Tomato 3/5 |
D.O.A. (1988) |
"Meg best stuff is behind her." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Da Vinci Code (2006) |
"I'll say it: It is anti-Jesus and anti-Catholic. Unintentionally though, it is a recruiting film for Opus Dei. Where do I sign up?" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Danny Deckchair (2004) |
"It’s no “Without A Paddle” but 100 minutes of my life was blown away.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Daredevil (2003) |
"The problem with Daredevil is, regardless of the glut of PR hype, Affleck doesn’t have sexual charisma. He can’t hold the screen — with or without the mask." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Darjeeling Limited (2007) |
"It’s a movie about luggage." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Dark Knight (2008) |
"Elevates the genre. Ledger triumphs and I loved the bromance between Wayne/Batman and Harvey Dent. Why Maggie Gyllenhaal?" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Dawn of the Dead (2004) |
"This remake does not want to annoy us with philosophical trappings. There is no sociological subtext.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) |
"God levels Mankind’s playing field but the audience kept laughing.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Day Watch (2007) |
"I loved it. But I didn't understand it." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
De-Lovely (2004) |
"The Porter’s sexless marriage means the film is sexless.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Dead Girl (2006) |
"An emotionally disturbing film about a victim of a serial killer." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Deal (2008) |
"A movie made solely to promote an internet poker site. You have seen this movie many times before." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Death at a Funeral (2007) |
"Starts off as a sedate British comedy, until the drugs kick in.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Death Sentence (2007) |
"God is busy. Sometimes He needs help." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Death to Smoochy (2002) |
"Compared to Sorority Boys ... this is high comedic art." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Defiance (2008) |
"Not an easy movie to criticize, but here goes." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Departed (2006) |
"Sensational. Before Martin Scorsese, DiCaprio, Damon, and Walherg were movie stars, now they are “Class A” actors. The only woman is the weak link.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Derailed (2005) |
"A serviceable thriller with a limp twist. Aniston and her “Friends” should have renewed their TV contracts.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Descent (2006) |
"See this movie, it’s terrific with high tension all the way through. Just don’t go spelunking.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Devil Wears Prada (2006) |
"Soggy without a story. A job with a world-famous, powerful monster comes with enviable perks. See it only for sexy Simon Baker.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) |
"Here is a brand new genre: A black-Christian romantic revenge comedy. It doesn’t quite work, but Tyler Perry is a jewel.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Die Another Day (2002) |
"Oh, James! Your 20th outing shows off a lot of stamina and vitality, and get this, Madonna’s cameo doesn’t suck!" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard (2007) |
"All high octane action and no dialogue. But where’s Hans Gruber?
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato 3/5 |
Disclosure (1994) |
"The real Demi at last!" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
District 9 (2009) |
"A brilliant social commentary." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Disturbia (2007) |
"Who is behind the rise of LaBeouf? Didn’t anyone learn anything from the stardom-forced-on-us debacles of Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett and Chris Klein?" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Disturbia (2007) |
"Who is behind the rise of LaBeouf? Didn’t anyone learn anything from the stardom-forced-on-us debacles of Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett and Chris Klein?" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002) |
"… is an arthritic attempt at directing by Callie Khouri. I had to look away - this was god awful." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Domino (2005) |
"Hot, steamy, full-blown nihilistic filmmaking. A template for erotic violence.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Door in the Floor (2004) |
"Bridges explores lusty hedonism while Mimi Rogers’s bold nudity galvanizes. But I’m getting tired of the double standard." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Doors (1991) |
"Kilmer as the Lizard King!" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Down With Love (2003) |
"Appallingly terrible from start to finish." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato 5/5 |
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) |
"Masterful and highly original" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Drag Me To Hell (2009) |
"Sam Raimi does not cheat us. I believe in curses and after Drag Me to Hell, so will you." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Dreamcatcher (2003) |
"...disjointed, silly, and sloppy." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Dreamers (2004) |
"Boy-boy love masquerading as boy-girl-boy love so you’ll go see it." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Dreamgirls (2006) |
"Who knew Diana Ross was a saint forced by a puppet master to be a star? For the first time in his career, Eddie Murphy acts! and Jennifer Hudson steals the movie." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Driven (2001) |
"Why bother with developing a story when you've got fast cars and lots of product placement?" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Duchess (2008) |
"Knightley's star magic is her ability to express unhappiness as an erotic tonic." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Duck Season (2006) |
"Burn off 87 minutes of your sentence in Hell by sitting through writer-director Eimbcke's B&W dreary dreamscape about (his) a boy's gay awakening.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Duets (2000) |
"All the principal actors appear to be in pain. Gwyneth looks befuddled by Dad's direction: all she can do is crunch down her eyebrows in despair." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) |
"Super Troopers, Club Dread, and now this. Chandrasekhar cannot be stopped.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Duplicity (2009) |
"They took the lousy Soderbergh/Clooney template for Ocean's Eleven, Twelve and Thirteen and intentionally made this stinker." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
DysFunKtional Family (2003) |
"Raw, vulgar, and very, very funny." |
Victoria Alexander |
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