Tomato |
The Game Plan (2007) |
"It’s the same old story, but Dwayne Johnson oozes charisma.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Gangs of New York (2002) |
"The story drags on and the drama only comes to life when the astonishing Day-Lewis is on screen." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Garden State (2004) |
"Boring and nothing happens. I didn't laugh once.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato 5/5 |
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) |
"There is still only one Marilyn!" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead (2008) |
"Romero must stop making this crap. Rent Eli Roth's "Cabin Fever." George, see my advice for the next installment." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Gerry (2003) |
"Pure punishment." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) |
"Surrounded by strong talent and the skillful director, 50 Cent shows a quiet charisma. He doesn’t embarrass himself." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Ghost Rider (2007) |
"I’m not a comic book aficionada but I liked GR. Who was that bewigged 30 year old pretending to be Nic Cage?
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat 2/5 |
Ghostbusters 2 (1989) |
"Best forgotten sequel." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Gigli (2003) |
"The sexiest couple alive are really dopes! And Martin Brest proves it!" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Girl Next Door (2004) |
"Yeah! Just what we were waiting for: A recruiting film for teen pornography." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003) |
"It’s like watching [fine art] paint dry.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Girl, Interrupted (1999) |
"A shallow unsupervised soroity romp with silly nurses and a nightly dose of medication." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Girlfriend Experience (2009) |
"Crap. No script, no acting, no sex, and no talent. Disney animation has more sex. Grey is shot hidden in the dark and behind sofas. She's an emotional bore & spends 77 minutes putting her hair in a bun." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat 2/5 |
Gloria (1998) |
"Stone doesn't act in this one." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Go Go Tales |
"In Ferrera's strip club, the owner sings a sad love song on stage." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Goal! (2006) |
"This young footballer had more people pushing for him and more hand-given opportunities for stardom than Ben Affleck.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato 5/5 |
The Godfather Part II (1974) |
"A rich, fully realized epic." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Gods and Generals (2003) |
"...a bloated, verbose bore. It was pure agony." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Godsend (2004) |
"Lacks the psychological terror of parents living with a dangerous kid." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry (2004) |
"John Kerry’s side of the Vietnam controversy told in a compelling way.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat 0/5 |
The Golden Child (1986) |
"His posse told him he was god-like." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Gone Baby Gone (2007) |
"A terrific morally-challenged crime tale aptly directed by Ben Affleck.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Gone in 60 Seconds (2000) |
"Direrctor Dominic Sena moves the story along and sets up the
characters nicely." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato 5/5 |
Gone With the Wind (1939) |
"Never, never bores me. Glabe is fabulous!" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Good German (2006) |
"The music and story are lousy. I’m calling for a Clooney-Soderbergh divorce.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Good Girl (2002) |
"All the characters are clinically depressed and have abandoned their slim hopes and dreams." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Good Luck Chuck (2007) |
"Gross. Exactly what the target demographic wants and gets.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Good Night. And, Good Luck (2005) |
"Murrow is an insufferable sourpuss, everything is life-and-death over-dramatized, and who cares about Communists now?
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Good Shepherd (2006) |
"An epic bore. So slow nothing happens but talk for 3 hours.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Good Thief (2003) |
"Terrific performance by Nolte but poorly executed heist." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Gosford Park (2001) |
"Gosford Park is a fancy attempt with a lot of style and, the press notes brag, authenticity; but it's a long bore." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Gran Torino (2008) |
"Walt hates everyone. He kicks his dog. He growls and spits. It's Spitting Blood, Old Man Dirty Harry." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Gray Matters (2007) |
"Graham easily roller-skates off with this showcase-driven role.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Great Buck Howard (2009) |
"Highly entertaining and clever. Malkovich dominates every scene." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Great Debaters (2007) |
"I had no idea that college debating was so boring. You will agree with me." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Great Raid (2005) |
"I felt like I was being held prisoner. How could such a daring rescue be so boring?
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Grindhouse (2007) |
"Death Proof was sensational. If only Rose McGowan could act." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Grudge (2004) |
"Dismally lost in translation.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Gunner Palace (2005) |
"Impressive and intimate look at the realilty of the aftermath of the U.S. invasion of Iraq." |
Victoria Alexander |
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