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Tomato |
Haiku Tunnel (2001) |
"Whether or not the film is purely autobiographical, [Kornbluth] clearly knows the terrain." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Haiku Tunnel (2001) |
"A bit of an ego-trip, but an entertaining one." |
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Hair Show (2004) |
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Half Past Dead (2002) |
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Splat 2/5 |
"Yet another sequel no-one needed; too bad Donald Pleasance didn't stick around long enough to live it down." |
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Splat |
Halloween: Resurrection (2002) |
"Sad nonsense, this. But not without cheesy fun factor." |
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Splat |
Hamlet (2000) |
"Might work if Almereyda were playing it strictly for laughs. But for the most part he's serious, and the result is likely to satisfy no one." |
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Splat |
Hanging Up (2000) |
"Surprisingly flat and predictable." |
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Splat |
Hannibal (2001) |
"Hannibal is more than just a disappointment. It is also a spoiler, possibly weakening the impact of Silence for its fans." |
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Splat |
Happenstance (2001) |
"Firode comes up with some clever and amusing situations, but his characters are so glum and unlikable it just isn't a whole lot of fun to spend time with then." |
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Tomato |
Happy Times (2002) |
"Benefits from a strong performance from Zhao, but it's Dong Jie's face you remember at the end." |
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Tomato |
A Hard Day's Night (1964) |
"There will always be Beatles revivals, but we're way overdue for a major Richard Lester revival." |
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Tomato |
"As with many Method Fest alumni, the film features fine acting but often falters in the plot department." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Hard Target (1993) |
"Should have been so much better." |
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Tomato |
Hardball (2001) |
"Hardball is not as bad as it sounds, and at its best it's charming." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Hardware (1990) |
"Fantastic "future shock" movie about a killer robot run amuck in a postnuclear future. Not to be missed!" |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Harmonists (1997) |
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Splat |
Harrison's Flowers (2002) |
"Swiftly deteriorates into a terribly obvious melodrama and rough-hewn vanity project for lead actress Andie MacDowell." |
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Splat |
Hart's War (2002) |
"Hart's War plays like its inmates look -- exhausted, fetid -- and it drags on and on, as endless as war itself." |
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Hate Crime (2005) |
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The Haunted Mansion (2003) |
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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not (2003) |
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Head in the Clouds (2004) |
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Head of State (2003) |
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Heading South (2006) |
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The Heart of Me (2003) |
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Splat |
Heartbreak Hospital (2002) |
"The film's tone and pacing are off almost from the get-go." |
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Splat |
Heartbreakers (2001) |
"A joyless, soulless romp." |
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Tomato |
Hearts in Atlantis (2001) |
"As stirring as it is slight, as effective as it is familiar." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Heaven's Gate (1980) |
"Too long and pretentious to properly work -- shave off a good half-hour and you might have something." |
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Tomato |
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) |
"Offers an enormous amount of pure silly fun for the entire non-nuclear family, no matter what gender they may be." |
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Splat |
Heist (2001) |
"The viewer's biggest challenge is to survive fits of yawning so violent they could disrupt ornithic migratory patterns." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1987) |
"Wrestling, mutant frogs, breasts, and Roddy Piper fertilizing Earth's last remaining females...what more could you possibly want?" |
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Hell House (2002) |
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Hellbent (2005) |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (1988) |
"It's great up until the end, which is so bad as to undermine all that came before." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Hellraiser (1987) |
"Barker onscreen has never been better, and this movie probably did more to bring sadomasochism into the mainstream than anything before or since." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Henry Fool (1998) |
"Has some good acting and ideas, but Hartley doesn't seem to know how to end the thing." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
"Henry Lee Lucas was mostly a liar in real life, but that doesn't stop the movie from being one truly disturbing journey/" |
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Her Majesty (2005) |
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Splat |
Hera Purple: Devil Goddess (2001) |
"[Chung's] cast of lissome young demon avatars and buff young victims is more attractive than his barely comprehensible story." |
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Splat |
Here on Earth (2000) |
"Things are not helped by the performances: Klein is simply a stiff, and Sobieski is neither more nor less Joan of Arc here than she was on TV." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Hero (1992) |
"Funny and (just about) before its time." |
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Splat |
Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002) |
"A TV episode inflated past its natural length." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Hidden Fortress (1958) |
"No Star Wars fan should miss this suspiciously familiar samurai epic." |
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Hide and Seek (2005) |
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Splat 2/5 |
High Art (1998) |
"Needed some naked Radha (don't we all?)" |
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