Tomato 3/4 |
Eagle Eye (2008) |
"It's entertaining, if you're OK with it not making a ton of sense." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Eagle Vs. Shark (2007) |
"Long story short: Although I didn't care for Eagle vs. Shark, I'd be eager to see whatever [director] Cohen makes next." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3/4 |
Earth (2009) |
"Earth isn't especially informative or original. But it is packed with beauty and wonder." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3/4 |
Earth Days (2009) |
"If the aim of Earth Days is to make viewers refall in love with the beauty of this tiny planet, then it succeeds." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Eastern Promises (2007) |
"It's exciting, it's smart and it has something to say." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 2/4 |
Easy Virtue (2009) |
"Easy Virtue would like us to sympathize with the fresh-faced American, but the bitter, insult-spewing Brits are so much more entertaining that I was rooting for them." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3/4 |
Eat This New York (2002) |
"Everyone who ever thought about opening a restaurant should watch Eat This New York." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 0/4 |
Eating Out (2005) |
"The way these characters are written tells us nothing about them and everything about the guy who wrote and directed this movie, whose name is Q. Allen Brocka and who may be the only person who will actually find it amusing." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds (2006) |
"No one who saw the wretched Eating Out was demanding a sequel, but it's here and it's a lot better." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Edge of Heaven (2008) |
"The year's most moving film." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3/4 |
Edmond (2006) |
"It's a wordy script and, in its own profane way, a beautiful one, but it's the words that aren't said that are the most crucial." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Edukators (2005) |
"The Edukators takes an eternity to get past the setup and on to the main conflict." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Eight Below (2006) |
"There are human beings in this movie and they are fine, but it is the magnificent four-legged actors who give this movie its bite." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Eight Legged Freaks (2002) |
"The laugh-laugh-scare- laugh-laugh-scare formula is so predictable there's something comforting about it, maybe because it connects us to a favorite old movie genre we haven't seen in a while and that we're glad to have back." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 2/4 |
Elegy (2008) |
"Elegy is a well-made movie, with several revelatory performances (including Deborah Harry's quiet work as Hopper's wife), but the main character is so unappealing, that's what I was left with: Who cares?" |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 1/4 |
Elektra (2005) |
"Feels like we're peeking in on a twisted superhero's draggy therapy sessions." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 4/4 |
Elephant (2003) |
"It's a sad movie, beautiful because it feels so true and disturbing because, as one of the killers says, 'You know there's others like us.'" |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Elevator to the Gallows (1957) |
"Made almost 50 years ago, the black-and-white French classic still grabs you by the throat." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3/4 |
Elf (2003) |
"Genuine awe and wonder, two crucial ingredients missing from most recent holiday comedies, are what makes Elf so much fun." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 2/4 |
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) |
"The only thing connecting one Golden Age scene to the next is a choir of sopranos so insistent and shrill that you'll wish Elizabeth would behead them instead." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 0/4 |
Elizabethtown (2005) |
"Elizabethtown sticks to a pattern -- joke, pronouncement about life, meaningful song, repeat -- that becomes irritating and then pretentious and, finally, unbearable." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3/4 |
Ella Enchanted (2004) |
"A fractured fairy tale as bright and bouncy as an ABBA song." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 2/4 |
Elling (2002) |
"There is one surefire way to get a nomination for a best-foreign-film Oscar: Make a movie about whimsical folk who learn a nonchallenging, life-affirming lesson while walking around a foreign city with stunning architecture." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 2/4 |
The Embalmer (2003) |
"Once Peppino is identified as a sexual predator, the movie loses whatever compassion it had for him, seeming to imply that his obsession and his sexual identity are the same thing." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Emmanuel's Gift (2005) |
"Emmanuel's Gift isn't great, but the story is and so, unquestionably, is Emmanuel himself." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 1/4 |
The Emperor's Club (2002) |
"Movies with 25 guys wearing the same tie leave me cold." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Emperor's New Clothes (2002) |
"All of this is written, directed and acted with verve, feeling and wit." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato |
The Emperor's New Groove (2000) |
"What it does is make us laugh. Often." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 1/4 |
Empire (2002) |
"It's a grim, unenlightening affair whose quality can best be summed up with this factoid: Denise Richards is in it." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3/4 |
Employee of the Month (2006) |
"Employee borrows Office Space's crushing-boredom-of-the-workplace vibe, but it's sunnier because these guys realize they don't hate their jobs as much as they thought." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 2/4 |
Encounters At the End of the World (2007) |
"Gosh, Werner Herzog, would you like a little movie to go with your 99-minute, rambling lecture on Antarctica?" |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3/4 |
End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones (2004) |
"About halfway through End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones, journalist Legs McNeil asks why the Ramones didn't have big hits. The achievement of the film is that it makes you wonder the same thing and provides an answer." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3/4 |
The End of the Line (2009) |
"A gorgeously filmed cautionary tale about how industrial fishing is depriving little guys of their livelihood and depleting the once-vast supply." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato |
The Endurance: Shackleton's Legendary Antarctic Expedition (2001) |
"Better than the book it's based on." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Enduring Love (2004) |
"The movie does not pretend to have the answers, but it's hopeful and curious to ask them." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat |
Enemy at the Gates (2001) |
"In the end, we're left with the impression that millions died and countries were decimated, all so these two crazy kids could get it on." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Enigma (2002) |
"Even when it's hard to follow, which is most of the time, Enigma is fascinating." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Enlighten Up! (2009) |
"There's a lot of talk about the downward-facing dog in Enlighten Up, a yoga documentary I'm giving the downward-facing thumb." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Enough (2002) |
"A stupid, artlessly made action movie that plays spousal abuse for cheap thrills." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3/4 |
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005) |
"Enron quickly settles down, cogently laying out how Ken Lay and other hot-dogging big shots sank the seventh-largest corporation in America." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 1/4 |
Envy (2004) |
"If Ben Stiller and Jack Black switched parts in Envy, it'd be more interesting. Not good, mind you, but more interesting." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 2/4 |
Equilibrium (2002) |
"The self-serious Equilibrium makes its point too well; a movie, like life, isn't much fun without the highs and lows." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 1/4 |
Eragon (2006) |
"The big difference between Harry and Eragon is that the former movies range from not bad to very good, but the latter stinks." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 3/4 |
Eros (2005) |
"'The Hand' is worth the price of admission to Eros, but you may want to stick around for Steven Soderbergh's 'Equilibrium.'" |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 4/4 |
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) |
"It's a beautiful, sad, profound film and, although parts of it may remind you of other works of art ... it is like nothing you've ever seen." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 2/4 |
Eurotrip (2004) |
"The movie doesn't push its outrageousness hard enough to give us that I-can't- believe-I'm- laughing-at- that feeling." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 2/4 |
Evan Almighty (2007) |
"The effects are so gargantuan and so distractingly cheesy that the movie loses track of the idea that this is a normal guy who has to do strange things that seem crazy to his friends and wife." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Evelyn (2002) |
"The sentiment is balanced with cheeky Irish humor, Pierce Brosnan is fine as Desmond, and there's a sobering sense of history." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 1/4 |
Evening (2007) |
"Evening is a very pretty, very bad movie." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |
Splat 2/4 |
Evergreen (2004) |
"Too bad Zentelis didn't find someone else to write the script, because Evergreen combines all the cliched elements of a season's worth of a WB teen drama." |
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) |