Tomato 3/5 |
Hair (1979) |
"My best performance as a movie star...if you can find me!" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.6/5 |
Hairspray (2007) |
"The Best musical of the year." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Half Nelson (2006) |
"This is the usual waste of celluloid that many in the indie world loves so much for some reason." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
Half Past Dead (2002) |
"Bang! Zoom! It's actually pretty funny, but in all the wrong places." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Hamlet (2000) |
"If you want to see a cinematic Hamlet go see the Olivier or Brannaugh or even Mel Gibson. At least their versions make sense." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
The Handmaid's Tale (1990) |
"overblown paranoid crap based on same." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Hannibal (2001) |
"If you've got a strong stomach, you should see this." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Happily N'Ever After (2007) |
"It would take some actual work to get absolutely EVERYTHING wrong, and that looks like it might be the case here." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Happy Accidents (2001) |
"The jokes work and so does the romance. It's really lots of fun." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Hard Candy (2005) |
"This is what horror films are all about." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Harrison's Flowers (2002) |
"This has the makings of classic. See it." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
Harry and the Hendersons (1987) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) |
"This is a critic-proof film. How nice that it doesn’t need to be in order to succeed." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.6/5 |
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) |
"Except for Radcliff and Staunton, nobody gets more than an extended cameo." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.0/5 |
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) |
"He’s great, , the dementors are great , everyone else is great and the film is great." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) |
"A perfect introduction to the series for the ten or so kids who haven't read the actual books." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Harsh Times (2006) |
" None of these characters are the least bit likeable, and that's the fault of David Ayer, who structures the film as a series of mostly disconnected episodes with a single theme:" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Hart's War (2002) |
"What could have been Hogan's Heroes with a racial theme is instead a tense, taut drama, with Willis giving one of his best performances of his career and Farrell shining through." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
The Haunted Mansion (2003) |
"It's not all that boring, and very little children will like it, but the 'tween crowd will consider this beneath them, as would everyone older." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Havana Nights (2004) |
"It goes forward in an entirely predictable way and everyone lives happily ever after. *YAWN*" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Haven (2006) |
"No wonder it sat on a shelf for two years...." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Head (1968) |
"The great movie suicide attempt. The Monkees succeed in killing their careers." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Head in the Clouds (2004) |
" This is just s minor bubble in the cinematic ocean, and it’s going to vanish like smoke, and that’s no loss for anyone." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Head of State (2003) |
"A movie should be fun, this isn’t." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Head Over Heels (2001) |
"This film is as dumb as a post and really isn't funny enough." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.2/5 |
Heading South (2006) |
"It fails." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.2/5 |
The Heart of the Game (2006) |
"This is one of the best docs of this sort I've seen since "Murderball,"" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Heartbreakers (2001) |
"The problem with this thing is the writing." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Hearts in Atlantis (2001) |
"This is about the problems of growing up and of friendship, and when it stays on that level, it's brilliant." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 0/5 |
The Heavenly Kid (1985) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Heist (2001) |
"The problem, is the plot, this has been done before and it seems tired, but hey, this is Mamet we're talking about and if anyone can redeem a mediocre plot, he can ... and he does." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Hellboy (2004) |
"Aside from some of the specifics, we’ve seen all this before. The film steals from everything from Batman to The X-Files and while there’s lots and lots of good violent fun..." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Hey Good Lookin' (1982) |
"Baskshi's last before he lost it. Tragic to the extreme." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Hidalgo (2004) |
"Had it not been PG-13, this would be classic Disney-brand entertainment.
" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Hidden Blade (2006) |
"Good, but a bit of a snorer." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 8/10 |
High Fidelity (2000) |
"The acting is fun." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
High Tension (2005) |
"If you like this kind of film, it's not to be missed." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) |
"Good gorey fun." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
A History of Violence (2005) |
"This is Cronenburg's best and most nuanced movie in quite a few years." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Hitch (2005) |
"While the last act of the film is kind of forced, most of it is just perfect." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
The Hitcher (2007) |
"Been there done that. Bean is okay, but the movie's not." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) |
"It all works, and is in fact, one of the best popcorn movies of the year so far.
" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.8/5 |
The Hoax (2007) |
"Halstrum brings a light touch to the film which makes the proceedings a lot more fun then it might otherwise be." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Hoffa (1992) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Holes (2003) |
"This must be seen. Even if you're a grownup without access to kids." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.2/5 |
The Holiday (2006) |
"It's actually one of the most educational chick flicks of the decade..." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Hollywood Ending (2002) |
"What makes this thing work are the one-liners." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Home Fries (1998) |
"Drew is cute as always and so's Wilson" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.2/5 |
Home of the Brave (2006) |
"Dr, Will Marsh (Samuel L. Jackson) has to reintegrate with a family that no longer really understands him. The problem with the film is, while Winkler and writer Mark Friedman try, we can't really understand either." |
Eric Lurio |