Splat 2.3/5 |
Factory Girl (2007) |
"This is an extremely perverse film about mainly perverse people.Ik!" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Factotum (2006) |
"This is one of the best bad movies of the entire year." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) |
"...Guns are evil, America is evil, capitalism is evil, Reagan and the entire Bush clan are evil, and if you didn’t vote for Nader last time out, you’re probably evil too." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Faithless (2001) |
"The predictability of the story and the shallowness of the characters is what really destroys the film." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.2/5 |
Family Law (2006) |
"The film itself goes nowhere." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
The Family Man (2000) |
"Cage and Leoni have great chemistry together and little Ms. Vega is cute as a button." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Family Plot (1976) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Family Stone (2005) |
"The delightful Stone family becomes the villain, and we're left unsure whether to crow in triumph when [Meredith] flees or hope she returns with a bazooka and blows the house up. It's this moral ambivalence that makes this thing so interesting." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 10/10 |
Fantasia 2000 (1999) |
"Definitely worth the money for an Imax ticket." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
Fantastic Four (2005) |
"It's better than the Roger Corman version, but that's not saying much." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Far From Heaven (2002) |
"A viciously misogynist and heterophobic minstrel show, where one-dimensional characters behave in what's the most offensive manner possible." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
The Fast and the Furious (2001) |
"There are some really good car chases here and there, but that isn't enough to make this mess really watchable." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.2/5 |
Fast Food Nation (2006) |
"This is by far Linklater's worst film, which is sad because he's usually so much better than this." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Fateless (2006) |
"Another heartfelt holocaust memoir. The nostalgia for the camps is really bizarre." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Femme Fatale (2002) |
"De Palma has done some good stuff and some bad stuff in his time, but rarely has he done anything as screwed up as this." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Fever Pitch (2005) |
"What happened to the Farrelly brothers? Generally they’ve managed to take create a perfect balance between raunchy and romantic comedy...but not this time. Wah happun?" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2/5 |
Final Destination 2 (2003) |
"It's a race to find out who'll get into number three and this is good enough to rate one." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
Final Destination 3 (2006) |
"If you like splatter flicks, this is for you." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) |
"It's all very complicated and makes one lose interest quickly." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Finding Forrester (2000) |
"A mishmash of recent films." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Finding Nemo (2003) |
"Proof that Pixar is the Babe Ruth of animation. Still batting a thousand." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Fired! (2007) |
"I was truly shocked when I looked at my watch and what seemed to be an hour and a half was only forty minutes." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
Firewall (2006) |
"As thrillers go, this is definitely worth a matinee." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
First Blood (1982) |
"Rambo defeats the United States!!! The reason there shouldn't be sequels." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
First Descent (2005) |
"It's a good reminder why going to the local bijou is sometimes better than renting a video or DVD." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.3/5 |
First Snow (2007) |
"This is extremely uneven." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.1/5 |
Flags of Our Fathers (2006) |
"The structure of the film is somewhat confusing, but in the end it's quite educational and extremely emotional. Worth the bucks." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.3/5 |
Flannel Pajamas (2006) |
"This is the kind of thing that provokes discussion even though it's not all that entertaining, which is what literature is all about, right?" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Flash Gordon (1980) |
"One of the great "bad" movies of the decade." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.8/5 |
Flicka (2006) |
"You can't go wrong with this plot: Girl meets pony, girl loses pony, girl gets pony back. There are problems, but they all live happily ever after, that's boilerplate. But so what?" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Flightplan (2005) |
"The last fifteen minutes are extremely stupid and almost ruin all that good stuff we've had before." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) |
"An hour and a half of pure agony." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Flower Drum Song (1961) |
"Somehow, they wreck Rogers and Hammerstein, although R&H didn't do all that well with the original musical." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Fly (1986) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Flying Deuces (1939) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Focus (2001) |
"Macy is, in a word, brilliant." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
For a Few Dollars More (1965) |
"Clint Eastwood, just as the spagetti western schtick was beginning to get old." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
For Richer or Poorer (1997) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
For Your Consideration (2006) |
"Not only are the characters morons, but thier work is mediocre. In earlier films, their work was actually good." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
The Forgotten (2004) |
"The ending is one of the most awful I’ve seen in a major motion picture.
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Eric Lurio |
Splat |
The Forsaken (2001) |
"If your sober, it's just a waste of time." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.2/5 |
The Fountain (2006) |
"The whole thing is very Zen, and I don't mean that in a good way." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Four Feathers (2002) |
"Despite the fact that the story is rather lame, the film is quite enjoyable." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 5/5 |
Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994) |
"what can we say. A classic is a classic is a classic." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Fracture (2007) |
"But the thing is pre-ordained and the viewer knows how it's going to end from the minute Ted is acquitted. However, if you're a L&O fan, it's worth a look." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Freaky Friday (2003) |
"[Curtis is] wonderfully silly, but the rest of it is mostly forgettable." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Freddy Got Fingered (2001) |
"Stay away!!!!!" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) |
"If you're into that sort of thing, see it." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Free Zone (2006) |
"This is not a geat film, but an extremely good one..." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Freedom Writers (2007) |
"It's a case of youthful enthusiasm vs. all sorts of cynicism and guess who wins?" |
Eric Lurio |
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