Tomato 4.5/5 |
Abduction: The Megumi Yokota Story (2007) |
"This is one of the best docs in quite a while." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.8/5 |
After The Wedding (2007) |
"We have Rolf Lassgard chewing the scenery like nobody's business, and Ms. Babett managing to keep up with him. Mads Mikkelsen tries to keep up, but even though he can't, he's close enough behind to almost keep up with them." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Amazing Grace (2007) |
"Think of this as "Pride and Prejudice" meets "Reds"." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.4/5 |
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007) |
"The makers of this film know who their audience is, and it probably isn't you." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.6/6 |
Arctic Tale (2007) |
"the footage is stunning, the narration, not so." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Astronaut Farmer (2007) |
"The Polish brothers, masters of the weird, have decided to make a family film. Everybody does that occasionally, and this time they succeed." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.3/5 |
Avenue Montaigne (2007) |
"Cute and deep at the same time." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3.2/5 |
Away From Her (2007) |
" Julie Christie is as lovely as ever, and this may be a bit of a snag, as she doesn't really look old enough for the part." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
A Scanner Darkly (2006) |
"The film is quite entertaining in a bent sort of way, and if you like weird, you should definitely see this." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
Agnes and His Brothers (2006) |
"some of the best acting to come out of Germany since before the Nazis took over." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Akeelah and the Bee (2006) |
"it's not only stupid, it's dim-witted, brainless and obtuse to the point of being insulting to the audience." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.3/5 |
Al Franken: God Spoke (2006) |
"When he's on, he's hot, and when he's not, he's not." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
All The King's Men (2006) |
"If you're going to fail, you might as well do it big." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
America: Freedom To Fascism (2006) |
"Lies, damn lies and statistics. It's pure propaganda." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.9/5 |
American Blackout (2006) |
"The film is by far the most hypocritical thing I have seen in ages." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.7/5 |
American Gun (2006) |
"Actually PAY MONEY to see this in a theater? No way." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.4/5 |
American Hardcore (2006) |
"Only if you LOVE hardcore punk is the movie worth a damn" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Art School Confidential (2006) |
" I like Dan Clowes, but this wasn't one of his better comix, and the film isn't one of Zwigof's better either." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Aura (2006) |
" There's lots of suspense here, and the ending is actually perversely satisfying." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 2.6/5 |
Aurora Borealis (2006) |
"All in all, while this isn't a great film, it's quite nice." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.3/5 |
Azumi (2006) |
"This is fun because it's soo damn stupid." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
A/K/A Tommy Chong (2005) |
"This is an important propaganda film. After all, Gilbert has all the facts in hand and presents it halfway decently." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 0.5/5 |
Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl in 3-D (2005) |
"This may be the worst movie of the year!!! IK!!!" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 0.02/5 |
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"Quite possibly the worst of the year. Definiately the worst of the month." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.7/5 |
The Amityville Horror (2005) |
"This isn't scary at all." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 0.5/5 |
Are We There Yet? (2005) |
"It COULD have been something, but..." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 5/5 |
The Aristocrats (2005) |
"If there's any justice in the World, this'd get a "Best Documentery Feature" Oscar®" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Asylum (2005) |
"A paint-by-numbers melodrama that may have been written in someone's sleep….*yawn!*
" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
After the Sunset (2004) |
"It’s not that great a picture, but it does what it’s supposed to do and that’s why you spend the bucks after all isn’t it?" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004) |
" In order for the plot to work, all the characters have to be idiots.
" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Alamo (2004) |
"...there’s too much and too little simultaneously to make this a really good film." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Alexander (2004) |
"But still, story is opaque. We never really get to know any of the characters all that well. Alexander’s story would be better as, say, a six hour miniseries..." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
"Wait until the second run or it comes out on video" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Along Came Polly (2004) |
"An astounding waste of talent." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) |
"As someone said, the only way you should see this is drunk." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) |
"Screenwriters Will Ferrell and Adam McKay have brought us a twisted tribute to sexual harassment..." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Around the Bend (2004) |
"If by some chance you find it on the Movie Channel or Sundance or Cinemax, go ahead…but it’s not worth the bucks to go to the arthouse." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Around the World in 80 Days (2004) |
"This is something slightly different, but only because it’s offensive at so many levels." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Assassination of Richard Nixon (2004) |
" It’s one of those strange movies that brings a forgotten bit of history back into focus and tells why it was forgotten on the first place." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Automne (2004) |
"I'm not sure this is a parody or not." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Aviator (2004) |
"This is the real deal!" |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Against the Ropes (2003) |
"The film isn’t good enough for the full price." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Agent Cody Banks (2003) |
"The writing's too adult in places and to 'childish' in others. This makes the whole thing uneven and stupid." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
American Splendor (2003) |
"It's an interesting soup that's especially tasty." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
American Wedding (2003) |
"If you're in the right demographic you're going to see it anyway. If you're not, this isn't recommended." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Anger Management (2003) |
"I'm not really sure if this is worth viewing, but if you want to actually see great acting, that's when an actor towers over everything and everyone. See this." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 2/5 |
Anything Else (2003) |
"The film is a rehash of pretty much Allen has done over the years, and no one is all that interesting." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 3/5 |
About a Boy (2002) |
"[Hoult] has range, humor, and he’s quite cute. Haley Joel Osmat with a British accent." |
Eric Lurio |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Adaptation (2002) |
"A blast and is worth the price of a full ticket. See it." |
Eric Lurio |
Splat 1/5 |
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) |
"Don't even bother to rent this on video." |
Eric Lurio |
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