Splat |
Mad Money (2008) |
"Mad Money strains desperately for laughs." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) |
"With so many characters to cram in and not much for many of them to do, Escape 2 Africa ends up a choppy, episodic affair." |
David Germain |
Tomato |
Made (2001) |
"If you liked Swingers, you'll like Made. But don't expect as many quick laughs." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Made of Honor (2008) |
"Nothing is ever funny or cute or clever -- or romantic, the supposed point. It all feels recycled and trite." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Madea's Family Reunion (2006) |
"Tyler Perry's heart is in the right place, but he still has a tin ear." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Maléna (2000) |
"There's something quirkily intriguing about an infatuation conducted mostly without words." |
Matt Wolf |
Splat |
Mamma Mia! (2008) |
"If Mamma Mia! works on any level at all, it's through the sheer radiance of Meryl Streep." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Man of the Year (2006) |
"What keeps Man of the Year alive is the homey interplay of its principals." |
David Germain |
Tomato |
Man on the Moon (1999) |
"The best performance of Carrey's career." |
Bob Thomas |
Tomato |
Man On Wire (2008) |
"The word 'documentary' doesn't begin to do justice to [director] Marsh's achievement." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
The Man Who Cried (2001) |
"A heartbreaking counterpoint to big war spectacles, beautifully performed by Christina Ricci, Cate Blanchett, Johnny Depp and John Turturro." |
David Germain |
Tomato |
Marie Antoinette (2006) |
"[Coppola] transports you to a place you've never been, makes you feel a sensation that's familiar, yet leaves you different than you were two hours earlier." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Marley & Me (2008) |
"Here, there's no great momentum, just a long, flat arc toward the inevitable." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Martian Child (2007) |
"Cusack and Coleman are on screen together most of the movie, and the fact that they don’t completely overstay their welcome amid the maudlin action says a lot for the restraint they bring to the characters." |
David Germain |
Splat |
Material Girls (2006) |
"Paris and Nicky Hilton exhibit more character nuance. And they’re vaguely more entertaining to watch." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Max Payne (2008) |
"A straight-up action picture, and a rather bombastic, familiar one at that." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Meet Dave (2008) |
"Meet Dave. Or don't. Eddie Murphy doesn't particularly seem to care one way or the other." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Meet the Robinsons (2007) |
"Here, the effects spring organically from the story. You feel like you’re immersed in a complete universe, the way the ground slopes toward you or objects seem to come from behind you and enter the screen." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) |
"In fits and starts, director Heslov captures a lot of the drolly incredulous spirit of the book. It's just too bad the dots don't connect better." |
David Germain |
Splat |
The Messenger (2009) |
"A story that strays about without finding its center." |
David Germain |
Splat |
The Messengers (2007) |
"It isn't until the end that things spin out of control. No one says 'Gimme the bat, Wendy' or 'Here's Johnny!' But they come close." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Miami Vice (2006) |
"It's so self-serious at times, it'll prompt you to laugh out loud at moments that aren't supposed to be funny. Which is a total letdown because, theoretically, this is Michael Mann's pure, true vision." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Michael Clayton (2007) |
"...sharp writing from Tony Gilroy and an intelligent, subtly powerful performance from George Clooney." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
A Mighty Heart (2007) |
"For a big chunk in the middle it feels like a standard crime drama -- though it's a strikingly crafted and stirring one." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Milk (2008) |
"The film hits all the important marks but never feels like a typical biopic, a superficial, greatest-hits collection." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Miracle at St. Anna (2008) |
"Miracle at St. Anna is wildly unfocused in terms of tone and, at two hours and 40 minutes, it is unjustifiably overlong." |
Christy Lemire |
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Misc: MTV Movie Awards |
"MTV Honoring Sandler with 2008 Generation Award" |
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Splat |
Miss Congeniality (2000) |
"Truly, we have mined the beauty pageant satire to death, have we not?" |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day (2008) |
"After a slow and tiresome start, Miss Pettigrew forges ahead with true British fortitude and class, an endearing bond forming between McDormand and Adams, who are ably backed by a top-notch supporting cast led by Ciaran Hinds and Shirley Henderson." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Miss Potter (2006) |
"Feels more lightweight than it should and simultaneously not magical enough." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Mission: Impossible II (2000) |
"Cruise makes a convincing hero." |
Bob Thomas |
Splat |
Mission: Impossible III (2006) |
"Cruise is the same guy with the same look on his face all the time: part panic, part adrenaline rush, his eyes lightly squinting and his mouth slightly agape." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Monster House (2006) |
"The difference between Monster House and most other animated movies is a little thing called story. It actually has one, and doesn't just trot out cheeky characters spewing gratuitous pop-culture references." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) |
"Classic creatures from the 1950s get a high-tech makeover, with a healthy amount of attitude, in the 3-D animated Monsters vs. Aliens." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
Moon (2009) |
"Moon does something extraordinary: It seems familiar and derivative, yet upends your expectations about science fiction and surprises you over and over." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
More Than a Game (2009) |
"An inspiring story that works very hard to remind you it's an inspiring story at every opportunity." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007) |
"While Mr. Bean's Holiday is hardly a memorable vacation, Atkinson proves an agreeably silly tour guide." |
David Germain |
Splat |
Mr. Brooks (2007) |
"When your best character is a serial killer‘s imaginary friend, you know your movie‘s in trouble." |
David Germain |
Splat |
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007) |
"Wake me when the wackiness is over." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) |
"Hollywood could learn from the Mummy series: better to leave it buried." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) |
"If this sounds absurd, it is." |
Jake Coyle |
Splat |
Music and Lyrics (2007) |
"A weird little hybrid of a romantic comedy that's simultaneously too fluffy and not whimsical enough." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
My Baby's Daddy (2004) |
"There are some jokes here, and any of these situations could have been funny as skits. Taken together, they're incoherent." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
My Best Friend (2007) |
"Patrice Leconte has taken a story about male friendship, in all its posturing and potential vulnerability, and turned it into a light, smart, crowd-pleasing comedy." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat 2/4 |
My Blueberry Nights (2008) |
"For all its implied weightiness and melancholy, My Blueberry Nights is a confection that leaves you feeling empty." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
My Boss's Daughter (2002) |
"The spectacularly unfunny supporting cast -- including Dave Foley, Jeffrey Tambor and David Koechner -- doesn't help either. But luckily Kutcher is there to try to clean up the mess." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
My Dog Skip (1999) |
"It’s worth the trip for kids and grown-ups, because they’ll find a quietly moving and powerful story..." |
Malcolm Ritter |
Splat |
My Life in Ruins (2009) |
"It feels like an uncomfortable parade of Borscht belt gags and lame stereotypes." |
Christy Lemire |
Tomato |
My Sister's Keeper (2009) |
"My Sister's Keeper is a shameless weepy, one of the most manipulative and fundamental of genres, but it also raises some surprisingly difficult and thought-provoking ethical questions." |
Christy Lemire |
Splat |
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) |
"This comedy is so unfunny, it's like director Ivan Reitman and company had their senses of humor tranquilized from guzzling kryptonite lattes." |
David Germain |