Splat 0/5 |
Jack (1996) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Jacket (2005) |
"Massy Tadjedin’s script is on the cusp of something special, but is too disjointed for it to work properly..." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Jackie Chan's First Strike (1997) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Jackpot (2001) |
"Frightfully boring." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.8/5 |
Jailbait (2006) |
"Unless you like listening to graphic descriptions of gay sex, then don't waste your money."" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) |
"There are laughs to be sure, and that's all to the good, but the film is speaking to an audience that doesn't exist." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Jeepers Creepers (2001) |
"Half-baked piece of garbage." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Jersey Girl (2004) |
"...too cute by half." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Jesus Camp (2006) |
"If you're a liberal, this is a must! Know your enemy!" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) |
"This is a kids-only flick and anyone over the age of twelve will be squirming in their seats." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.1/5 |
Jindabyne (2007) |
"There's lots of talk about kharma without mentioning the word, and a major theological debate on transmigration of souls, which surprisingly, isn't boring at all." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Joan of Arc (1999) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Joe Dirt (2001) |
"Avoid this garbage like the plague." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Joe Somebody (2001) |
"It's really not Allen's best work, but is for the most part watchable and might even be worth a bargain matinee." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Joe the King (1999) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001) |
"The dialogue is stilted, the acting is mediocre and the special effects are too." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
John Q (2002) |
"As a disease-of-week telepic, this has all the clichés." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
John Tucker Must Die (2006) |
"This is one of those films that manages to overcome the limitations of it's genre and become something a bit more." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002) |
"The film is a hoot, and is just as good, if not better than much of what's on Saturday morning TV especially the pseudo-educational stuff we all can't stand." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple (2006) |
"Every now and again, we have to be reminded about such things." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.4/5 |
Joshua (2007) |
"run-of-the-mill psychological thriller." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) |
"If your under thirty and get the references you might think this is a heck of a lot of fun, but if you haven't a clue as to who Brittany Spears is, forget it." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Joy Ride (2001) |
"There's a perfect blend of comedy and terror, which makes the film riveting." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Joyeux Noël (2006) |
"With a few cuts here and there to make it good for TV it might make a holiday classic." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
Judge Dredd (1995) |
"Feh!!!!! Sly sucked. The comic book sucked worse." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Jungle Book 2 (2003) |
"This is what they call in the business, a Disney 'cheapquel.'" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Jurassic Park III (2001) |
"One fine popcorn flick." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Just Like Heaven (2005) |
" It's fine for what it is. A romantic comedy with a slight supernatural bent,
but it doesn't go far enough." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Just Visiting (2001) |
"The special effects are jaw-dropping." |
Eric Lurio |