Splat 2/5 |
Mafia! (1998) |
"Every moment of laughter is punctuated by the loud thud of the next joke. Mohr deserves more than this hackneyed screenplay." |
Oz |
Tomato 4/5 |
Major League (1989) |
"It really should have been much worse. In fact, it's surprisingly good." |
Oz |
Tomato |
Make-Out with Violence (2009) |
"This is a far more complex and thoughtful examination of the transition to adulthood and how we deal with death rather than just another zombie flick." |
Erik Childress |
Tomato 5/5 |
Mary Poppins (1964) |
"Always fun - Mary Poppins is a witch!" |
Thom Fowler |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Master of Disguise (2002) |
"I know I shouldn’t have laughed, but hey, those farts got to my inner nine-year-old." |
David Cornelius |
Splat D- |
Max (2002) |
"A great premise does not make for a great movie. One of the most laughably bad and lifeless films of the year. Cusack needs a comeback and fast!" |
James E. Laczkowski |
Splat 1/5 |
Max Havoc: Curse Of The Dragon (2006) |
"You see, some folks apparently lack the savvy to avoid bankrolling a movie with the words 'Max Havoc,' 'Albert Pyun,' and 'kickboxing champion' related to them." |
David Cornelius |
Tomato 4/5 |
Me Without You (2002) |
"Girls gone wild and gone civil again" |
Thom Fowler |
Tomato A |
Memento (2001) |
"Forces you to use your brain more than most movies even dare to attempt. Hits you on every level possible. A stunning piece of work." |
James E. Laczkowski |
Tomato A+ |
Minority Report (2002) |
"Proves that unlike compadre Lucas, Spielberg can incoporate everything into one film including brains and technological stride." |
James E. Laczkowski |
Splat 1/5 |
Miss Cast Away (2005) |
"It is one of the most excruciating cinematic experiences of my life." |
David Cornelius |
Tomato 4/5 |
Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979) |
"Very witty, very satirical, but not the Messiah." |
Oz |
Splat 1/5 |
Mortal Kombat (1995) |
"Hopeless? Oh yes. It's hopeless alright. Mondo hopeless." |
Oz |
Tomato 4/5 |
Morvern Callar (2002) |
"Aesthetically interesting drawn-out existential character study" |
Thom Fowler |
Tomato 3/5 |
Mostly Martha (2002) |
"Gorgeous scenes, masterful performances, but the sickly sweet gender normative narrative left an acrid test in this gourmet's mouth." |
Thom Fowler |
Tomato 5/5 |
Motel Hell (1980) |
"a classic New Horror film" |
Thom Fowler |
Splat 1/5 |
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker/Filthy McNasty - Double Feature DVD (2003) |
"Mulva is unquestionably among the very worst movies to ever land an official public release." |
David Cornelius |
Splat |
Mumford (1999) |
"The characters are funny and likable, but poorly formed." |
nine |
Tomato B- |
Murder by Numbers (2002) |
"Barbet & Bullock Bring Some Style To A By-The-Numbers Script!" |
James E. Laczkowski |
Splat 2/5 |
Murderous Maids (2002) |
"The elements were all there but lack of a pyschological center knocks it flat." |
Thom Fowler |
Splat D- |
My First Mister (2001) |
"A corny manipulative mess with a decent cast, and nothing more. A Hallmark version of the much-better "Ghost World."" |
James E. Laczkowski |
Tomato 4/5 |
My Girl (1991) |
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James E. Laczkowski |
Tomato 3/5 |
My Left Eye Sees Ghosts (2002) |
"If nothing else, hey, at least we get to watch Sammi Cheng for a while." |
David Cornelius |
Tomato |
Mystery Men (1999) |
"Funny, great performances." |
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