Tomato |
Taking Lives (2004) |
"Suspenseful, nail-biting thriller with not enough Olivier Martinez" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) |
"An intoxicating thriller." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Talk to Me (2007) |
"Petey hated whitey.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) |
"Product Prostitution. Disgraceful with an Applebee’s commercial smack in the middle. Ferrell has product names written on his forehead. And, it’s a bore.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Taxi (2004) |
"While Queen Latifah is irresistible, this movie is terrible." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Team America: World Police (2004) |
"A raunchy puppet movie with great puppet sex.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Tears of the Sun (2003) |
"An overly sentimental, arch screenplay detracts from Fuqua’s previously exhibited strength as a director." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) |
"Big, tough Arnold, huge product placement, and no clever story. Yet the formula works." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Terminator Salvation (2009) |
"I don't want to make Bale angry, but his weak supporting role isn't what we expected from iconic messiah John Connor." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) |
"As a prequel to a gruesome horror movie, this one does the family name proud.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Thank You For Smoking (2006) |
"Witty, skilled writing/directing feature debut by Jason Reitman.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) |
"Far superior to the silly robot in a silver jumper B&W original." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Polar Express (2004) |
"Awesome and dazzling! Tom Hanks – even in CG - sure knows how to act!
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
There Will Be Blood (2007) |
"Best Picture of 2007, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, Best Art Direction, Best Film Editing, and Best Cinematography." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Thirteen Days (2000) |
"The movie is thrilling and compelling even though we know how everything turns out." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Thirteen Ghosts (2001) |
"This is a torturous mess." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Time Machine (2002) |
"The Time Machine is a loopy love story with good special effects but a storyline that's logically incomprehensible." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Titus (1999) |
"An extraordinary film!" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Touching the Void (2004) |
"Warning: Story and plot revealed." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Towelhead (2008) |
"Shocking, then powerful." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Traffic (2000) |
"I was hard pressed to find any new insights into the world of drug trafficking." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Training Day (2001) |
"Director Antoine Fuqua forcibly sets the tension very high. He keeps pounding at the story, allowing Harris to exhibit a ruthlessness that keeps us riveted." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Traitor (2008) |
"An intelligent thriller with twists." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Transformers (2007) |
"Hated the robots and their funny voices, hated the humans, and the cereal box story." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) |
"I hated every 149 minutes. This is so bad it's immoral. Michael Bay is a time-sucking vampire who will feast off your lost time. This is why the movie is so long." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
The Transporter (2002) |
"Xander Cage—there’s a tough little British guy nipping at your heels!" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Transporter 2 (2005) |
"Statham is a tougher, smarter, and sexier heir to Jackie Chan. Alessandro Gassman and his sexy S&M girlfriend, Kate Nauta, welcome to the U.S. We need you.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Transsiberian (2008) |
"Thrilling ice-cold thriller." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Tropic Thunder (2008) |
"Tom Cruise dances off with the movie." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Troy (2004) |
"Pitt is dazzling as Achilles." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Trust the Man (2006) |
"Shallow. Freundlich doesn’t have a clue about being married to a famous actress. None of the dialogue sounds real.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Truth About Charlie (2002) |
"[Newton]wanders through CHARLIE completely unaware she needs to show some presence and star quality." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato 3/5 |
Truth or Consequences, N.M. (1997) |
"I'm a Vincent Gallo fan." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
Tuck Everlasting (2002) |
"It takes a really long, slow and dreary time to dope out what TUCK EVERLASTING is about. So here it is: It’s about a family of sour immortals." |
Victoria Alexander |
Splat |
The Tuxedo (2002) |
"Terrible." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Twilight (2008) |
"You don't have to be a teenage girl to know Robert Pattinson is the sexiest heartthrob to emerge on screen since J.D. jumped on Thelma's bed." |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Two for the Money (2005) |
"Worth seeing for Pacino’s braggadocio performance. Yeah, can he poop on the carpet and chew the scenery.
" |
Victoria Alexander |
Tomato |
Tyson (2009) |
"Emotionally and psychologically raw, this is a revelatory experience. Tyson has a Second Act, he could mentor a troubled teen like his savior Cus D'Amato." |
Victoria Alexander |
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