Splat |
Cadillac Records (2008) |
"The result feels even more cursory and rushed than the average music biopic, a genre that's already difficult to depict without lapsing into self-parody." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Candy (2006) |
"...Because we never had a strong handle on who all these people were at the beginning, it's difficult to care about whether they're capable of redemption in the end." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
El Cantante (2007) |
"Ultimately, El Cantante, which is also the title of Hector's signature song, leaves you feeling like you've watched yet another cliche, a shortened life in the same polluted vein as Jim Morrison or Edith Piaf." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Capitalism: A Love Story (2009) |
"This is vintage Moore, reflecting both the filmmaker's fondness for manipulation and his strengths as a showman." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001) |
"Insomniacs take heart: The soothing sounds of Captain Corelli’s Mandolin are an invitation to snooze away a couple of hours." |
David Germain |
Splat |
Cars (2006) |
"The makers of Doc Hollywood called. They want their movie back." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Casino Royale (2006) |
"Taking the world's greatest spy back to his roots as a raw, impressionable brute whose cockiness at times fails him and who can lose his heart to a woman was a keen stroke of intelligence." |
David Germain |
Tomato |
Catch a Fire (2006) |
"Catch a Fire is confident enough to depict the battle from all sides." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat D+ |
Catch and Release (2007) |
"This fish-themed romance flops wildly all over the place, from heavy poignant moments to slapsticky comedy, with a healthy dose of soapy melodrama in between." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Cecil B. Demented (2000) |
"Ends up a sloppy exercise in irritating audiences instead of the sharp satire the story line promises." |
David Germain |
Splat |
Center Stage (2000) |
"Unfortunately, in between the dance sequences, the actors are allowed to talk. This is a problem." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Changeling (2008) |
"It all just seems like window-dressing for Jolie's best-actress clip at the Oscars." |
David Germain |
Tomato |
Charlie Bartlett (2007) |
"[Sitting through] Charlie Bartlett makes you feel as if you've just watched three episodes of a new TV series you can't wait to see more of -- one that's so funny and smart and unpredictable, it would probably only survive one season on the air." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Charlie Wilson's War (2007) |
"Charlie Wilson's War, a crisp, biting satire that confidently mixes sex and politics, glides along so smartly and smoothly, it makes you wonder how it's possible that director Mike Nichols and writer Aaron Sorkin have never teamed up before." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Charlotte's Web (2006) |
"Corny? Overly simplistic? Perhaps. But those were grown-ups snuffling and wiping away tears at a recent screening -- not kids -- as the story reaches its heart-tugging conclusion. And there's no shame in that." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Cheri (2009) |
"The film itself, though, is all dressed up with nowhere to go." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Children of Men (2006) |
"It's definitely worth setting aside your urge for lightweight escapism and diving into this heavy, provocative tale, set so closely to our times and so recognizably an extension of our world that it offers an intriguing chance for reflection." |
David Germain |
Tomato |
Chopper (2001) |
"The excitement and tension comes from never knowing when Chopper is really going to lose it." |
Anthony Breznican |
Tomato |
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) |
"It's simultaneously darker and funnier, more substantive and more engaging, more violent and more technically accomplished." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) |
"The supernatural and its accompanying history of half-vampires and vampaneze never establishes itself as anything but ridiculous." |
Jake Coyle |
Tomato |
City of Men (2008) |
"Though the histrionics of City of Men are a bit obvious, and it lacks the bravado of City of God, it's ultimately a more rewarding film." |
Jake Coyle |
Tomato B- |
Clean (2006) |
"The film that showed the world Maggie Cheung is more than just a strikingly beautiful face." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Clerks II (2006) |
"Smith won’t win any new converts with Clerks II, but he’ll satisfy the devoted core audience." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Click (2006) |
"The result is an Adam Sandler movie that works -- to a degree -- for just about everyone." |
David Germain |
Tomato |
The Closet (2001) |
"The Closet will not appeal to all moviegoers, but it will find a niche audience of viewers hungry for brisk, smart comedies." |
David Germain |
Tomato |
Cloverfield (2008) |
"This monster mash-up is a lot of fun, creating some intense gross-out moments and maintaining suspense throughout its speedy running time." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Coco Before Chanel (2009) |
"Coco Before Chanel only starts to get interesting when she asserts her creative and financial freedom -- and that's right when the movie's about to end." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Code Name: The Cleaner (2007) |
"Except for a couple of Cedric’s ad-libs, which are funnier in the closing-credit outtakes than in the movie itself, the whole thing is just lame and inane." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Cold Souls (2009) |
"These are all very surreal, inventive ideas, heightened by the dreamlike cinematography from Barthes' partner, Andrij Parekh; the scenes shot in St. Petersburg, for example, are simultaneously gauzy and bleak." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Company Man (2001) |
"This is a light comedy that uses a sledgehammer when a fly swatter would have done just fine." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
The Condemned (2007) |
"It has the audacity to serve as a self-righteous indictment of graphic, gratuitous violence, even though that's exactly what it's peddling." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009) |
"There really is no appropriate moment for a shrill onslaught that perpetuates the worst stereotypes about female materialism." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Coraline (2009) |
"Coraline, the first stop-motion animated film to be conceived and shot in 3-D, is visually dazzling, as you'd expect -- but strangely joyless." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Couples Retreat (2009) |
"A few funny lines and ideas emerge here and there, but Couples Retreat mostly feels repetitive and overlong at nearly two hours. You wouldn’t mind getting voted off this island." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
The Cove (2009) |
"A documentary that mixes advocacy journalism with the suspenseful thrill of a caper." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat D |
The Covenant (2006) |
"All that's truly scary about The Covenant are the words that appear before the title: 'A Renny Harlin Film.'" |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Coyote Ugly (2000) |
"The acting is amateurish, the dialogue is painful to hear and the plot is about as spontaneous as the Republican National Convention." |
Matt Crenson |
Splat |
Crank (2006) |
"Writer-directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor's previous work lies mainly in making commercials -- the quick-cutting aesthetic employed here." |
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Tomato |
Crazy Heart (2009) |
"The songs become anthems inhabited by Bridges, whose Bad Blake may wish his life had turned out differently but is never going to dribble tears in his shot glass so long as he still can find a stage somewhere to belt out a tune." |
David Germain |
Splat |
Crazy/Beautiful (2001) |
"The teen film Crazy/beautiful flirts with the idea of being brutally honest but then blushes and shies away." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2001) |
"It means well ... This does not indicate, however, that you should necessarily plunk down money for the third film in the Crocodile Dundee series." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Crossover (2006) |
"A couple of dramatic plot points come and go with the speed of a buzzer-beating shot. And like the style of play the film glorifies, it’s all flash and no fundamentals." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) |
"Fincher's film, based on an F. Scott Fitzgerald short story about a man who ages in reverse, is rambling and gorgeous -- perhaps a bit overlong and gooey in the midsection -- but one that leaves you with a lingering wistfulness." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Curious George (2006) |
"George is just so darn cute with his big eyes and bright smile and perpetually sunny disposition, he's pretty much impossible to resist." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Curse of the Golden Flower (2006) |
"The stately Gong looks fantastic, the regal Chow looks cruelly calculating. Yet lacking the inner spark a richer script would provide, even they blend into the scenery." |
David Germain |