Splat |
Nacho Libre (2006) |
"The irony is that just about any actual Mexican wrestling movie is funnier than this would-be parody, which never gets off the mat." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Namesake (2007) |
"Mira Nair has made one of the best movies about the immigrant American experience ever. And even if you know nothing about India and its customs, The Namesake is not a movie you have to get into." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Nancy Drew (2007) |
"Could show a lot of 12-year-olds how much fun movies once were when they weren't compelled to prove their cool." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Nanny Diaries (2007) |
"The Nanny Diaries has been rendered unexpectedly enjoyable and engaging by good casting and performances, and superior writing and direction." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
Nanny McPhee (2006) |
"Nanny McPhee is clever enough, but it never feels like it's hitting quite the right notes." |
John Monaghan |
Splat 1/4 |
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) |
"May be the most condescending comedy ever to imagine itself being too cool for the room." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Narc (2002) |
"Narc isn't the great movie the gifted Carnahan probably has in him, but it's a great cop B-movie." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
National Geographic - Forces of Nature (2005) |
"One of the few movies where the word 'awesome' truly applies." |
John Monaghan |
Splat 1/4 |
National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2004) |
"What could have been National Lampoon's Harolds and Maudes grows dumb and dumber." |
John Monaghan |
Splat 1/4 |
National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) |
"Van Wilder has a built-in audience, but only among those who are drying out from spring break and are still unconcerned about what they ingest." |
John Monaghan |
Splat 1/4 |
National Security (2003) |
"Has an off-putting racial subtext that makes it difficult to simply sit back and enjoy." |
John Monaghan |
Splat 2/4 |
National Treasure (2004) |
"If you're looking for National Treasure to rewrite history, you're wasting your vote." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
National Treasure 2 : Book of Secrets (2007) |
"This National Treasure sequel, like its 2004 original, is a dumb movie about smart people that uses just enough historical trivia to make you feel like you're bettered by the experience." |
John Monaghan |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Nativity Story (2006) |
"Hardwicke and her cast and crew do remind us that the birth of Jesus is one of the most lyrical and emotionally resonant stories in all of religious literature." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 4/4 |
Neil Young - Heart of Gold (2006) |
"It does what the best movies of any genre do: turn the produced and scripted into something sincere and honest." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat |
Never Been Kissed (1999) |
"Silly, formulaic." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 1/4 |
Never Die Alone (2004) |
"Never Die Alone is urban exploitation so badly written it sacrifices any claim to authenticity, with performances so uniformly awful it could be a meeting of Bad Actors Anonymous." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
The New Guy (2002) |
"In The New Guy, even the bull gets recycled." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
New Suit (2002) |
"It's strangely unsatisfying, a Hollywood tattletale best suited as a subplot to some yet-to-be-made Woody Allen film." |
John Monaghan |
Tomato 3/4 |
The New World (2005) |
"A movie that is at once prosaic and abstract, breathtakingly beautiful and excruciatingly obvious, compelling contemplative and deadly dull." |
Terry Erb |
Tomato 3/4 |
New York Doll (2005) |
"The Doll in the title of the fine, touching documentary New York Doll is far from a supermodel." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
New York Minute (2004) |
"OK, it's not like I'm ready to join the local chapter of the Ashley and Mary-Kate fan club, but I admit it: I kind of liked New York Minute." |
John Monaghan |
Splat |
Next Friday (1999) |
"If the first film was such stoned, dumb fun it felt illegal, Next Friday reminds us of the dangers in returning to the scene of the crime." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat |
Next Stop Wonderland (1997) |
"Predictable!" |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
Nicotina (2004) |
"A frantic crime thriller that never transcends its influences to arrive anywhere interesting." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Night at the Museum (2006) |
"The special effects rule, yet they don't overpower simple, character-driven slapstick." |
John Monaghan |
Splat 2/4 |
The Night Listener (2006) |
"Director Patrick Stettner -- seems unable to settle on what The Night Listener actually wants to say." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Night Watch (2005) |
"The original plan was to remake Night Watch in English, and then thought was given to dubbing it. Thankfully both ideas were scuttled, as the film's Russian-ness and its allusions to post-communist fears and frustrations add greatly to its appeal." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato |
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) |
"This is the movie puts the "oooh" back in "boo."" |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 1/4 |
Nine Dead Gay Guys (2003) |
"Ridiculous and offensive." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Nine Lives (2005) |
"Composed of nine short films, each starring some of the best female actors working, though many of them aren't working enough." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat |
The Ninth Gate (1999) |
"Isn't likely to be mistaken for one of Polanski's great shockers." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 4/4 |
No Country for Old Men (2007) |
"Bardem is nothing less than the best movie villain since Anthony Hopkins slipped out of Hannibal Lecter's manacles, scary-smart and horrifyingly appealing, and Brolin is nothing short of a revelation." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
No End in Sight (2007) |
"Ferguson's case is so confidently built that it seems unassailable..." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
No Good Deed (2002) |
"For all the talent on screen, no one has much chemistry." |
John Monaghan |
Tomato 3/4 |
No Reservations (2007) |
"In the same way that leftover food sometimes tastes better warmed over, No Reservations is a more enjoyable film than the 2001 German film on which it is based, Mostly Martha." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Nobody Knows (2005) |
"At its heart, Nobody Knows is a sweet salute to the tenacity and courage of children who are blithely mistreated by adults who should know better and probably do." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
Norbit (2007) |
"After taking in double helpings of Tyler Perry and Martin Lawrence doing the same shtick in the Madea movies and Big Momma's House, isn't it time for us to just say no to Norbit?" |
John Monaghan |
Tomato 3/4 |
North Country (2005) |
"North Country is in the tradition of workers-rights films like Norma Rae and Silkwood in that it sends its message through a convincing character whose temerity and courage are accompanied by less heroic baggage." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
Northfork (2003) |
"Though the Polish brothers are saying good-bye to the heartland with the conclusion of Northfork, you may feel as if you've beat them out of town." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato |
Not Another Teen Movie (2001) |
"Not only is it consistently clever, but it has respect for many of the movies it lampoons." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 1/4 |
The Notebook (2004) |
"If there is a more cringe-inducing, badly made and excruciating movie released this year, it would have to not only star the Olsen twins, but be written and directed by them as well." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 4/4 |
Notes on a Scandal (2006) |
"Almost unbearably tense as the relationship between cat and mouse takes completely unexpected, if completely believable, turns." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Notorious Bettie Page (2006) |
"About a time when taking off one's clothes for a camera was notorious. We can't go back there, but this is an enjoyable, uncritical visit." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/5 |
Notorious C.H.O. The Movie (2002) |
"The best comedy concert movie I've seen since Cho's previous concert comedy film, I'm the One That I Want, in 2000." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato 3/4 |
November (2005) |
"Best approached and appreciated as a puzzle that can be completed in various ways and a reminder that memory, like images, can be fixed, but not always trusted." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato |
Novocaine (2001) |
"Some Martin fans may be unnerved by the movie's mix of lethal medicine and laughing gas, but unlike most recent comedies and thrillers, Novocaine will not leave you numb." |
Terry Lawson |
Splat 2/4 |
The Number 23 (2007) |
"Director Joel Schumacher never knows when enough is enough." |
Terry Lawson |
Tomato |
Nurse Betty (2000) |
"Everyone in the cast, from veteran Freeman to novice Rock, gives excellent performances." |
Terry Lawson |