Tomato |
Babel (2006) |
"When [Inarritu] aims at making any sort of large, loud statement, what mostly comes out is noise. In silence, though, he speaks volumes." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Baby Mama (2008) |
"Mommy culture, with its capacity for smugness and solipsism, seems like a ripe topic for parody, but Baby Mama approaches it with kid gloves." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato 3/4 |
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009) |
"Cage dives headlong into the madness. It's plain fun to see the actor give himself so fully to a character after several years of mostly forgettable action movies." |
Jake Coyle |
Splat |
Bangkok Dangerous (2008) |
"Tediously monotonous." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
The Bank Job (2008) |
"It’s all sufficiently brisk and engaging as it’s going on, and afterward you certainly won’t feel ripped off. But you won’t feel any differently, either." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Barbershop (2002) |
"Barbershop is a cozy place to hang out for a while, even if you don't need a little off the sides." |
David Germain |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Barnyard: The Original Party Animals (2006) |
"Barnyard: The Original Party Animals actually has a clever concept (the animals walk upright and hang out like humans when the farmer isn't looking) and it handles such sensitive topics as birth and death with unexpected grace." |
Christy Lemire |
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Batman (1989) |
"Pat Hingle: 1924-2009" |
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Splat |
Bats (1999) |
"A movie that's too unintentionally funny to be scary." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Battlefield Earth (2000) |
"Battlefield Earth simply asks too much and delivers too little." |
Matt Crenson |
Splat |
Be Kind Rewind (2008) |
"Unlike Eternal Sunshine, in which Gondry achieved real poignancy about a different kind of erasing, Be Kind Rewind falls into the same category as his The Science of Sleep: It's too silly, and straining too hard to be weird." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Because I Said So (2007) |
"Everything about Because I Said So screams out generic chick flick -- and we do mean scream, literally -- from the forgettable title to the excruciatingly corny ending." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Becoming Jane (2007) |
"Becoming Jane becomes a rather ordinary, though sporadically entertaining, game of dress-up." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Bedazzled (2000) |
"The lavish scenes and gaudy effects can't compensate for the lack of genuine wit." |
Bob Thomas |
Splat |
Bedtime Stories (2008) |
"Harmless, sure -- but also needless." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Bee Movie (2007) |
"Yet another animated flick with a starry cast in which a creature that ordinarily would seem pesky is rendered as not just harmless but even lovable and idiosyncratically human. Enough already." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Beerfest (2006) |
"Beerfest unfolds like a decent college kegger, the best moments coming late in the carousal, as more suds are quaffed, inhibitions loosen up and everything starts seeming funnier." |
David Germain |
Splat |
Beowulf (2007) |
"Beowulf bellows 'I am Beowulf!' so many times, it could be a drinking game; it certainly rivals 'This is Sparta!' as the year's preferred macho catch phrase." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Best in Show (2000) |
"Guest is good at revealing his characters bit by bit." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (2009) |
"Beyond a Reasonable Doubt feels like some throwaway 1980s TV movie, with its implausible premise, dizzying twists, cheesy montages and melodramatic score." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato 3/4 |
Big Fan (2009) |
"What's left is a vivid portrait of an exceedingly ordinary man for whom there's no great epiphany or cliched redemption. That may be Siegel's trickiest play of all." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Big Momma's House (2000) |
"Even though Lawrence's act is getting repetitive, it's still good enough to make for an amusing time." |
Nekesa Mumbi Moody |
Tomato |
Billy Elliot (2000) |
"The arc of its story may be as old as the hills, but Daldry and his amazing young star, Jamie Bell, make every moist-eyed moment seem utterly, vitally new." |
Matt Wolf |
Splat |
Black and White (1999) |
"Manages to be cutting-edge authentic and utterly unconvincing at the same time." |
Ted Anthony |
Splat C |
The Black Dahlia (2006) |
"This fictionalized tale of two Los Angeles detectives assigned to the gruesome 1940s murder of a real-life wannabe starlet begins as a slow but intriguing character study that gradually unravels into a turgid mess." |
David Germain |
Tomato |
Black Snake Moan (2007) |
"Love lost and found, faith lost and found -- Brewer takes these tried-and-true themes and breathes bold, fresh life into them." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Blades of Glory (2007) |
"[There's] enough funny material for a great little Saturday Night Live sketch. The trouble is, there's an extra 80 minutes or so of down time in which Ferrell, Heder and their co-stars are pretty much repeating their characters' shallow schtick." |
David Germain |
Splat |
Bless the Child (2000) |
"Must the makers of Bless the Child bang us over the head with symbolism?" |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
The Blind Side (2009) |
"Writer-director John Lee Hancock wisely lets the true story of Michael Oher speak for itself." |
Glenn Whipp |
- |
Blindness (2008) |
"National Federation of the Blind Picketing Blindness" |
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Tomato |
Blood Diamond (2006) |
"It has an intensity that's just spellbinding, with surprises around every corner -- many of them horrifying." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Blow (2001) |
"Consistently entertaining." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Blow Dry (2001) |
"The problem is director Paddy Breathnach can't decide what kind of movie this should be." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Bobby (2006) |
"Estevez probably could have cut the cast in half and come up with a richer, stronger film." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Body of Lies (2008) |
"Each character thinks that what he's doing is the right course for the greater good. But when you break down Body of Lies to its most fundamental elements, it's really about disagreeing with your boss." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Bolt (2008) |
"Bolt certainly moves along at a lively clip that will satisfy both kids and adults, but the script (from Williams and Dan Fogelman) is a little too Hollywood-insider." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009) |
"Cloaking vigilante justice (not to mention casual racism and homophobia) in religion eventually turns Boondock Saints from merely a bad movie to a distasteful one." |
Jake Coyle |
Tomato |
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) |
"It's consistently double-over-laughing hilarious, never an easy feat when you're extending a comedy sketch into a full-length film." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) |
"It's so expertly crafted and the cast is so superb that The Bourne Ultimatum exceeds all expectations of the genre." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
The Box (2009) |
"What button, on whose box, did Kelly push to get the money to make this awful, preposterous thriller?" |
David Germain |
- |
A Boy Named Charlie Brown (1969) |
"Bill Melendez: 1916-2008" |
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Tomato |
The Boys Are Back (2009) |
"The content of Allan Cubitt's script, based on Simon Carr's memoir, is meaty and straightforward, which gives it an unexpected power." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Bratz: The Movie (2007) |
"Wow, is this movie mind-numblingly vapid and shrill." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
The Brave One (2007) |
"The Brave One seems to be implicitly saying that only men are capable of forceful action, only men are interesting at the centre of a moral quandary -- or at least, women who resemble men." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Breach (2007) |
"An unusually smart, tense and engaging film amid the usual dreck that lands in theaters this time of year." |
David Germain |
Tomato |
Bread & Roses (2001) |
"If you want social commentary but absorbing entertainment, gritty realism but fictionalized whimsy, something for the head but something for the heart, too, Bread and Roses delivers." |
David Germain |
- |
The Break-Up (2006) |
"Hollywood's Most Valuable Actor: Vince Vaughn?" |
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Splat |
The Break-Up (2006) |
"When they break up, which happens pretty early in this self-professed 'anti-romantic comedy,' it doesn’t seem tragic. It just makes sense." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Breaking and Entering (2007) |
"In the end, the film wraps up awfully neatly considering how sloppy and unraveled the characters‘ lives had been at the height of their conflicts." |
David Germain |
Splat |
Bride of the Wind (2001) |
"Beresford (Driving Miss Daisy) allows Bride of the Wind to spend too much time spelling out the film's passions in words rather than letting the players show them." |
David Germain |