Tomato 2.5/5 |
Caché (2005) |
"This film is one long tease. There might be a solution, and it's hinted at, but Director Haneke makes the possibilities so ambiguous that one can't be sure as exactly who done what. It's really frustrating." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.9/5 |
Calvaire (2005) |
"Completely gratuitous. Don't bother." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.8/5 |
Candy (2006) |
"This may be a good film to take the kiddies to if you want to scare them. Sort of like those car crash films in driver's ed. But it's generally not worth it." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Capote (2005) |
"A boffo performance, it's here that the Oscar® race must begin. This is something that has to be seen to be believed and is worth the price of a ticket all by itself.
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Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001) |
"An interesting film and is worth at least a matinee." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Casanova (2005) |
" Had it not been full of sex jokes, the plot would have been the kind of those after school specials or a straight to video kiddie flick starring Hilary Duff or the Olsen twins. This is almost...wait a second, it IS Disney, and not very good Disney at tha" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Case of the Grinning Cat (2006) |
"vivé le chat!" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Casino Royale (2006) |
" Craig's Bond is to Roger Moore's as Michael Keaton's Batman is to Adam West's." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Cast Away (2000) |
"This is something you've got to see even with the flaws." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Cat Ballou (1965) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Catch and Release (2007) |
"Much, much better than it has any right to be." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Catfish in Black Bean Sauce (2000) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Cats & Dogs (2001) |
"The film's bark is better than its bite." |
Edna Berbaum |
Splat 1/5 |
Catwoman (2004) |
" It’s a Spiderman ripoff, where commerical artist is bitten by a radioactive *****…okay, breathed on by the Egyptian cat goddess Bescht. Same damn thing!" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
The Cave (2005) |
"It's dumb folks, yeah it's an “Alien” rip-off, but that's not a terrible thing, it's the complete lack logic and decent dialogue that's the problem." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
The Caveman's Valentine (2001) |
"A delightful little mystery where nothing is what it really seems and gives Sam Jackson a chance to shine like he hasn't in years." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.2/5 |
Cavite (2006) |
"It's amazing what you can do with almost no money nowadays." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 0.4/5 |
The Celestine Prophecy (2006) |
"One would think that since the book sold 14 million copies, Hollywood would have bought the film rights waay back then , but they didn't I can now see why." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
The Cell (2000) |
"It's not nearly as bad as it could have been, and is worth a rental or bargain matinee." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
The Center of the World (2001) |
"An exercise in pure misanthropy." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Center Stage (2000) |
"A paint-by-numbers type of film." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Chambermaid on the Titanic (1998) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 5/5 |
Chariots of Fire (1981) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Charlie's Angels (2000) |
"The jokes all work, the stunts are spectacular, there's lots of cleavage to be seen and all in all this is all that a popcorn movie should be." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
Chicken Little (2005) |
"It's too clever by half." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Chicken Run (2000) |
"Chicken Run delivers." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Children of Men (2006) |
"This is sort of "Brazil" without the intentional surrealism." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Chocolat (2000) |
"This is all very cute, quite PC and relatively harmless." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Chopper (2001) |
"It's not really worth the price of a visit to the art house, but might be worth a rental." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 5/5 |
A Christmas Story (1984) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 0/5 |
Christmas with the Kranks (2004) |
"Let’s be blunt. This is an evil film. It defames Christianity, it’s fascist, and while a number of the jokes work, it made me want to puke near the end." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005) |
""You'll believe a beaver can talk!" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2/5 |
Chronicles of Riddick (2004) |
"Good, dirty fun" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Chuck & Buck (2000) |
"One of the best indies in quite a while." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
The Cider House Rules (1999) |
"It's Maguire's film and he makes the most of it." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Cimarron (1960) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Cinderella Man (2005) |
"It seems that Ron Howard has done it again. He keeps on getting better and better..." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Clash of the Titans (1981) |
"Fine, vintage Harryhousen, but it's too old for when it came out." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
The Clearing (2004) |
"An exercise in excellent acting and little else." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.2/5 |
Clerks II (2006) |
"The question to be answered is: Is Clerks II something that is watchable for those who are unfamiliar with Kevin Smith "Askewniverse?" No." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Click (2006) |
" Sometimes Adam Sandler accidentally manages to hit one out of the park" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Climates (2006) |
"Give it a pass." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
Clockstoppers (2002) |
"It's almost good enough to be watched by grownups alone. Take the little ones." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.7/5 |
Close to Home (2007) |
"As a coming of age story, it works beautifully. Sayar and Shsendar have great chemistry together, and Suki is cheerfully nasty as the seargent. As a commentary on the Arab-Israeli situation, it works far less so, because, quite frankly, it's NOT ABOUT THA" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Closer (2004) |
"This is an entirely useless picture. Too bad so much good work went into it.." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Cold Mountain (2003) |
"It’s nice to see someone finally get the Civil War right." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Collateral (2004) |
"but for all intents and purposes this is a two character play on a bare stage…and a damn fine one at that." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Collateral Damage (2002) |
"David & Peter Griffiths pretty much wrote this one in their sleep." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Competition (1980) |
"Nasty little sports film. Lots of fun with pianoes" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.3/5 |
The Condemned (2007) |
"Attacking the intended audience is one of those things that a filmmaker just doesn't do. Jeez!" |
Eric Lurio |