Tomato 4/4 |
Antichrist (2009) |
"It's a beautiful film, if a difficult one to love, an adaptation in form of "Thanatopsis" that hears Nature speak with a forked tongue" |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 2/4 |
Avatar (2009) |
"A morally, historically, socially, and politically childish amalgam of Pocahontas and Ferngully." |
Walter Chaw |
- |
Appaloosa (2008) |
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Splat 1/4 |
Appaloosa (2008) |
"Ed Harris' howler of a vanity piece." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 1/4 |
Australia (2008) |
"Baz Luhrmann's Titanic." |
Walter Chaw |
- |
After The Wedding (2007) |
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Tomato 3/4 |
American Gangster (2007) |
"Things are only as bad as they ever were and there's no life preserver left that's not taking on a dangerous amount of water." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 2/4 |
Angel (2007) |
"[Ozon is] too tony now for the vaguely subversive pastiches with which he made his mark." |
Bill Chambers |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007) |
"Heroically pretentious." |
Walter Chaw |
Tomato 4/4 |
A Scanner Darkly (2006) |
"Like the best science-fiction, A Scanner Darkly is about you plus me and the time ticking away on the remainder." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Accepted (2006) |
"[Accepted] would be funnier with an R rating on principle" |
Bill Chambers |
- |
Adam & Steve (2006) |
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Splat 2.5/4 |
All the Invisible Children (2006) |
"If All the Invisible Children proper has any lessons to impart, they revolve around the auteur theory" |
Bill Chambers |
- |
All The King's Men (2006) |
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Splat 0/4 |
All The King's Men (2006) |
"Gather 'round and marvel at how little Horner and Zaillian think of their leading man." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 2/4 |
Americanese (2006) |
"It's not the glacial pace that fatigues, but a lack of connection with the characters." |
Walter Chaw |
- |
The Ant Bully (2006) |
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Tomato 3/4 |
Apocalypto (2006) |
"What most disappoints about Apocalypto is that it is, ironically, not particularly risible in any way." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 0/4 |
The Architect (2006) |
"I am sick to death of taking the White Guilt Trip." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Art School Confidential (2006) |
"A movie that only a Rupert Pupkin could enjoy guilt-free" |
Bill Chambers |
- |
The Aura (2006) |
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Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Aura (2006) |
"Infused with a whiff of the outsider's stale regret." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 2/4 |
A Tout de Suite (2005) |
"A film of a style and an inclination that fulfills no need, and ultimately does nothing to nourish the soul of the now." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 0/4 |
Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl in 3-D (2005) |
"Of course your children will enjoy it--given enough flashing lights and farting noises, they'll like a George Lucas movie." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 0/4 |
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"On the short list of Worst Movies Ever Made." |
Walter Chaw |
- |
American Dad! - Volume 1 (2005) |
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Splat 0.5/4 |
The Amityville Horror (2005) |
"When filmmakers leave nothing to the imagination, you're left with the product of their imaginations." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 0/4 |
Are We There Yet? (2005) |
"Doesn't even have the wit to be energetic, funny or humane en route to being inane, irritating, and corrosive." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 2/4 |
The Aristocrats (2005) |
"Wholly reliant on your affection for volume, repetition, and the individuals involved." |
Walter Chaw |
- |
Army of One (2005) |
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Travis Hoover |
Tomato |
Arrested Development - Season 3 (2005) |
"The third season is not without the type of moments that make the prior two (especially the second) classic television." |
Walter Chaw |
- |
Ask the Dust (2005) |
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- |
Ask the Dust (2005) |
"An interview with Robert Towne." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 0.5/4 |
Ask the Dust (2005) |
"As stale, deluded, and sad as the cot in an old man's flophouse cubicle." |
Walter Chaw |
Tomato 3/4 |
Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) |
"Grounded in viscera and spit, it delivers the goods with an uncompromising nastiness." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 2/4 |
Assisted Living (2005) |
"Has a few moments that charm and a scene or two that even transcend the discomfort of its premise and presentation, but not enough stamina in the end to justify its smoke and mirrors." |
Walter Chaw |
Tomato 3/4 |
Asylum (2005) |
"A gothic fairytale." |
Walter Chaw |
- |
After the Sunset (2004) |
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Splat 0/4 |
After the Sunset (2004) |
"A moment where Brosnan quietly retracts his fishing pole says volumes about the sadness at the so-to-speak root of this testosterone opera." |
Walter Chaw |
- |
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004) |
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- |
The Agronomist (2004) |
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Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Agronomist (2004) |
"Freedom to hope that one person, convicted and articulate, can still make a difference." |
Walter Chaw |
- |
The Alamo (2004) |
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Splat 0/4 |
The Alamo (2004) |
"A few dollars lighter, a few hours closer to death, get a chance to glimpse your own mortality reflected in the dead, shark-eyed glare of another big-budget prestige picture." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 1/4 |
Alexander (2004) |
"Mel Gibson has his 33-year-old martyr with which to identify, now Oliver Stone has a 33-year-old-minus-one-month one of his own." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Alfie (2004) |
"An underdog story about over-dogs." |
Walter Chaw |
- |
Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
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Splat 0.5/4 |
Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
"Without a kinky moment towards the end where it seems like Alexa is going to lay a big wet one on a Predator, there's almost no reason to stay awake." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 0.5/4 |
Along Came Polly (2004) |
"It almost seems as though there are whole scenes missing--the ones containing the punchlines, for example." |
Walter Chaw |
Splat 0.5/4 |
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) |
"The whole exercise has the smug feeling of a Kevin Smith film-- a cameo dumpster that doesn't even have the wit to kill Danny Trejo." |
Walter Chaw |
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