Tomato |
The Tailor of Panama (2001) |
"If it wasn't for the extraordinary acting by Rush, Curtis, and especially Brosnan, it wouldn't have been as nearly as entertaining." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
Taking Lives (2004) |
"Jolie and Hawke have a real chemistry between each other and this tends to make one forget some of those enormous plot holes." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Tape (2001) |
"This really isn't one of those things that warrant the big screen." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
The Taste of Others (2001) |
"It's actually quite entertaining, which is very strange for modern French cinema." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
Taxi (2004) |
"So, as with many a hit French film, this was remade in English with an all-American cast. Also, as with most of these remakes, this one sucks big time…" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Teacher's Pet (2004) |
"While an absurdity or two can be tolerated and cartoon physics is perfectly okay in this sort of thing, the simple fact is that the illogical plotholes generally hurt the movie." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Team America: World Police (2004) |
"The thing is silly as hell and having Kim Jong Il sound like Eric Cartman from "South Park" is a stroke of genius. This is a very funny film and should be seen forthwith." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Tears of the Black Tiger (2000) |
"Sometimes, if a director deliberately makes a horrible movie, it's acclaimed as genius." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.3/5 |
The Tenants (2005) |
"[Snoop] and McDermot have a weird chemistry together and fascinating to watch." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Terminal (2004) |
"The movie goes trippingly along it’s merry way and is actually quite delightful." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Thank You For Smoking (2006) |
"What we've got here is a valentine to everything that's bad about American government and the joys of political correctness. It works too!" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
The Polar Express (2004) |
"Some books aren’t meant to be made into movies. This is one of them." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
There's No Business Like Show Business (1954) |
"The decline of the musical starts here. Faux Kelly just doesn't work." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969) |
"Overblown, but good anyway." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 5/5 |
The Thief of Bagdad (1940) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Thing About My Folks (2005) |
"If you're of a certain ethnic persuasion, this is a film for you!" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Things to Come (1936) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Thirteen (2003) |
"The problem with this film is that it is BORING." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Thirteen Days (2000) |
"The performances are all excellent." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
This Film is Not Yet Rated (2006) |
"If they let you see it do so." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999) |
"A well constructed melodrama!" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada (2005) |
" This, despite the brutality and diversions [two of the most boring sex scenes this year], this is well worth a look." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Three Faces of Eve (1957) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Three Times (2006) |
"This film was designed to win film festival prizes and leave the regular audiences in the dust." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Thumbsucker (2005) |
" The transformation from slacker to overachiever to something else is sort of like a train wreck. Horrible, but you can't take your eyes off it." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 0.5/5 |
Tideland (2006) |
"A cinematic suicide note." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.1/5 |
The Tiger and the Snow (2006) |
"Benigni is floundering here, and it only gets worse as the film goes along. There's no real sense of any danger, no real identification with any of the characters. No laughs, which is what you need in a comedy." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
The Time Machine (2002) |
"It's worth a bargain matinee or a future rental as it's a pleasant waste of time, however ..." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Timecode (2000) |
"The problem is that the plot is taken from a grade Z porno film and there isn't enough explicit sex to make the thing work." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Titan A.E. (2000) |
"It's not a great movie by any means." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 5/5 |
To Be or Not to Be (1942) |
"Jack Benny's best movie." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
To Sir, With Love (1967) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Tomcats (2001) |
"Most of the jokes are broad, and a lot of them quite dumb, but dammit, they work." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
Tootsie (1982) |
"Better than it should be, but doesn't work well with repeated viewings." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 5/5 |
Top Hat (1935) |
"Fred and Ginger's best." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Topsy-Turvy (1999) |
"The music, is made even better by the fact that it's sung by professionals." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Torque (2004) |
"If you want an adrenaline rush, this will give it to you. It's worth a matinee at least." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
A Touch of Class (1973) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Town and Country (2001) |
"One of the best casts for a sex farce in many a year and to see this much talent wasted is infuriating." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Toy Soldiers (1991) |
No article available. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Traffic (2000) |
"Engrossing!" |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato |
Training Day (2001) |
"[Washington] and Hawke have great chemistry together and the two of them together are riveting." |
Eric Lurio |
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Treasure Island (1999) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
Treasure Planet (2002) |
"Not as good as Lilo and Stitch or Spirited Away, but worth actually going with the kids." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Tristan & Isolde (2006) |
" Yes! it's a story of love at first sight which will ring down the ages. But everyone seems bored with the whole nonsense." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Triumph of Love (2002) |
"Failed experiments are in general very educational, but that doesn’t mean that you have to see it." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Trixie (2000) |
"Unfortunately, the weak spots overwhelm the comedy and the mystery isn't really that interesting." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Troy (2004) |
"This is one of the best fantasy-type movies in years, not counting the Lord of the Rings" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat |
Trumpet of the Swan (2001) |
"The animation is poor." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Trust the Man (2006) |
"So don't come to this thing with high expectations for something new and different, because it ain't." |
Eric Lurio |