Splat |
Hancock (2008) |
"Morally bankrupt. And this is coming from someone who thinks Ted Bundy was misunderstood." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Hangover (2009) |
"I loved Fat Jesus. A comedy that's funny and naughty. This is a franchise. Mike Tyson has a career in movies!" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Hannibal (2001) |
"The ending screenwriters David Mamet and Steven Zaillian give us is ridiculous and shows they didn't read the book." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Hannibal Rising (2007) |
"Much better than the lousy book. Perfect casting of French actor Gaspard Ulliel as Hannibal.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Happening (2008) |
"Nothing happens. Shyamalan has finally taken an ax to his Golden Goose." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Happy-Go-Lucky (2008) |
"I kept hoping Miss Happy-Go-Lucky would get cancer." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Hard Candy (2005) |
"I screamed. I squirmed. As a 2 person film, a stunning debut by director David Slade. Ellen Page and Patrick Wilson are sensational." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato 4/5 |
Hardcore (1979) |
"Schrader;s gritty NYC runaway thriller." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) |
"The best comedic team since Abbott and Costello. Neil Patrick Harris completes the duo." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Harrison's Flowers (2002) |
"…it presents a brutal and shocking look at what the civil war in Yugoslavia brought to the country and its people." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) |
"Incredibly, once again, screenwriter Steve Kloves and director Chris Columbus deliver a movie without passion." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) |
"Cute no more, Goblet of Fire enchants with a darker aura of suspense and welcomed menace." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) |
"Should kill the franchise. Too many foolish, ancient wizards and HP, Hermoine and Ron are shallow extras. A crushing, muddy bore." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) |
"Harry, it’s not anger or Voldemort. It’s testosterone.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) |
"The Potter universe is finally imaged with magical perfection. Any chance Cuarón could re-do HP1 and HP2?
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) |
"It's way too long, there's no story, no logic, no villain, all the supporting characters are more interesting than Potter, and I learned nothing about being a wizard." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Haven (2006) |
"A mess. Orlando Bloom had better get those Elves ears back on.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat 0/5 |
Head Above Water (1996) |
"Debts must have been called in on this one." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Hearts in Atlantis (2001) |
"Hicks invests the film with a strange, menacing tone that works to lift it from a minor thriller to an interesting psychological drama." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Hellboy (2004) |
"The big challenge is setting aside the Perlman-as-Hellboy prejudice.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Hidalgo (2004) |
"Long, ridiculous, and boring." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Hide and Seek (2005) |
"Scary, creepy, mean, and I watched it through my fingers. That said, it is an insult to all of us with Imaginary Friends.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
High Tension (2005) |
"Simply terrifying. A lesson in undulated shock.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
A History of Violence (2005) |
"Psycho-sexual violent thriller by a master who returns to the depth and complexity he showed off in “The Fly” and “Crash.” Already one of my top favorites of 2005.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Hitch (2005) |
"Smith has another hit, James beats pal Ray Romano to movie stardom, and acting lessons pay off for a supermodel.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Hitcher (2007) |
"I screamed out loud. It was a tense thriller.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Hoax (2007) |
"Clifford Irving is a villain. Richard Gere makes him charming, but flawed.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Holiday (2006) |
"Meaningless piece of fluff, though Jude Law will become every woman’s dream boyfriend." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Hollywood Homicide (2003) |
"Sluggish direction, bad writing, and Lolita Davidovich." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Hollywoodland (2006) |
"A mature and satisfying noir-mystery with Affleck finally redeeming himself in a supporting role.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
A Home at the End of the World (2004) |
"Why does our culture loathe the penis?" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
House of D (2005) |
"A pre-teen has a homosexual retarded 41 year-old friend and a sexually inappropriate mother. Is this Duchovny’s psycho-sexual autobiography?" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
House of Flying Daggers (2004) |
"The balletic battles are pure artistic magic; yet the story exhausted me. How about a simple, straightforward story next time?" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
House of Sand and Fog (2003) |
"The audience laughed at the improbability of the story. This is a bad sign.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Human Nature (2002) |
"A delicious, quirky movie with a terrific screenplay and fanciful direction by Michael Gondry." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Hunger (2008) |
"Breathtaking. Astonishing. My pick for Best Picture of the Year. See this for one of cinema's greatest ever scenes, tagged as "The Scene"." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Hunting Party (2007) |
"A Wild Hog dumps the motorcycle and goes hunting for a war criminal." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Hustle & Flow (2005) |
"Terence Howard has the unique pathos that made John Travolta a star in “Saturday Night Fever.”
" |
Victoria Alexander |
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