USA Today
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Splat 1.5/4 |
Jack (1996) |
"Someone deserves a timeout for letting this mawkish misfire get to the screen." |
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Tomato 3/4 |
Jackie Brown (1997) |
"Between Jackson's opining and De Niro's hopeless alibis when he messes up, Jackie is good for a bundle of bloody ho-ho-hos." |
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Tomato 3/4 |
Jackie Chan's First Strike (1997) |
"There's definitely more than three rings' worth of death-defying feats, high-flying slapstick and even a few well-trained animal acts." |
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Jackpot (2001) |
"It doesn't add up to much in either humor or emotional resonance." |
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Splat 1.5/4 |
Jade (1995) |
"This is the second high-profile Joe Eszterhas script in three weeks, and were it not sleazy enough to make his Showgirls howlerama pass for fun, you could debate whether he or Mark Fuhrman has had a worse fall season." |
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Splat 2/4 |
Jakob the Liar (1999) |
"None of these reliable performers can put enough spin on their roles to conjure up more than the good will they've earned in previous and better movies." |
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Tomato 3/4 |
James and the Giant Peach (1996) |
"A stunner with a breathtaking array of eye-teasers." |
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Splat 2/4 |
Jane Eyre (1996) |
"Jane Eyre with William Hurt as Rochester sounds dicey enough, but the last thing you expect from Zeffirelli's latest is a Jane without juice." |
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Jarhead (2005) |
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Jason X (2002) |
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JCVD (2008) |
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Jeepers Creepers (2001) |
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Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) |
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Splat 2/4 |
Jeffrey (1995) |
"It is startling that such a funny play is not so funny a movie." |
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Jennifer's Body (2009) |
"Jennifer's Body tries hard to be cool, gross and nasty but feels forced and misses the mark." |
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Tomato 3.5/4 |
Jerry Maguire (1996) |
"Cameron Crowe's overstuffed but exuberantly humane Jerry Maguire is a Tom Cruise vehicle that gives equal time to brilliantly cast co-stars in elaborately conceived roles." |
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Jersey Girl (2004) |
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Jesus Camp (2006) |
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Jiminy Glick in LaLaWood (2004) |
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Jimmy Carter Man From Plains (2007) |
"Intriguing examination of a complex and dedicated public servant." |
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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) |
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Tomato 2.5/4 |
Jingle All the Way (1996) |
"Here's Arnie, of all people, playing a bedraggled suburbanite, and his perversely amusing casting boosts a crass, sometimes nasty and finally funny celebration of holiday mass-merchandising and greed." |
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Joe Dirt (2001) |
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Splat 1/4 |
Joe's Apartment (1996) |
"So much up-to- the-minute technology hasn't been used for so disastrous a product since the Hindenburg." |
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John Q (2002) |
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John Tucker Must Die (2006) |
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Johnny English (2003) |
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Splat 1.5/4 |
Johnny Mnemonic (1995) |
"You can have a better time title-scanning Johnny pics in an alphabetical video guide than you can enduring the latest Blade Runner knockoff: Johnny Mnemonic." |
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Johnson Family Vacation (2004) |
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Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002) |
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Joshua (2007) |
"A tense, visually interesting tale that is ultimately a bit barren." |
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Josie and the Pussycats (2001) |
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"Flat and predictable, though the visuals are often striking." |
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Joy Ride (2001) |
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Joyeux Noël (2006) |
"The fraternal atmosphere speaks powerfully of the triumph of the human spirit." |
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Splat 2/4 |
Jude (1996) |
"The problem here isn't grimness but a failure to make grimness wrench the heart." |
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Splat 2/4 |
Judge Dredd (1995) |
"Never has such a big, dumb movie seemed so small, as it shrinks from Blade Runner sharp to Jetsonian junky." |
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Julie & Julia (2009) |
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Tomato 3.5/4 |
Jumanji (1995) |
"A calculated but very entertaining special effects extravaganza." |
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Jumper (2008) |
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Junebug (2005) |
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Splat 1.5/4 |
Jungle 2 Jungle (1997) |
"For all his talent, Martin Short has been consistently snakebitten in his choice of movies, a streak now extended by Disney's Jungle 2 Jungle." |
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Jungle Book 2 (2003) |
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Juno (2007) |
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Jurassic Park III (2001) |
"A lot of stagnant storytelling trapped underneath prehistoric footprints." |
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Splat 1.5/4 |
The Juror (1996) |
"Moore needs The Juror like she needs another scarlet letter; the 'D-for-dopey' here is hanging down to everyone's knees." |
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Splat 1/4 |
Jury Duty (1995) |
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Just Friends (2005) |
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