |
"Attal is creative in crafting cinematic mood, using focus and camera movements to subtly but deftly enhance and even anticipate emotions." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Happiness (1998) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Happy Accidents (2001) |
"Happy Accidents has a sense of humor and a good-natured warmth -- stemming mostly from the appealingly peculiar performances -- that make its shortcomings easier to forgive." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Happy Endings (2005) |
"Roos has a gift weaving good laughs out of human failings and frailties." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 7/10 |
Happy, Texas (1999) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
Hard Rain (1998) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Hard Word (2003) |
"A wily, performance-driven heist-gone-wrong picture with shrewd underworld savvy reminiscent of Snatch without the smug self-awareness." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Hardball (2001) |
"Hardball is not some warm-fuzzy Bad News Bears clone transplanted to the projects. It's considerably better than that." |
Rob Blackwelder |
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Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (2004) |
"SPLICEDwire interviews John Cho & Kal Penn" |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (2004) |
"There is a key to good'n'stupid lowbrow comedy:...be proudly, shamelessly, flippantly stupid..." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 5/5 |
Harold and Maude (1971) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
Harrison's Flowers (2002) |
"Every moving performance or brain-searing battle scene is counteracted by...contrivances, narrative blunders & continuity gaffes...too obtrusive to ignore." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
Harry And Max (2005) |
"...incest...pedophilia...the film seems to be nothing more than an attempt to affirm a sense of I'm-OK-you're-OK normality for any viewers with such issues in their own lives." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) |
"A vast improvement over last year's film, bloated as it was with Quidditch matches and monster moments that didn't advance the plot one iota." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) |
"Depth of character, cunning humor and hair-raising chills come shining through the visual blitzkrieg of special effects....Far and away the best Harry Potter movie yet." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) |
"...Columbus could have cut out the entire middle hour...and if you hadn't read the book, you'd never know the difference." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Hart's War (2002) |
"...breathes surprising new life into the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human complexity to its not-so-stock characters." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
The Haunted Mansion (2003) |
"As mechanical as an old Disneyland automaton." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 6/10 |
The Haunting (1999) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not (2003) |
"Before I met her, I did not see Amélie. My choice of Audrey was not because of Amélie. -- Laetitia Colombani interview" |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not (2003) |
"The director keeps secrets from the audience so she can spring them later as "surprises." (But) it isn't long before any savvy filmgoer will (be) 10 steps ahead..." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
Head in the Clouds (2004) |
"Miscast leads and ersatz emotions leave the film's soundstagey period ambiance as its most comparable asset. A handsome misfire." |
Rob Blackwelder |
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Head of State (2003) |
"What would he do if he were president? "Sell one of the Carolinas to raise some cash." - Chris Rock interview @ SPLICEDwire.com" |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Head of State (2003) |
"Smart, sharp political satire it's not. But Head of State mixes a few stinging zingers into its generally crowd-pleasing brand of snickers and knee-slappers." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 1/4 |
Head Over Heels (2001) |
"Cinematic poppycock." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Head-On (2005) |
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Jeffrey M. Anderson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Heartbreakers (2001) |
"Ripe with wicked comedic talent." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Hearts in Atlantis (2001) |
"(Has) that same energy and sentimental allure which has made Stephen King's softer side such a rich source for utterly engrossing cinema." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 5/5 |
Heathers (1989) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Heaven (2002) |
"Never lets go your emotions, taking them to surprising highs, sorrowful lows and hidden impulsive niches...gorgeous, passionate, and at times uncommonly moving." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/5 |
Heaven Can Wait (1978) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
Heaven's Prisoners (1996) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) |
"A uniquely entertaining and original work of musical-dramedy invention." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Heights (2005) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Heist (2001) |
"An exhilaratingly tense thriller that benefits from an elaborate array of rapid-fire twists and the sharp, delicious, cadence of David Mamet dialogue." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Held Up (2000) |
"It's hard not to wonder if Foxx owed somebody a favor when he signed on to make a movie this amateurish." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Hellboy (2004) |
"(Perlman's) rumbling, ironic lilt and cynical cigar-chomping give charismatic aplomb to this supernatural superhero..." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 5/5 |
Henry V (1989) |
No article available. |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) |
"Thanks to a clever, subtly subversive script and spirited, tongue-in-cheek direction, Fully Loaded enthusiastically embraces its absurdity and emerges victoriously fun." |
Rob Blackwelder |