Splat |
American Outlaws (2001) |
"Not so much a real Western as an Old West-themed fashion show." |
John Monaghan |
Splat |
American Pie 2 (2001) |
"Sorry, kids; this levee is dry." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato |
American Psycho (2000) |
"Bale delivers these lectures without irony and with the same studied lack of passion with which he delivers a deadly blow." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat |
An American Rhapsody (2001) |
"This should be a fascinating story, but An American Rhapsody never develops a melody or a rhythm, much less the epiphany the title suggests." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
American Splendor (2003) |
"Codirectors Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini, who have three traditional documentaries on their resume, do a good job of keeping the various Harveys and Joyces from bumping into each other." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
American Wedding (2003) |
"American Wedding has the decided taste of day-old bakery -- although, of course, that could just be some errant body fluid." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
The Amityville Horror (1979) |
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Splat 2/4 |
The Amityville Horror (2005) |
"The latest in a long line of cheap horror film remakes that combine familiar names and stories with slash-cut editing and computer-generated effects." |
John Monaghan |
Splat 2/4 |
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) |
"Director Dwight Little and a laundry list of writers (among them Michigan-born Jim Cash) simply deliver a generic hungry snake movie, and on those terms, Anacondas can be kind of fun." |
John Monaghan |
Tomato 2/4 |
Analyze That (2002) |
"While Analyze That can't re-create the freshness of the first film, writers Peter Tolan, Peter Steinfeld and director Harold Ramis ... have come up with a couple of bits that may inspire you to snort-laugh, though you'll feel guilty about it later." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) |
"Little more than an extended Saturday Night Live skit with better wigs, real locations and a script that sputters as soon as its one-joke premise is exhausted." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
And Now Ladies and Gentlemen (2003) |
"It's at least as enjoyable as it is absurd, like wasting time and money at some place you know you can't afford." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (2004) |
"The Phantom is the furthest thing from a monster, and the movie holds no threat whatsoever, unless you have a morbid fear of gilded staircases, seductive lighting, brocade costumes and overwrought, over-orchestrated pop balladry." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Andy Goldsworthy - Rivers and Tides: Working With Time (2003) |
"Assumes a meditative, Zen-like quality that sends the viewer floating away, like a leaf." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat |
Angel Eyes (2001) |
"Cut through all the eerie atmospherics and ominous implications, and Angel Eyes is just another glossily romantic meditation on pain and fate." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 1/4 |
Anger Management (2003) |
"Everyone who avoided About Schmidt and other recent Nicholson movies on the grounds that he was actually playing characters instead of mugging will be happy to know he does no acting here whatsoever." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat |
The Animal (2001) |
"Should you consider getting near it, understand that it doesn't smell so good." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato |
Anna and the King (1999) |
"Anna and the King satisfies in grand style." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
Annapolis (2006) |
"Wobbles unsteadily between a military recruitment vehicle and an underdog boxing picture." |
John Monaghan |
Tomato |
The Anniversary Party (2001) |
"Never less than entertaining and often much, much more." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Another Road Home (2005) |
"Elon uses quiet and silence to great effect." |
John Monaghan |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Ant Bully (2006) |
"If the Ant Bully story is generic, it is never plodding. It zips along quite nicely, aided by the especially well-constructed action sequences." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat |
Antitrust (2001) |
"The movie not only revolves around computers, it looks like it was directed by them as well." |
John Monaghan |
Tomato 3/4 |
Antwone Fisher (2002) |
"While the film is rated PG-13 for language and the brawling, this is one film that high school teachers can use as a teaching tool without any rationalization." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato |
Apocalypse Now Redux (2001) |
"It is now a richer, fuller film, if still something short of the longed-for masterpiece." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 4/4 |
Apocalypto (2006) |
"Say what you want about Mel Gibson -- and people are likely to be saying whatever forever -- he is one hell of a filmmaker." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Apres Vous (2005) |
"A lightweight farce that remains enjoyable primarily for the time spent with Auteuil." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007) |
"The movie is warped, to be sure, but even fans will have to admit that the laughs are stretched pretty thin over nearly 90 minutes." |
John Monaghan |
Splat 2/4 |
Aquamarine (2006) |
"If there was more content in the Alice Hoffman book on which it is based, the screenwriters keep it effectively submerged." |
John Monaghan |
Tomato 3/4 |
Ararat (2002) |
"Part impassioned history lesson, part reflection on the way entertainment distorts history, part extension of [Egoyan's] previous explorations of how desire and need distort our sense of self." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
The Architect (2006) |
"Despite his obvious earnestness, first-time director and cowriter Matt Tauber is ill equipped to mine emotions this complex." |
John Monaghan |
Tomato 2/4 |
Arctic Tale (2007) |
"Arctic Tale does afford us some beautiful landscape cinematography and up-close looks at creatures in the wild..." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
Are We Done Yet? (2007) |
"The new movie is good-natured and sometimes funny. It also doesn't make a lick of sense." |
John Monaghan |
Splat 1/4 |
Are We There Yet? (2005) |
"Worse than the crude humor is the movie's forced sentiment." |
John Monaghan |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Aristocrats (2005) |
"The dissection of a joke is never pretty, but it has never been nastier than it is in The Aristocrats." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 4/4 |
Army of Shadows (1969) |
"Place it squarely in the category of overlooked gems." |
John Monaghan |
Splat 2/4 |
Around the Bend (2004) |
"When Roberts should be avoiding the potholes of sentimentality and cliche ... he drives straight at them." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
Around the World in 80 Days (2004) |
"Despite all the audience-pleasing laughs and derring-do, it fails to take us anywhere we haven't been before." |
John Monaghan |
Tomato |
The Art of War (2000) |
"The Art of War keeps us reasonably entertained, if not guessing." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Art School Confidential (2006) |
"What keeps the film from being altogether snide and smug are the well-intentioned performances." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
Arthur and the Invisibles (2007) |
"Too eccentric for kids, too silly for everyone else, it floats in a Neverland of breathtaking visuals in service of a story that pilfers everything (and I mean everything) from the Arthur legends to last summer's The Ant Bully." |
John Monaghan |
Tomato 3/4 |
Ask the Dust (2005) |
"It is to the credit of Towne and his cast ... that Ask the Dust is able to convey Fante's passion without making it seem affected." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007) |
"Assassination is contemplative and quiet, a studied film that is surprisingly engrossing, not to mention so handsomely made you can hardly take your eyes off it." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
The Assassination of Richard Nixon (2004) |
"A well-made if relatively uninvolved character study with nothing noteworthy to say." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
Assassination Tango (2003) |
"The characters and situations here are all stereotypical or undercooked." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) |
"Richet and DeMonaco respect the original movie while adding depth to the characters and complications to the situation." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Astronaut Farmer (2007) |
"Though there is no lack of amusement in all this, the Polish brothers and the cast play it perfectly straight. Farmer is as determined to go to space as Mister Deeds is to go to town or Mr. Smith is to go to Washington." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Asylum (2005) |
"It's a movie you fall for or you don't, and like Stella, I am not ashamed I did." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
At Last (2005) |
"At Last would work a lot better with genuine chemistry between the leads, and maybe a bit more humor." |
John Monaghan |
Tomato 3/4 |
ATL (2006) |
"ATL may fail to wow on the skate floor, but it still makes decent melodrama." |
John Monaghan |