Splat |
Mad Money (2008) |
"Could Mad Money kill Katie Holmes career? Only Queen Latifah walks off unscathed.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Madagascar (2005) |
"Halfway through, becomes a really funny adult animation film.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Made of Honor (2008) |
"Best friend takes his first wife." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Magdalene Sisters (2003) |
"Brilliant and cruel, but Mullan’s one-sided horror story never delves into the ascetic doctrine explained by Gregory of Nazianzus as “the pleasure of no pleasure.”" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Magnolia (1999) |
"Anderson has efficiently sabotaged and humiliated himself." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Maid in Manhattan (2002) |
"There’s not a comedic moment in this romantic comedy." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Malibu's Most Wanted (2003) |
"Charming, sweet, and I’m looking forward to seeing all these characters again." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Malos Habitos (2007) |
"Another great Mexican director, with a personal vision, emerges.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
A Man Apart (2003) |
"A disappointment for Vin Diesel fans. Nothing fresh happens." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Man on Fire (2004) |
"Revenge films take another bump.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) |
"It's James M. Cain without the prevailing sexual tension and without characters pleasuring themselves in deceit." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Manchurian Candidate (2004) |
"A haunting, serviceable thriller." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Marci X (2003) |
"FRIENDS made her rich; MARCI X should kill her career." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Marie Antoinette (2006) |
"Extravagant, lavish, and shallow. Coppola knows about dresses and shoes but not about subtext and complex characters. 12-year old Dakota Fanning couldn’t play “older”?
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Marley & Me (2008) |
"A dog rules a bland couple. Makes me glad I didn't read the book. Cured my puppy lust." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) |
"Crowe commands! Without getting seasick, this is as close to actual seafaring as moviegoers will ever experience.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Match Point (2005) |
"Thankfully, writer-director Woody Allen stays out of the movie, does the job, and weaves an interesting tale.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Matchstick Men (2003) |
"Cage actually inhabits the mind and body of an obsessive-compulsive." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) |
"Awesome, and ripe with passion and sex." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) |
"Visually stunning but a huge disappointment. The resolution sucked!
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Mean Girls (2004) |
"Ruthlessly on target.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Mean Machine (2002) |
"[It's] a prison soccer movie starring charismatic tough guy Vinnie Jones, but it had too much spitting for me to enjoy." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Meet the Fockers (2004) |
"Greg Focker is ashamed of his loving parents and Jack Byrnes needs Viagra.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Memento (2001) |
"It’s filled with infuriatingly clever, extra material." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Men in Black II (2002) |
"Yes, MIBII is rote work and predictable, but with a philosophical visual coming right at the end that extravagantly redeems it." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) |
"As an insider, I know that GOATS is not 100% true, but true enough to enjoy." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999) |
"Jovovich is not capable of bringing to the screen such a complicated person." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Messengers (2007) |
"Scary awful. It’s a new genre I just made up.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004) |
"Carefully structured from 1600 hours of film, yet still an impressive insight into Metallica's world." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Miami Vice (2006) |
"Farrell and Foxx are partners? They don’t even look at each other in Mann’s remake of his acclaimed “Heat.”
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Michael Jackson's This Is It (2009) |
"Awesome. Even if MJ is not singing his songs. What we do see is the state-of-the-art virtuosity of lip synching technology." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
A Mighty Heart (2007) |
"Mariane Pearl is a Spartan wife with a steel base throughout the horrific ordeal skillfully directed by Michael Winterbottom." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
A Mighty Wind (2003) |
"Horrible." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Milk (2008) |
"Sean Penn delivers a brilliant, transformational performance." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Million Dollar Baby (2004) |
"This is not the boxing movie you want to see, it is the boxing film you should see.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Millions (2005) |
"A charming miracle of a family film.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Minority Report (2002) |
"This is finally Spielberg stripped of sentimentality and pulsating with a cruel edge." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Miracle (2004) |
"Not all inspirational stories about sports should be made into movies.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005) |
"Nice poster." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Mission: Impossible III (2006) |
"Exciting from beginning to end. The best of the franchise!
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Mona Lisa Smile (2003) |
"Fluff.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Monster (2003) |
"Multiple viewings only heightens respect for Theron's fearless performance." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Monster (2003) |
"A brilliant, praise-hailing portrayal by Theron. One of the great performances of the past twenty years." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Monster-in-Law (2005) |
"I sided with the mother." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat 1/5 |
Moonraker (1979) |
"Another buffoon 007 by Moore" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Mother (2004) |
"A bold, challenging performance by Anne Reid.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Mothman Prophecies (2002) |
"The director, Mark Pellington, does a terrific job conjuring up a sinister, menacing atmosphere though unfortunately all the story gives us is flashing red lights, a rattling noise, and a bump on the head." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Moulin Rouge (2001) |
"A turning point for cinema." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007) |
"Willem Defoe whores himself out for a vacation in Cannes.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Mr. Brooks (2007) |
"Costner’s best performance ever! An intelligent, terrific thriller with twists and kinky characters. Costner and Hurt are a sensational team.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
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