Splat 2.5/4 |
Madagascar (2005) |
"If Madagascar is in all ways a sunnier place than Walt Disney's matricidal canon, it is also a correspondingly less magical kingdom." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 2/4 |
Madame Sata (2003) |
"Overall, the film feels stagy and a bit too safe and moralistic." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato |
Magnolia (1999) |
"A fascinating film from a director of great skill and even greater promise." |
Charlie McCollum |
Splat 2/4 |
Maid in Manhattan (2002) |
"Made-to-order for the singer-actress's target audience, preteen girls and their obliging moms." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat |
The Majestic (2001) |
"At 2 1/2 hours, this movie is about an hour too long, and this makes an obvious story obnoxious in the extreme." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat 2/4 |
A Man Apart (2003) |
"The one secret the movie has tried to hold in reserve is the identity of El Diablo, but like all of its other surprises, this one seems less startling than it's intended to be." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 1/4 |
The Man from Elysian Fields (2002) |
"Nothing, not a single character, gesture or exchange, rings true. When you think about it, that's some accomplishment." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Man on Fire (2004) |
"One of the longest, dumbest and most savage revenge fantasies extant." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat |
Man on the Moon (1999) |
"Go get your wallet. Right now. I'll wait. Got it? OK. Open it up. Take out $8. Now go to the nearest toilet. Drop the cash into the bowl. Flush. Congratulations. You have just simulated attending Man on the Moon." |
Candace Murphy |
Tomato 3/4 |
Man on the Train (2003) |
"While the set-up ... is as old as the grade-B western, we're willing to forgive many of the contrivances because Rochefort and Hallyday are such wonderful personalities." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat |
The Man Who Cried (2001) |
"If this all sounds terribly melodramatic, that's because it is." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato |
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) |
"You'll want to see TMWWT for Thornton's amazingly controlled performance as the tragic dope/dupe." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat 1/4 |
Man With The Screaming Brain (2005) |
"An unapologetically sloppy jumble of Roger Corman-style antics that could only hope to inspire their own drinking game." |
Mark de la Viņa |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Man Without a Past (2003) |
"The prolific Kaurismaki's sweetest slice-of-lifer yet." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Manchurian Candidate (2004) |
"As literal-minded and dramatically flaccid as its predecessor was allusive and taut." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Manito (2003) |
"Flaunts all of its potential liabilities -- microscopic budget, first-time director, unknown cast, downbeat story -- and, one by one, transforms them into soaring triumphs." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3/4 |
March of the Penguins (2005) |
"Comes with the shapely narrative of such animated classics as Bambi and The Lion King, and yet the penguins are all quite real." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 4/4 |
Marooned in Iraq (2003) |
"It puts a face and name to people and events we hear about nightly on CNN." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Masked and Anonymous (2003) |
"Masked and Anonymous is the rare movie that improves with repeated viewings, but is almost unendurable to sit through just once." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 4/4 |
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) |
"For the most part, this epic adventure steers a true course through storm and sacrifice, and arrives triumphant." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 3/4 |
Matando Cabos (2005) |
"What makes this movie funny -- and different from all the pictures it may remind you of -- is the relentlessness of its characters' amorality." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Match Point (2005) |
"England clearly agrees with Allen, and in Match Point he has hit a top-spin winner." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3/4 |
Matchstick Men (2003) |
"A whimsical winner in which everybody seems to be having a blast." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) |
"This picture never accumulates the sense of shared adventure that the first one did, and though the special effects are even better than before, they cannot be new twice." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) |
"Revolutions makes good on its creators' promise to fuse Kafka, Alice in Wonderland, the New Testament and The Wizard of Oz." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato |
Mau Mau Sex Sex (2001) |
"Rather than a documentary, director Ted Bonnitt has fashioned a sort of 'This is Your Life, Dan and Dave!' testimonial." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Mayor of the Sunset Strip (2003) |
"Would you rather be hugely rich or fabulously famous? Mayor of the Sunset Strip, a biography of radio disc jockey Rodney Bingenheimer, is a chilling picture of what happens to those who make the second choice." |
Brad Kava |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Mean Creek (2004) |
"One of the year's very best independents." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Meet the Fockers (2004) |
"More than any recent comedy I can think of, Meet the Fockers seems likely to split audiences between those who find it deliriously funny and those who grind their teeth at its obviousness." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat |
Meet the Parents (2000) |
"Meet the Parents is a one- -- well, maybe two- -- joke idea that starts out goofy and fun, but soon runs out of verbal or visual ammunition." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Melinda and Melinda (2005) |
"Sin City is the most gorgeous digital movie ever made. It represents a stunning leap forward in both the technology of digital cinema and the art of filmmaking." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Memoirs of a Geisha (2005) |
"What's wrong with Memoirs of a Geisha' isn't the casting; it's the film's languorous pace." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Men in Black II (2002) |
"MIB II hits its marks reliably enough." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 4/4 |
Merci Pour le Chocolat (2002) |
"A sun-drenched masterpiece, part parlor game, part psychological case study, part droll social satire." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat |
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999) |
"The Messenger is a mess, and probably an unholy one at that." |
David L. Beck |
Tomato 3/4 |
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004) |
"It goes to places no other band has dared to explore in public: finances, fights, families, real feelings about one another and the things required to stay commercially successful." |
Brad Kava |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Miami Vice (2006) |
"The movie isn't perfect, but it's good enough, and better than most. It should keep us occupied until the big screen version of The Apprentice comes along." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3/4 |
Michael Jackson's This Is It (2009) |
"Perhaps the best way to approach it -- at least for those who are not total Jackson fans -- is to view it as an often-fascinating document on how the sausage (or magic, if you will) is made for a mega-concert tour." |
Charlie McCollum |
Splat |
Mickey Blue Eyes (1999) |
"The second half is a mess, full of characters going off in directions we're not prepared for and rogue plot devices that seem either to have been planned for and then forgotten, or added as an afterthought." |
David L. Beck |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
A Mighty Heart (2007) |
"Shooting in what often appears to be available light, and with a handheld camera that he has tamed sufficiently to prevent motion sickness, Winterbottom keeps the picture moving along like a thriller." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 2/4 |
A Mighty Wind (2003) |
"This stuff is sporadically amusing but never laugh-out-loud funny because we never escape the feeling that the gang is coasting until a more worthy target materializes, a target they can lambaste with impunity." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 4/4 |
Million Dollar Baby (2004) |
"A glorious knockout punch of a movie." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Millions (2005) |
"The best movie of the new year." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 4/4 |
Minority Report (2002) |
"This one blends the best aspects of the mature Spielberg's often warring personality." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Miracle (2004) |
"The first truly good movie of the year." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Missing (2003) |
"As harrowing as it is full-out exhilarating." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato |
Mission to Mars (2000) |
"Though unapologetically old-fashioned and corny, Mission still has its share of nail-biter moments." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato |
Mission: Impossible II (2000) |
"A quantum improvement on Mission: Impossible 1." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat 2/4 |
Mission: Impossible III (2006) |
"If you've ever wondered what a two-hour episode of Abrams' TV show Alias would look like if he spent $150 million making it, well, now's your chance to find out." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3/4 |
Mona Lisa Smile (2003) |
"[A] sharply observed movie." |
Bruce Newman |