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The Machinist (2004) |
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Tomato |
Mad Love (2001) |
"The film is beautifully mounted, but, more to the point, the issues are subtly presented, managing to walk a fine line with regard to the question of Joan's madness." |
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Mad Money (2008) |
"It's mediocre, but it's not obnoxiously so. I had an okay time. But I had also had five beers." |
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Madame Sata (2003) |
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Splat |
Made (2001) |
"Picture the dopes from Dumb and Dumber getting mixed up in organized crime -- but without benefit of Jim Carrey's rubberized pratfalls or his go-to-hell anarchism." |
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Madison (2005) |
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Tomato |
Maelström (2002) |
"Offers the flash of rock videos fused with solid performances and eerie atmosphere." |
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Splat |
The Majestic (2001) |
"The best that can be said about The Majestic is that it may boost Capra's reputation by virtue of comparison." |
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Splat |
Maléna (2000) |
"It is difficult to see any humor or lightness in the story of a woman who is subjected to such abuse." |
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Malibu's Most Wanted (2003) |
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A Man Apart (2003) |
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The Man from Elysian Fields (2002) |
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Man on Fire (2004) |
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The Man Who Cried (2001) |
"There's nothing particularly wrong with this whole setup; it's just very by-the-numbers." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
"When the movie becomes a legend, watch the legend." |
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Tomato |
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) |
"To call it great fun may be an exaggeration, but there's no reason to stop laughing at the cruel jokes life plays against the Ed Cranes of the world." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) |
"Bond versus Herve and Dracula. How can such a thing possibly be disliked?" |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Marathon Man (1976) |
"Not sure this deserves to be a classic, but certainly a competently made thriller." |
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Marebito (2004) |
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Margaret Cho - Assassin (2005) |
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Tomato |
Margarita Happy Hour (2001) |
"A knowing look at female friendship, spiked with raw urban humor." |
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Maria Full of Grace (2004) |
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Splat |
"This overlong infomercial, due out on video before month's end, is tepid and tedious." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Mary Reilly (1996) |
No article available. |
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Tomato |
Maryam (2002) |
"It's a wise and powerful tale of race and culture forcefully told, with superb performances throughout." |
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"Weir's finest film since the brilliant The Mosquito Coast. Bettany is terrific." |
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The Master of Disguise (2002) |
"Mostly this happy train wreck feels like a longer, better movie that was chopped up and reassembled by retarded monkeys." |
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Tomato |
"It's refreshing and unusual to see clever strategy trumping ritual honor in a film of this genre, even if one of the tricks seems gratuitously brutal." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Matchmaker (1997) |
"Garofalo's good in this, but I didn't buy the romance." |
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The Matrix (1999) |
".." |
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The Matrix Reloaded (2003) |
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The Matrix Revolutions (2003) |
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Max (2002) |
"As chilling and fascinating as Philippe Mora's modern Hitler-study, Snide and Prejudice." |
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Splat |
Max Keeble's Big Move (2001) |
"Takes too long setting things up and, once the pranks are over, dawdles to its inevitable conclusion about the importance of friends and loving thy neighbor." |
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May (2003) |
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Tomato |
Maybe Baby (2001) |
"Except for the pat conclusion, which seems to have arrived straight from test-screenings via a robustly fragrant wheelbarrow, Maybe Baby is undeniably touching, and -- hallelujah -- it's funny." |
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Tomato |
Maze (2001) |
"Morrow the actor tries too hard (Morrow will rob Oscar blind!), but he's a stylish director with a steady hand and a shaky eye." |
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Splat |
Me Without You (2002) |
"The screenplay fails to generate any real sympathy for Holly or Marina once they have passed adolescence." |
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Tomato |
Me, Myself & Irene (2000) |
"[The Farrellys'] crudeness awakens the inner 6-year-old in many of us." |
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Tomato |
Me, You, Them (2001) |
"Satisfying from start to finish." |
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Mean Creek (2004) |
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Mean Girls (2004) |
"You gotta love a film that poses the vital question: 'Is butter a carb?'" |
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Splat |
Mean Machine (2002) |
"Given that both movies expect us to root for convicted violent felons over those assigned to protect us from same, we need every bit of sympathy the cons can muster; this time, there isn't much." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Mean Streets (1973) |
"Doesn't do it for me, I'm afraid." |
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The Medallion (2003) |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Medium Cool (1969) |
No article available. |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Meet the Feebles (1989) |
"Pure ****ing genius. Homicidal puppets with VD just get me every time." |
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Splat |
Meet the Parents (2000) |
"It never quite gets going." |
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Meet the Spartans (2008) |
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