Splat 1.5/4 |
Jackass: Number Two (2006) |
"One of the more positive things I can say about JNT is that it serves the function of a crash diet: After seeing it, you will not want to eat again for a very, very long time." |
Moira MacDonald |
Splat .5/4 |
Jackass: The Movie (2002) |
"Can literally make one sick, so be prepared." |
Tom Keogh |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Jacket (2005) |
"Maybury tricks everything up with a hyperkinetic directing style that relies heavily on constant flashes, trippy quick cuts, icily bleached-out colors and frequent, odd close-ups of everyone's dental work." |
Moira MacDonald |
Splat |
Jackpot (2001) |
"Hardly what one would call a big winner." |
Pam Sitt |
Splat |
Jakob the Liar (1999) |
"Jakob the Liar plays like a Robin Williams concentration-camp comedy that was intended to cash in on the success of Roberto Benigni's Life Is Beautiful." |
John Hartl |
Splat 2/4 |
The Jane Austen Book Club (2007) |
"...Things never rise above the competent chick-flick level." |
Moira MacDonald |
Tomato 3/4 |
Japanese Story (2004) |
"Refreshingly simple and quiet." |
Moira MacDonald |
Tomato 3/4 |
Japon (2003) |
"If you're in synch with its heartbeat, and with Reygadas' tendency to pursue visual detours that intensify the film's sensual impact, this is a remarkable first effort that is equal parts disturbing, bold, mysterious and primal." |
Jeff Shannon |
Tomato 3/4 |
Jarhead (2005) |
"Jarhead is often a film about boredom, but it's never boring; full of unexpected touches and detailed character turns." |
Moira MacDonald |
Splat 0/4 |
Jason X (2002) |
"The 10th installment of the Friday the 13th franchise is, hands down, the worst of the worst." |
Melanie McFarland |
Splat |
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) |
"Skeptics who take a chance on this flick, beware. You may noticeably feel 98 minutes of your precious life force being sucked from your marrow and, oh, how you'll miss those lost moments!" |
Melanie McFarland |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Jay Z - Fade to Black (2004) |
"Stands as a powerful record of a truly historic event in the annals of rap." |
Ted Fry |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
JCVD (2008) |
"There's something seductively clever about the way French director and co-writer Mabrouk El Mechri has fractured chronology (à la Pulp Fiction) to examine JCVD's plight from various perspectives." |
Jeff Shannon |
Splat |
Jeepers Creepers (2001) |
"Feels too rote to inspire real terror." |
Moira MacDonald |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) |
"The first film at least offered some spooky atmosphere and suspense before all the violence began, but this time out we're just given dismemberment, decapitation and a javelin through the head." |
Doug Knoop |
Tomato 3/4 |
Jellyfish (2008) |
"A brief, haunting tale of three women in contemporary Tel Aviv, Jellyfish seems to float in its viewers' consciousness; you'll remember its images long afterward." |
Moira MacDonald |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Jennifer's Body (2009) |
"Seyfried approaches her role with such honesty and vulnerability that she transforms the movie; you see, in her bottomless blue eyes, that she long ago accepted being the girl that nobody noticed." |
Moira MacDonald |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Jersey Girl (2004) |
"It's saved by an unusually charming child actor: Castro, who has a voice like a pan flute and a sweetly low-key screen presence." |
Moira MacDonald |
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Jesse James (1939) |
Click here to see the review. |
Moira MacDonald |
Tomato 3/4 |
Jesus Camp (2006) |
"On one level, the documentary Jesus Camp is all about evangelical Christians keeping up with the terrorists." |
John Hartl |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Jet Lag (2003) |
"There's little chemistry between the stars, Juliette Binoche and Jean Reno, and even less conviction in the roles they're assigned." |
John Hartl |
Splat 2.5/4 |
A Jihad for Love (2007) |
"For all the research, courage and passion that went into it, the movie is sometimes curiously one-note." |
John Hartl |
Tomato 3/4 |
Jimmy Carter Man From Plains (2007) |
"Whether you're of the opinion that Carter is a misguided meddler or a worthy Nobel Peace Prize-winner (he won the award in 2002), Jonathan Demme's new documentary about the 39th president will provide you with plenty of ammunition." |
John Hartl |
Splat |
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) |
"It's certainly nothing worse than a Saturday-morning cartoon. But, aside from the sparkling animation, it's not substantially better either." |
Janet I. Tu |
Tomato 3/4 |
Jindabyne (2007) |
"An affecting character study, anchored by scraped-bare and often heartbreaking performances by Laura Linney and Gabriel Byrne." |
Moira MacDonald |
Splat |
Joe Somebody (2001) |
"Aiming to punch holes in some male myths, John Scott Shepherd's script barely makes contact." |
Misha Berson |
Tomato 4/4 |
Joe Strummer: The Future is Unwritten (2007) |
"Temple's film offers a rich, detailed portrait of a commanding but idealistic Strummer against the backdrop of the do-it-yourself punk ethos of the late '70s." |
Tom Keogh |
Tomato |
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001) |
"A flawed but worthy effort from an auteur whose near-misses are more entertaining than many others' hits." |
Mark Rahner |
Splat 2/4 |
John Q (2002) |
"[Cassavetes and Kearns] stacked the deck so much that the movie becomes absurd." |
Moira MacDonald |
Tomato 3/4 |
John Tucker Must Die (2006) |
"... longtime director Betty Thomas shows that she's still got the pulse of teenage angst, bringing out strong performances from every one of the ensemble cast." |
Judy Chia Hui Hsu |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Johnny English (2003) |
"Johnny English may well be too specifically British, and too slight, to connect strongly with audiences, but it's a pleasant enough diversion." |
Moira MacDonald |
Splat 2/4 |
Johnson Family Vacation (2004) |
"Passable, uninspired entertainment, as harmless as watching home movies of your own vacation -- and about as exciting." |
Moira MacDonald |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002) |
"Children, Christian or otherwise, deserve to hear the full story of Jonah's despair -- in all its agonizing, Catch-22 glory -- even if they spend years trying to comprehend it." |
Tom Keogh |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple (2006) |
"Ultimately, the film doesn't entirely answer the massive 'why' at the center of this story -- that answer died on that day in 1978 -- but it's a haunting exploration of an event of unspeakable sadness, which still resonates decades later." |
Moira MacDonald |
Tomato 3/4 |
Joshua (2007) |
"Spooky, relatively realistic, grounded in psychology rather than displays of gore, it could be just the thing to rejuvenate the fading horror genre." |
John Hartl |
Splat |
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) |
"It's hard not to wonder if the real point of the joke -- that kids are controlled by corporations -- wasn't just to create a 95-minute marketing vehicle." |
John Zebrowski |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Journey From The Fall (2007) |
"A first-rate cast, script, committed director and physical production that burns with authenticity make Journey From the Fall affecting history for all who wish to avoid the doom of forgetting its lesson." |
Ted Fry |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) |
"The absence of star charisma in Journey denies the audience some focus in a movie that keeps changing backdrops and is ultimately no more than the sum of its wild-eyed parts." |
Tom Keogh |
Tomato |
Joy Ride (2001) |
"Dahl permeates the film with enough quirky detail ... and horror-movie staples ... to keep things interesting." |
Moira MacDonald |
Splat 2/4 |
Joyeux Noël (2006) |
"Ultimately it fades away quickly from memory; a sad fate for a good story." |
Moira MacDonald |
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Ju-on: The Curse (2000) |
Click here to see the review. |
Moira MacDonald |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Ju-On: The Grudge (2004) |
"A slightly muddled but still powerful ghost story." |
Moira MacDonald |
Tomato 3/4 |
Julie & Julia (2009) |
"Nora Ephron's Julie & Julia is one-half delightful and one-half disappointing; luckily, the delightful part stays with you while the rest fades away." |
Moira MacDonald |
Tomato |
Jump Tomorrow (2001) |
"A sweet, funny story about love that, with the help of an excellent cast, is one of the nicest surprises of the year." |
John Zebrowski |
Splat 2/4 |
Jumper (2008) |
"A whole lot of teleporting [with] a story that seems unfinished." |
Mark Rahner |
Tomato 3/4 |
June and July |
"Hall's direction isn't always as graceful or certain as one might like, though he pulls off a stunning climax and gets absolutely right a wonderfully ironic ending that rolls around one's mind for quite a while." |
Tom Keogh |
- |
Junebug (2005) |
Click here to see the review. |
Moira MacDonald |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Juno (2007) |
"By its end, Juno, in its guilelessly chatty way, touches the heart -- and yes, I had tears in my eyes. This movie works, on its own terms." |
Moira MacDonald |
Splat |
Jurassic Park III (2001) |
"A third time? Think Thanksgiving leftovers -- in December." |
John Zebrowski |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Just Friends (2005) |
"An uneven black comedy that fails to sell its coldhearted, central premise, Just Friends finds actor Ryan Reynolds in his most tedious turn yet as a theoretically likable reprobate." |
Tom Keogh |