Splat 1/5 |
S.W.A.T. (2003) |
"A worn-out yawner of a cop thriller where even the cliches seem to realize how dated they are." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 2/5 |
S1m0ne (2002) |
"When your subject is illusion versus reality, shouldn't the reality seem at least passably real?" |
Jay Boyar |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Saddest Music in the World (2004) |
"Silly, sick and surreal, it's a triumph of style over message or entertainment value." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 2/5 |
The Safety of Objects (2003) |
"The sheer number and variety of miseries on view suggest a kind of wallowing." |
Jay Boyar |
Tomato 3/5 |
Sahara (2005) |
"Let's hope today's 10-year-old boys aren't too jaded by Matrix reruns to enjoy this for the good clean fun that it is." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato 3/5 |
Saint Ralph (2005) |
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Roger Moore |
Tomato 3/5 |
Saints And Soldiers |
"Nicely detailed if slackly paced." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Santa Clause 2 (2002) |
"Somehow, the movie manages to be a lot funnier and flakier than you would expect." |
Jay Boyar |
Splat 1/5 |
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) |
"The movie's as icy as Jack's hair, as lifeless as its animatronic, flatulent reindeer." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Savages (2007) |
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Roger Moore |
Tomato 3/5 |
Saved! (2004) |
"An afterschool special gone deliciously wrong." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato 4/5 |
Saving Face (2005) |
"Saves face with terrific performances." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato |
Saving Grace (2000) |
"The cast has a lot of charm." |
Jay Boyar |
Splat |
Saving Silverman (2001) |
"How bad is Saving Silverman? This is a movie in which a man is shown getting butt-cheek implants." |
Jay Boyar |
Tomato 4/5 |
Saw (2004) |
"Neither a deep, psychological thriller nor a mindless slasher flick, this is one skillfully made, if admittedly superficial, creepout." |
Jay Boyar |
Splat 2/5 |
Saw II (2005) |
"Saw II only has one ambition -- to make us squirm. And it does. Just don't be surprised if you need to switch to an electric razor after this." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 2/5 |
Saw III (2006) |
"The premise is bogus to anybody with all their albumen intact." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 1/5 |
Saw IV (2007) |
"It's somewhat better put together than Saw II or III, though there isn't a scare in it." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 1/5 |
Saw V (2008) |
"Saw V utterly mimics the original film's formula -- that awful basement, those cops chasing clues in what we assume to be the same time-frame, those awful devices of death." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 2/5 |
Saw VI (2009) |
"This script, by Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton, has a more lyrical bent, and a more satiric bite, than any of the other Saw sequels." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato |
Say It Isn't So (2001) |
"Say isn't nearly as funny as Mary. But when it is funny, it's funny in the same tasteless way." |
Jay Boyar |
Tomato |
Scary Movie (2000) |
"Now that's funny." |
Jay Boyar |
Splat |
Scary Movie 2 (2001) |
"Since the first film, which came out only last year, exhausted the supply of Scream-I Know What You Did Last Summer-Halloween and Friday the 13th gags, Scary 2 is just leftovers." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 1/5 |
Scary Movie 3 (2003) |
"Plays like 80 minutes of Naked Gun rejects." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato 4/5 |
School for Scoundrels (2006) |
"School for Scoundrels is a simply written, perfectly cast, sneaky-edgy, stab-yourself-in-the-leg-with-a-pen laugh riot." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato 4/5 |
School of Rock (2003) |
"A happy, hoot-and-holler crowd-pleasing package." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 3/5 |
The Science of Sleep (2006) |
"The movie plays like an exhausted hallucination, disjointed and frustrating, much of it owing to the lack of chemistry Gondry allows between his stars." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 2/5 |
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) |
"Aims directly at young Scooby-philes, playing it straight and corny and evoking nostalgic memories of episodes past." |
Jay Boyar |
Splat 2/5 |
Scooby-Doo - The Movie (2002) |
"A jumbled, rhythmless, terminally silly lame-o-rama." |
Jay Boyar |
Splat 2/5 |
Scoop (2006) |
"Scoop. It's a tired, thin, almost laughless reminder of the earlier Allen." |
Roger Moore |
Splat |
The Score (2001) |
"Spends so much time establishing a shadowy, jazzy neo-noir tone that the details of the heist are slighted and much of the excitement drains away." |
Jay Boyar |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Scorpion King (2002) |
"When it comes to muscle-bound action heroes, the Age of Arnie is definitely over. Give us another piece of The Rock." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato 4/5 |
Scotland, PA (2002) |
"Earns its laughs from stock redneck 'types' and from the many, many moments when we recognize even without the Elizabethan prose, the play behind the thing." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Sea Inside (2004) |
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Roger Moore |
Tomato 4/5 |
Sea Monsters: A Prehistoric Adventure (2007) |
"This blend of computer-animation and live actors-as-paleontologists recreations makes for an educating and kid-pleasing trip back to the age of the dinosaurs." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato 3/5 |
Seabiscuit (2003) |
"Even told in an overinflated, overexplicit way, the story still has a kick." |
Jay Boyar |
Splat 2/5 |
The Second Chance (2006) |
"[The film is] designed to launch Christian pop singer Michael W. Smith as a movie brand name. It doesn't really succeed at that, but it does manage to send a positive message in a pretty polished movie, a message aimed at regular church-goers." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 2/5 |
Secondhand Lions (2003) |
"Despite a star-studded cast and healthy helpings of sentiment, nostalgia and heart, it's a hollow affair that's content to tell the viewer how to feel rather than earning those feelings through its story and performances." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 2/5 |
The Secret Life of Bees (2008) |
"Is the sweetness worth the stickiness in this maudlin American Sisterhood of the Traveling Green Tomatoes?" |
Roger Moore |
Tomato |
The Secret Lives of Dentists (2003) |
"It's funny, honest enough to make you squirm and a film that may make you feel a little bit of the pain on the other side of that shrieking drill." |
Roger Davidson |
Splat 2/5 |
Secret Window (2004) |
"All the corn pone in Mississippi can't make this go down like anything but year-old grits." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato 4/5 |
Secretary (2002) |
"Despite its flaws, Secretary stays in your head and makes you question your own firmly held positions." |
Jay Boyar |
Tomato 4/5 |
Seducing Dr. Lewis (2004) |
"It's great to escape to these fantasy burgs, especially if they're as quaint and colorfully peopled as Ste. Marie-La Mauderne." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 1/5 |
See No Evil (2006) |
"... generic and predictable ..." |
Roger Moore |
Splat |
See Spot Run (2001) |
"It's a crude, dumb patchwork of worn-out ideas and cliches." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 1/5 |
Seed of Chucky (2004) |
" Little tip for Don Mancini, creator of Chucky the killer doll and writer-director of Seed of Chucky: Don't make jokes about Ed Wood -- the 'worst director in the history of Hollywood' -- if you can't do better." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Seeker (2007) |
"The Seeker: The Dark is Rising is the first eye-popping, jaw-dropping installment in a film fantasy series that could turn out to be the new Harry Potter." |
Roger Moore |
Splat 2/5 |
Semi-Pro (2008) |
"Semi-Pro tries for semi-sweet when bittersweet would have been better, semi-silly when full-bore absurd was called for. And the final score? Semi-funny." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Sentinel (2006) |
"This is solid genre filmmaking that makes up for a lack of surprises with superior performances, excellent depictions of tradecraft (shades of CSI) and whiplash editing and pacing." |
Roger Moore |
Tomato 3/5 |
Separate Lies (2005) |
"What lies underneath doesn't surprise. But it's fascinating to watch that peeling as it happens." |
Roger Moore |
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