Tadpole (2002)

"Overcomes its visual hideousness with a sharp script and strong performances."

The Tailor of Panama (2001)

"What's most unnerving about The Tailor of Panama is the film's overall tone, which wavers uncomfortably between modest thrills and modest farce."

Taking Lives (2004)

"It's beginning to seem as though large breasts and a willingness to flaunt them are the only attributes that separate Ms. Jolie from, say, Cuba Gooding Jr."

Tales from the Crypt (1972)

"Not as enjoyably over-the-top as the subsequent HBO series would be, but a decent British horror anthology."

Talk Radio (1989)

"Oliver Stone's overly dramatic new ending puts a damper on things, but Bogosian has never been more magnetic"

The Tall Guy (1990)

"This is literally one of the greatest romances ever filmed. Jeff sets it up, Emma makes it brill. Now please destroy the damned American voice-over track."

Tango & Cash (1989)

"A much tighter and harder-hitting action flick than you might expect."

Tarzan and the Lost City (1998)

"No, no, no -- Casper Van Dien is NOT Tarzan!"

Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970)

"Genius. Christopher Lee. Genius."

Taxi Driver (1976)

"Don't let the endless barrage of morons imitating the "You talkin' to me?" bit put you off."

Teacher's Pet (2004)

"[I]n a movie where the dog speaks and sings like Nathan Lane, one wonders why he should live out his days fetching sticks for a dumb kid."

Tears of the Sun (2003)

"There's an undeniable atmosphere here, in the visuals but also in the incredible aural jungle of sound designer George Simpson and crew, and in the tribal-New Age soundtrack."

Teddy Bears' Picnic (2002)

"What could and should have been biting and droll is instead a tepid waste of time and talent."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 - The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

"The muppets look mighty fake, and Vanilla Ice was better in Cool as Ice, but check out wrestler Kevin Nash as Super Shredder."

Tell Me Something (2001)

"Stylish, but definitely not for the squeamish."

Tennis, Anyone...? (2005)

"If you’re a fan of the actors, it’s worthwhile, but there’s nothing much else to it."

The Terminator (1984)

"The movie's scares are intense, but the notion that the Terminator would move on to politics is even more frightening."

Testosterone (2003)

"It's evident that Dean is capable of getting many other good-looking boyfriends if he so desires -- why get so worked up over one who's a jackass?"

Texas Rangers (2001)

"Hackneyed retread of ancient Western shtick."

The Cool School (2007)

"...a fun, jazzy look at L.A.'s first real wave of modern artists"

Thelma & Louise (1991)

"Ridley Scott in rare form. Chick power!"

They Live (1988)

"Kicks ass and chews bubblegum -- metaphorically speaking."

The Thief of Bagdad (1940)

"A great classic fantasy for the whole family."

Thirteen (2003)

"It could have been called What a Girl Actually Has."

Thirteen Days (2000)

"Perfectly gripping for those old enough to remember the terror under which Washington, Moscow, and the rest of the world lived that month in 1962."