Tomato |
Fabled |
"Assured, sophisticated, and confident debut.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) |
"It is a punishing, brilliantly executed indictment." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat 1/5 |
Faithful (1996) |
"Cher's face doesn't move." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Fantastic Four (2005) |
"So bad it takes points away from BATMAN BEGINS." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato 5/5 |
Farewell, My Lovely (1975) |
"Terrific casting, terrific noir thriller." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Fast & Furious (2009) |
"It's not called "Fast & Furious: Schindler's List". Perfect reboot if you like the genre. Big crashes, property mayhem, and sparse dialogue." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) |
"Furiously sexy. Black is perfectly sex-showcased without taking off his shirt or kissing a girl. Tokyo has no one over 20.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Fast Food Nation (2006) |
"I’ve never eaten fast food in my life. After seeing this movie, you will join my egg-whites-only lifestyle. For you, it will take the on-screen gutting of a cow to do it.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat 1/5 |
Father of the Bride (1991) |
"Minor fluff. Not recommended." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Femme Fatale (2002) |
"...spellbinding fun and deliciously exploitative." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Fever Pitch (2005) |
"Obsessed fans, you’ve won no converts.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Final Destination 3 (2006) |
"I’m a fan. The guys in the audience shouted at the clever, cruel deaths: “Nice!”
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) |
"It is absolutely gorgeous and breathtaking in the execution of its photorealistic, computer-generated humans." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Find Me Guilty (2006) |
"Terrific! And Vin Diesel lavishes the movie with charisma. Highly recommended.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Finding Neverland (2004) |
"Utterly charming, graceful, and poignant.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Flags of Our Fathers (2006) |
"A patriotic anti-war movie. Listening old men talk about war is not visually engaging.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Flightplan (2005) |
"Foster plays the mother of all mothers.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato 3/5 |
Flirting with Disaster (1996) |
"One Stiller movie I actually enjoyed." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Flyboys (2006) |
"Where’s the story? Weak cast in toy planes. The dogfights are the stars.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) |
"Chan plays a drunk again and Li is a gay Hindu monkey king. See "Zombie Strippers" instead." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Formula 51 (2002) |
"It’s awful, but a guilty fun time will be had by all." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Fountain (2006) |
"I’ve taken the same entheogens many times. But I never cried.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Four Feathers (2002) |
"It’s an epic about a military officer who does not want to go to war. . .and is rightly branded a coward." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Fourth Kind (2009) |
"Alien abductees are back and they are still idiots." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Fracture (2007) |
"Clever and keeps you thinking – during and after.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Frailty (2002) |
"Bill Paxton's directorial debut is a creepy, thoroughly effective horror movie." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato 5/5 |
Frankenstein (1931) |
"An essential classic." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Freedom Writers (2007) |
"Too preachy, too many tears." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Frida (2002) |
"Hayek is stunning as Frida and...a star-making project." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Friday Night Lights (2004) |
"For high school football fanatics, this is a touchdown.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Friends With Money (2006) |
"
Boring rich people have to put up with a pot-smoking friend who insists on being single, a stalker, and a maid.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
From Hell (2001) |
"The Hughes Brothers have wisely leapt out of their niche by doing this project -- From Hell is a terrific thriller." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Frost/Nixon (2008) |
"Too many words and no drama, unless effeminate Italian shoes is a metaphor for an unloved, bitter man." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Full Frontal (2002) |
"This was so dreadful I prayed my fellow critics would start talking through the screening." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Funny Games (2008) |
"Pure terror. See this movie!" |
Victoria Alexander |