Splat 2.5/5 |
P.S. (2004) |
"When Linney and Grace are sitting next to each other blathering away this is as good as it gets, HOWEVER…." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Padre Padrone (1977) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.7/5 |
The Painted Veil (2006) |
"If you like classy costume dramas filled with British accents, or have to write a paper on Maugham, this might be worth the price of a ticket." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.7/5 |
Pan's Labyrinth (2006) |
"He's managed to create one of those unexpected masterpieces that both touches both our inner child and our inner cynic, something that not too many people can do." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Pandora's Box (1928) |
"It's something that should not be missed." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Panic Room (2002) |
"The tension builds from the very start and keeps on pumping for the rest of the film." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Paper Moon (1973) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 5/5 |
Paris, Je T'aime (2007) |
"This is a film for people who love film..." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Passion of the Christ (2004) |
" BLOOD GORE PAIN!!!!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
The Patriot (2000) |
"This is worth the price of admission, and even at almost three hours, your butt will not hurt." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Pavilion of Women (2001) |
"It's unsettling and disturbing, but teaches us nothing." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Pay It Forward (2000) |
"Those who enjoy good performances, this might be worth a look, but remember, you will probably be disappointed with the film itself." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.3/5 |
Peaceful Warrior (2006) |
"Parts of this are visually stunning, but for the most part, it's the standard new age pap." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Pearl Harbor (2001) |
"The film is three hours long, but doesn't feel it. That's the true test of a long film." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Pelican Brief (1993) |
"Julia good Denzel better." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
People I Know (2003) |
"This film is all about scenery chewing and the cast does it extremely well, especially Pacino and Leone, who in their short time together are a blast." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 0.5/5 |
The Perfect Man (2005) |
" This is unwatchable, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
The Perfect Storm (2000) |
"If you want character based drama, forget it." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.7/5 |
Perfect Stranger (2007) |
"I'm surprised that the red herring isn't extinct yet. It's almost as if the makers of this film fished them all out of the sea and put them in this film" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Personal Velocity (2002) |
"Nothing really happens besides self-introspection and escape, which can be interesting, but here isn't." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato B- |
Peter Pan (2003) |
"The film gives insight to the psychological mess that is the original PETER PAN." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Phantom of the Opera (1943) |
"If you liked the stage version, you’ll LOVE this version." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 5/5 |
Phantom of the Paradise (1974) |
"Better than it has any right to be." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 0/5 |
Phat Girlz (2006) |
"Outrageous comedy? damn right!!! I'm outraged that there's no comedy here AT ALL!!!!" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.4/5 |
The Pied Piper (1972) |
"This is an extremely nasty critique of modern society masquerading as a candy-colored kiddie flick." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.3/5 |
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) |
"This film is a true joy." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Pixote (1981) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Planet of the Apes (2001) |
"The screenplay, from William Broyles, Jr., Lawrence Konner and Mark D. Rosenthal is one of the worst I've ever experienced." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 7/10 |
Play it to the Bone (1999) |
"While it may not actually be worth the effort to go to the theater, it may very well be worth the effort to get it on pay per view or regular cable later in the year." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
The Pledge (2001) |
"Jack Nicholson's performance is one of the best of his career, and is both intense and restrained, as is Penn's direction." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Pokémon the Movie 2000 (2000) |
"Dumb, hypocritical, and a complete waste of time." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Pokémon the Movie 3 (2001) |
"If a parent is familiar with the series, watching it isn't torture like the second one was. This doesn't mean that going yourself is actually a good idea." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Polish Wedding (1998) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Pollock (2000) |
"The core of the film are the performances of Harris and Hardin. He brings the intensity and insanity the part requires, and so does she." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005) |
"While there’s nothing WRONG with this trifle, I was hoping there’d be a better finale for the company that more than anyone was the face of moving drawings for the world..." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.3/5 |
Poseidon (2006) |
" Just be glad that Peterson and Protosevich didn't leave room for the sequel." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
Possession (2002) |
"The acting is superb, and if you like Masterpiece Theater or BBC America, this film is definitely for you." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Postcards From the Edge (1990) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
The Powerpuff Girls Movie (2002) |
"If you like the TV show, by all means see it, and if your kids like it, it'll be a good idea to get someone else's parents to let your kids tag along and you see something else." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.7/5 |
A Prairie Home Companion (2006) |
"Oh where oh where has Lake Wobegon gone? Oh where oh where could it be? This mythical place is the heart and soul of pretty much everything Garrison Keillor has done in the last three decades. It's not there!!!! AAAAAAAAAARG!!!!" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.7/5 |
The Prestige (2006) |
" For something as nasty as this it's a really fun film." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
Pretty Persuasion (2005) |
"This thing is a racist cartoon version of American society in which all women are evil lesbians who enjoy destroying seemingly innocent people, who are probably guilty anyway." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.3/5 |
Pride (2007) |
"Been there done that." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Pride and Prejudice (2005) |
" This is one of the better adaptations." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Primeval (2007) |
"The problem with this film is that it's not bad enough." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
The Prince & Me (2004) |
"...and the obvious takes it’s inevitable course. Yadda yadda yadda." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Princesas (2006) |
"This is a long film, but easy on the eyes." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
The Princess and The Warrior (2001) |
"Gets better and better as it goes along." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
The Princess Diaries (2001) |
"The perfect film to take one's daughter to." |
Eric Lurio |
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