Splat |
L.I.E. (2001) |
"The performances are pretty good, Cox especially, but all in all we don't really care all that much about the characters or what happens to them, and the ending, while unexpected is really lame." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Ladder 49 (2004) |
"What’s the use spending fifteen bucks on a date when you’re going to fall asleep in the theater instead of her apartment?" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
The Ladies Man (2000) |
"It's always nice to see Tiffani-Amber Thiessen wearing almost nothing. But, sadly, the rest of it isn't worth the money it would take to get into even a bargain matinee." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.9/5 |
Lady in the Water (2006) |
"I guess the best thing to call this is a "mackrel in the moolight." That means it looks shiny and beautiful, but stinks to high heaven." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Ladykillers (2004) |
"Now why it is the wont of would-be criminal masterminds in things like this to employ morons? Sheesh!" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Land Before Time (1988) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Land of the Blind (2006) |
"The Who did it better in We Won't Get Fooled Again" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Lantana (2001) |
"This is for fans of good acting, not good writing." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) |
"Stupid is good for comedies and some action movies. But this isn't one of them." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) |
"This year's Battlefield Earth." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.6/5 |
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) |
" Somewhere in this film is the germ of a really good comedy, but they blew it." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
The Last Castle (2001) |
"Like Lurie's other films, the acting is superb, especially Gandofini. But there's nothing amazing here. The ending is so preordained that's it's actually boring." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Last Holiday (2006) |
"...and while the terrific cast has managed to wrestle a less-than-average script to the ground, it's still rather rank." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Last King of Scotland (2006) |
"It's only the brilliant performance by Forest Whitaker, which keeps this film from turning too maudlin." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Last Kiss (2006) |
"Your standard coming of age story, done late." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.8/5 |
The Last Mimzy (2007) |
"Better than expected orthodox, New Age® prosthetizing." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Last Samurai (2003) |
"The script is tight, the acting compelling, the special effects believable…it has everything it takes to be a great film. Only, it's ... well, EVIL." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Last Shot (2004) |
"This is really funny." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
Law and Disorder (1974) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Le Petit Lieutenant (2006) |
"One would expect with American television's worldwide hegemony, something like" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Leaving Las Vegas (1995) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Legally Blonde (2001) |
"[Witherspoon has] saved several other films in the past and she manages to single handedly save this one." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
The Legend of Bagger Vance (1999) |
"It's a decent way to waste an evening or afternoon." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
The Legend of Drunken Master (1994) |
"If you like Jackie Chan, The Matrix, or just action films in general, you HAVE to see this thing." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
The Legend of Rita (2001) |
"But there's the problem with character's past...that Baglau portrays Rita as a sweet young thing is just disconcerting." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man (2006) |
"The only thing that matters is the music, if that's bad, the film will suck and if it's great, well...that's what you pay your money for." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.2/5 |
Letters From Iwo Jima (2006) |
"Somewhere between "great" and "timeless."" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Liam (2001) |
"A truly humorless film. It quickly becomes tiresome and the ending is useless." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
The Libertine (2005) |
"Nasty isn't necessarily a bad thing, there've been lots of really fun film that are nasty as hell, but this is just shock for shock's sake and is in the long run rather boring." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2004) |
"Who cares? This is boring. The actors are clearly bored and it’s hard enough to stay awake. Don’t bother." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Life of David Gale (2003) |
"Charles Randolph has written one of the worst attempts at agitprop [Russian for theatrical propaganda] of the decade, and we've still got seven years to go." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
Like it Is (1998) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Lilo & Stitch (2002) |
"The film is lots of fun and the climax surprisingly exiting. See it." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Lisa Picard is Famous (2001) |
"Mostly harmless and slightly silly." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Little Black Book (2004) |
"the ending is both expected and unexpected." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.4/5 |
Little Children (2006) |
"Auteur Todd Field and co-writer Tom Perrotta have created a group of some of the most unsympathetic characters to ever blight movie screen." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
Little Fish (2006) |
"Even with all it's many good points, it leads to an inevitable ending we see from the very beginning. One could do worse." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.7/5 |
Little Miss Sunshine (2006) |
"This is truly one of those "fun for the whole family" type of things, despite the fact that they say "****" all the time, which makes this an R instead of a PG like it should be. Take the kids anyway.
" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Little Nicky (2000) |
"A bunch of unfunny jokes and boring stunts." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
The Little Vampire (1999) |
"Karey Kirkpatrick and Larry Wilson's script is very saccharine, meanders all over the place, has barely realized characters, and is boring in parts." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Littlest Rebel (1935) |
"Bojangles is great! So's Shirley" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 5/5 |
The Lives of Others (2006) |
"If this doesn't get the Foreign film Oscar, there's no justice in this World." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003) |
"If you are older than this target group, you will find it rather boring and stupid." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Local Hero (1983) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Loggerheads (2005) |
"The question of story structure is a big one in the making of films. Sometimes an unusual structure will manage to hide the stereotypical characters and predictable plot." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
London (2006) |
"While it shouldn't work, it does." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
Lonely Hearts (2007) |
"If you like true crime stuff, this is worth a look" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.62/5 |
Lonesome Jim (2006) |
"This flick is pure Schadenfreude" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Long Night's Journey into Day (1999) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.7/5 |
Look Both Ways (2006) |
" This, is a really morbid film. Death and destruction are everywhere. Just the setting for a romantic comedy, Which I guess, is what this is." |
Eric Lurio |
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