Tomato 6/10 |
Tadpole (2002) |
"Tries too hard to depict its main character as an adult in a boy's body. At times it almost feels like Big or Freaky Friday" |
Jon Popick |
Splat |
The Tailor of Panama (2001) |
"Its tongue is planted too far in its cheek and it can't decide whether it wants to be serious or silly." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato 6/10 |
Take Care of My Cat (2001) |
"Sluggishly paced but otherwise harmless drama about coming of age in South Korea." |
Jon Popick |
Splat |
Takeshis' (2005) |
"I love Takeshi Kitano's films, but around the one-hour mark, I started wondering about the writer/director/editor/star's mental well being" |
Jon Popick |
Splat 6/10 |
Taking Lives (2004) |
"How Ashley Judd failed to pounce on this script, I'll never know." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato |
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) |
"As beautiful as it is creepy." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato 7/10 |
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) |
"Lots and lots of bargain basement humor, mostly coming at the expense of NASCAR, their fans, the South, and the easiest (and lamest) target in the world: The French." |
Jon Popick |
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The Tao of Steve (2000) |
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Jon Popick |
Tomato 6/10 |
Tape (2001) |
"Linklater and cinematographer Maryse Alberti ... turn the claustrophobic hotel-room setting into one of the more handsome films shot on digital video." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato |
Tarnation (2004) |
"Half self-indulgent and half excruciatingly self-aware." |
Jon Popick |
Splat |
Tarzan (1999) |
"It can’t keep up the pace and it fails to generate the laughs that adults have enjoyed in Disney’s past two summer hits, Mulan and Hercules." |
Jon Popick |
- |
Tea With Mussolini (1999) |
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Jon Popick |
Tomato |
Team America: World Police (2004) |
"Made laugh so hard, I almost blew snot all over my own mother." |
Jon Popick |
Splat 5/10 |
Tears of the Sun (2003) |
"Jesus, how did they drag this thing out to two hours?" |
Jon Popick |
Tomato 8/10 |
Ten (2003) |
"Yet another spectacular offering from Kiarostami." |
Jon Popick |
- |
Tenth District Court (2004) |
Click here to see the review. |
Jon Popick |
Tomato 6/10 |
The Terminal (2004) |
"Steven Spielberg's most Spielberg-y film in years." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato 7/10 |
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) |
"This doesn't make a lot of sense, but who needs plot continuity when there's Claire Danes?" |
Jon Popick |
Splat 3/10 |
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) |
"The original wanted to scare you. This one just wants to separate you from your money." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato |
Thank You For Smoking (2006) |
"You don't expect this kind of thing from a comedy, unless it was made by the Coen brothers." |
Jon Popick |
Splat 5/10 |
The Polar Express (2004) |
"The characters share the same creepy, dead-behind-the-eyes look of the robots in The Hall of Presidents at Disney World. Or Kate Hudson." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato 9/10 |
There Will Be Blood (2007) |
"Simultaneously exhilarating and disturbing while leading me to a place I wasn't sure I wanted to go." |
Jon Popick |
Splat |
These Girls (2006) |
"You can't make a movie about the Boogey Man without showing him at least once." |
Jon Popick |
Splat |
Things We Lost in the Fire (2007) |
"Things We Lost in the Fire: Any sense of rhythm or pace, and an ending that won't make you groan." |
Jon Popick |
- |
The Third Miracle (1999) |
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Jon Popick |
Tomato 9/10 |
Thirteen Conversations About One Thing (2002) |
"Sprecher's 13 Conversations About One Thing is as brilliant a second film as you're likely to see." |
Jon Popick |
Splat |
Thirteen Days (2000) |
"It's interesting and all, but it didn't need to be anywhere near this long." |
Jon Popick |
Splat |
Thirteen Ghosts (2001) |
"I don't know what it is about dumb horror films, but they sure seem to be attracting acting talent that really should know better." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato |
This Filthy World (2006) |
"Even though I've heard quite of bit of his show before, I still enjoyed it." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato |
This Is England (2007) |
"The breakthrough performance from Turgoose, though, is the real draw here." |
Jon Popick |
- |
This Is My Father (1999) |
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Jon Popick |
Splat |
Thomas and the Magic Railroad (2000) |
"The kind of film that they should show kids who have been really bad." |
Jon Popick |
- |
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999) |
Click here to see the review. |
Jon Popick |
Tomato |
The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada (2005) |
"This is the real deal, kids." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato |
Three Kings (1999) |
"There is a shootout that may even be cooler than Keanu dodging bullets in slow motion in The Matrix." |
Jon Popick |
Splat 5/10 |
Three Marias (2003) |
"Abranches isn't able to turn the wackiness into anything I would be able to recommend to anyone who isn't whacked out of their gourd on mind-altering substances." |
Jon Popick |
- |
Three to Tango (1999) |
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Jon Popick |
Tomato 7/10 |
Through the Olive Trees (1994) |
"The final shot is one of the best you'll ever see." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato |
Tideland (2006) |
"If anyone out there had their fingers crossed that Terry Gilliam would make a movie crazier that Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, then this is their lucky day." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato |
Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005) |
"Despite the predictability of the script, I got a little misty at the end." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato |
Time (2007) |
"Reminded me a lot of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." |
Jon Popick |
- |
A Time for Drunken Horses (2000) |
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Jon Popick |
Tomato |
The Time Machine (1960) |
"Anyone who digs those incredibly cheesy and wonderfully campy '50s sci-fi/horror films won't want to miss out on this one." |
Jon Popick |
Splat 6/10 |
The Time Machine (2002) |
"There aren't enough expensive special effects in the world to make up for a good story. They had one with Machine, but chose to screw with it." |
Jon Popick |
- |
Time of Favor (2002) |
"A provocative and controversial twist on terrorism in the Middle East." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato 7/10 |
Time Out (2002) |
"A terrific but slow-moving film with a great performance by Recoing that is nearly matched by that of Viard." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato |
Time to Leave (2006) |
"Another year, another minimal but solid offering from François Ozon" |
Jon Popick |
Tomato |
Timecode (2000) |
"Audacious and groundbreaking." |
Jon Popick |
Splat |
Titan A.E. (2000) |
"Lifts its story from every successful science-fiction film that I’ve ever seen in my life." |
Jon Popick |
Tomato 8/10 |
Titus (1999) |
"A glorious mess." |
Jon Popick |
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