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Rating	Title Year	Quote	Author

Splat D-	Never Back Down (2008)	"Never Back Down is a tired, asinine attempt to piggyback on a fight club subculture and it does wonders to make MMA seem like the most idiotic undertaking in recent memory."	Brian Orndorf
Tomato A-	Never Forever (2008)	"For a film as gentle, meaningful, and tender as Never Forever, the picture can be forgiven such old-fashioned melodramatic extravagance to make a lasting impression."	Brian Orndorf
Splat D	New in Town (2009)	"New in Town is nothing short of a character assassination attempt on Minnesota, and even worse, it's a ghastly romantic comedy that requires heavy sedation to endure."	Brian Orndorf
Splat C	Next Day Air (2009)	"Air is an interesting misfire, but often an irritatingly erratic viewing experience that would've profited greatly from a good old-fashioned dose of clear-headed concentration."	Brian Orndorf
Splat C-	Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)	"Caloric with whimsy but lacks distinctive dramatic weight, to a degree that it ceases to be a movie and transforms into something resembling a tiresome Diet Coke commercial."	Brian Orndorf
Splat C+	Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)	"Smithsonian only occasionally lives up to its wondrous, chaotic premise. Instead the film appears more delighted with tiresome improvisational acrobatics than generating a welcoming tidal wave of wonder."	Brian Orndorf
Splat D	A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 - The Dream Child (1989)	"Because nothing says giggly slasher escapism quite like child endangerment and abortion discussions. Please pass the popcorn."	Brian Orndorf
Tomato B+	Nights in Rodanthe (2008)	"Kept animated by the superior work of the cast, who take the surface mentality of the source material and make it a deeply felt, agreeably tragic romantic experience. Rodanthe is obvious, but it's very effective."	Brian Orndorf
Splat D+	Nim's Island (2008)	"A headache-inducing film that grows more obnoxious as it plays, but the most piercing element of the movie is Foster."	Brian Orndorf
Splat D+	Nine (2009)	"All the heaving bosoms, coy smiles, and Italian fashion fetishism can't cover for the film's frightening lack of a soul."	Brian Orndorf
Splat C	Ninja Assassin (2009)	"It's a ninja story for goodness sake, but McTeigue and his writers are on the prowl for something epic, puncturing the potential of the film by taking it all so very seriously."	Brian Orndorf
Splat D	No Holds Barred (1989)	"Barred is tremendously crude, unapologetically manipulative (Zeus finally breaks down Rip's reserve by crippling his kid brother), and aimed directly at easily entertained 13-year-old boys."	Brian Orndorf
Splat D	Nobel Son (2008)	"This bogus cutting-edge thriller is obnoxious and repellent in any direction it stands, mistaking distasteful tonal changes for cinematic razzle dazzle."	Brian Orndorf
Splat C-	Not Easily Broken (2009)	"It takes head-to-toe protective padding to survive all the hysteria and tragedy, making the viewing experience more about wincing than Jesus-approved enlightenment."	Brian Orndorf
Splat C+	Nothing Like the Holidays (2008)	"It just wouldn't be Christmas if there wasn't a group of actors pushed into a room together with thin characterization, forced to fight for limited screentime."	Brian Orndorf
Splat D+	Notorious (2009)	"Turns Biggie Smalls into an unpleasant, thoughtless caretaker of urban hopes and dreams, encased within a film that seeks to dust off a profitable legend instead of challenging a controversial legacy."	Brian Orndorf

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