New Times
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The Jacket (2005) |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Jackie Chan's First Strike (1997) |
"The climactic shark-tank fight is a masterpiece of choreography" |
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Splat |
Jackpot (2001) |
"Slow and uneventful, like a cross-country Greyhound bus trip that never stops." |
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Splat |
"This guy's a headache -- but when he's bagging on Jerry Seinfeld it's hard not to bust a smirk." |
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Splat |
Jane White is Sick & Twisted (2003) |
"Any movie that has to proclaim itself as being sick and twisted is trying too hard, which sums up this would-be satire." |
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Splat |
Janice Beard 45 WPM (2002) |
"Director Clare Kilner's debut is never as daft as it should have been." |
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Tomato |
Jason X (2002) |
"The best B movie since Virus." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
The Jaundiced Eye (1999) |
"A powerful documentary to refute those who would claim that homophobia's a dead issue." |
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Splat |
"A plodding infomercial, pushing everything from graphic novels to Smith's old DVDs; it all amounts to product placement for View Askew merch." |
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Splat |
Jeepers Creepers (2001) |
"This tripe ... isn't worth your time or our ink." |
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Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Jewel of the Nile (1985) |
"According to legend, Catherine Zeta-Jones was 15 when this movie was made." |
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Tomato |
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) |
"As a kids' movie, it's a zippy diversion." |
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Tomato |
Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade (2001) |
"It makes as good a case as any for the use of animation as a medium for serious, mature features." |
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Splat |
Joe Dirt (2001) |
"Sandler and Spade continue their avid quest to dumb down America." |
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Splat |
Joe Somebody (2001) |
"It's possible America needs a movie like Joe Somebody at year's end, if only for those in the audience terrified of English accents and trailers that promise, 'From the Academy Award-winning director of...'" |
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Splat 2/5 |
Joe's Apartment (1996) |
"There are some isolated moments in this film that woudl make great shorts. Strung together with the rest of it, though, they just make a mess." |
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Tomato |
"Another strong outing for Carpenter, a B-movie that knows its place, delivers its goods, then gets the hell out of our face." |
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Splat |
John Q (2002) |
"It's a film that might have made its points more convincingly if its makers hadn't felt obliged to underline and spell out at length every one of those points." |
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Splat |
John Q (2002) |
"A film that might have made its points more convincingly if its makers hadn't felt obliged to underline and spell out at length every one of those points." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Johnny Handsome (1990) |
"Not one of Hill's better efforts." |
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Joshua (2007) |
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Tomato |
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) |
"An antiadvertisement for itself, a subversive piece of work." |
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Tomato |
Joy Ride (2001) |
"Somehow this project manages to be both astoundingly derivative and reasonably entertaining at the same time." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Judgment Night (1993) |
"Excellent soundtrack, appalling acting, especially by Gooding." |
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Tomato |
Jump Tomorrow (2001) |
"Perhaps what's best about the movie is its absolute color blindness." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Jungle Book (1967) |
"I'll never get that "Bear Necessities" song out of my head, ever. I guess that's a testament to the movie." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Junior (1994) |
"To quote Last Action Hero: "Big mistake!"" |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Jurassic Park (1993) |
"Set a standard for CG-beasties that remained unmatche for many years, and still stands as one of the best of its kind" |
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Splat |
Jurassic Park III (2001) |
"The ending in particular is weak and abrupt, involving a character suddenly knowing something that he explicitly did not know before, apparently as a result of sheer dumb luck." |
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Splat |
Just a Kiss (2002) |
"You can tell that there was a lot more thought put into this film than the likes of Serving Sara, but in the end that doesn't make it any more fun to watch." |
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Just Friends (2005) |
"Just Friends suggests that Reynolds and Faris have potential greatness together" |
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Just Like Heaven (2005) |
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Just Married (2003) |
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Tomato |
Just Visiting (2001) |
"A crude, visually ugly, and peculiarly over-plotted movie, but the blunt, pungent, physical shtick is often pretty funny." |
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Splat |
Juwanna Mann (2002) |
"This limp gender-bender-baller from a first-time director and rookie screenwriter steals wholesale from that 1982's Tootsie, forgetting only to retain a single laugh." |
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