Splat 2/4 |
Jack (1996) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/5 |
Jack & Sarah (1996) |
No article available. |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Jackal (1997) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 1/4 |
Jackass: The Movie (2002) |
"Strictly for shallow-end-of-the-gene-pool types who find professional wrestling and monster truck shows too sophisticated for their simple-minded tastes." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Jacket (2005) |
"Maybury, whose background in experimental film influences his style, keeps The Jacket grounded in the familiar while its sense of reality remains shrewdly vague." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Jackie Brown (1997) |
"Jackie Brown isn't a great film, but it has the air of its director's wicked brilliance." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Jackie Chan's First Strike (1997) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Jackpot (2001) |
"The movie suffers from the same problem as Sunny himself: The Polish brothers see "Jackpot" as something more consequential and profound than it really is." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 4/5 |
Jacob's Ladder (1990) |
No article available. |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Jade (1995) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Jakob the Liar (1999) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
James and the Giant Peach (1996) |
"The seven-year-old in me was having a ball." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Jason X (2002) |
"Whether Jason X is this bad on purpose is never clear. But one thing's for sure: It never comes close to being either funny or scary." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 0/4 |
Jawbreaker (1998) |
"Too dark to be funny and plagued by abyss-sized holes in the plot, slavish dialogue and sketch-quality acting, Jawbreaker is a 15 minute idea stretched into a feature film." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 4/5 |
Jaws (1975) |
No article available. |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) |
"It's dumb, dumb, dumb and crass, crass, crass -- but funny, funny, funny." |
Rob Blackwelder |
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) |
"SPLICEDwire's Rob Blackwelder Q&As Kevin Smith" |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Jay Z - Fade to Black (2004) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 1/4 |
Jeepers Creepers (2001) |
"Using a 1930's hit parade ditty as a scare tactic is arguably the most asinine gimmick in the history of fright flicks." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/5 |
Jefferson in Paris (1995) |
No article available. |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 4/5 |
Jeffrey (1995) |
No article available. |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Jerry Maguire (1996) |
"Here is a remarkable exception to the proven principle that all movies with any scene taking place at a football game are stinkers." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Jersey Girl (2004) |
"I admire Kevin Smith for...trying to stretch (but) if this is the best he can do, please, oh please, bring back those trash-mouthed stoners Jay and Silent Bob." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 5/5 |
Jesus of Montreal (1989) |
No article available. |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 7/10 |
Jesus' Son (1999) |
Click here to see the review. |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) |
"This spirited CGI kiddie creation...is absolutely popping with personality and prodigious production design." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 1/5 |
Jingle All the Way (1996) |
No article available. |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 0/4 |
Joe Dirt (2001) |
"An astoundingly incompetent debacle of a movie, Joe Dirt is definitive proof that some Hollywood studios will greenlight anything -- anything -- if they think the highly desirable 14-29 male moron demographic will spend money to see it." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 0.5/4 |
Joe Somebody (2001) |
"How can screenwriter John Scott Shepherd look at himself in the mirror after turning out such uninspired, immature, mechanical, cliche-driven, insultingly predictable drivel?" |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 7/10 |
Joe the King (1999) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001) |
"A lackluster retread of last year's Pitch Black." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 1.5/4 |
John Q (2002) |
"...feels as if (there's) a choke leash around your neck so director Nick Cassavetes can give it a good, hard yank whenever he wants you to feel something." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/5 |
Johnny Dangerously (1984) |
No article available. |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Johnny English (2003) |
"The gags are telegraphed to such a ridiculous degree that you can see some of them coming literally an hour away. Yet when the punchlines arrive, Atkinson sells them with aplomb." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 1/4 |
Johnson Family Vacation (2004) |
"Cedric does have a gift for rip-roaring line delivery no matter how insipid or embarrassing the dialogue...But there's just no way around the picture's sorry script." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) |
"A hypocritical satire of MTV conformity that carefully tippy-toes around its mockery of the fickle pop music market so as not to rock the boat with its target audience." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 3/4 |
Joy Ride (2001) |
"John Dahl knows the secrets to making a great B-grade fright flick." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 7/10 |
Judy Berlin (1997) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Julien Donkey-Boy (1999) |
"julien donkey-boy is fascinating viewing for a movie that has nothing to say and nowhere to go." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
Junebug (2005) |
"A dreary, stagnant story about people who make no effort to think or grow." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 1/4 |
Jungle 2 Jungle (1997) |
"Poor Tim Allen looks positively embarrassed throughout the picture, even when he's trying to rescue it." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Jurassic Park III (2001) |
"Largely a blockbuster B-movie exercise in Filmmaking 101, but it just so happens this is Johnston's specialty." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
Just Like Heaven (2005) |
"When it comes to romantic chemistry, they never quite mesh, no matter what twinkle effect Waters puts on the screen when Ruffalo's hand touches Witherspoon's ethereal plane." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 6/10 |
Just Looking (1999) |
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Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Just Married (2003) |
"None of (the) problems impede the movie's funny concept and fun performances -- and that's what counts." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 2/4 |
Just One Time (2000) |
"A story like Just One Time is inevitable -- and welcome -- in an age of advanced sexual freedom and experimentation. But someone with more respect for women should take another whack at it." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Just Visiting (2001) |
"Pleasantly entertaining in an insignificant, dopey-fun kiddie flick kind of way." |
Rob Blackwelder |
Splat 1/4 |
Juwanna Mann (2002) |
"Then come the outtakes, which aren't any funnier than the rest of the movie. But at least they fill in a lot of blanks in the plot." |
Rob Blackwelder |
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