Splat |
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) |
"A movie in which the intelligence is supposed to be artificial, but it's the emotions that feel that way." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 1/4 |
Abandon (2002) |
"The next big thing's not-so-big (and not-so-hot) directorial debut." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
About a Boy (2002) |
"Hoult is one of those amazing child actors whose faces serve as sheer membrane to their hearts." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Adaptation (2002) |
"The most lacerating Hollywood comedy since The Player a decade ago, perfectly capturing the self-absorption of the industry for which it was made." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat |
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) |
"It's the real people who keep grounding this movie." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 2/4 |
After Midnight (2004) |
"Davide Ferrario -- who is also a film critic -- has a clear idea what movie love should look like, and almost none at all about real love." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Al Franken: God Spoke (2006) |
"Franken doesn't allow the knee-jerk predictability of his liberal pronouncements to deflate the great gasbag that he becomes as the movie proceeds." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Alex and Emma (2003) |
"The perfect date movie for pseudo-literary half-wits." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 1/4 |
Alexander (2004) |
"Despite a budget reportedly north of $150 million, Stone fails to make war on an epic scale, preferring to allow Alexander to talk the world to death." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3/4 |
Alfie (2004) |
"The newly remade Alfie does for Jude Law what the 1966 original accomplished for Michael Caine: It makes him a star." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 2/4 |
All The King's Men (2006) |
"These characters and their effect upon each other are so poorly developed that it seems as if large chunks of the plot are missing." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato |
Almost Famous (2000) |
"What moments it has! With his pitch-perfect ear for the music swirling through every scene, Crowe seems to hear the words in his characters' hearts." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 2/4 |
Along Came Polly (2004) |
"Showing how much punishment Reuben Feffer (Stiller) can absorb from his wife, his boss, his parents, his best friend, his girlfriend and his lower intestine is the only joke this movie has to offer." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Amazing Grace (2007) |
"Like Steven Spielberg's glossy Amistad before it, Amazing Grace shies away from the texture and complexity of color, scurrying instead for the safer platitudes of black and white -- good and evil." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Amelie (2001) |
"Tautou provides Amélie with its beating heart." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat |
America's Sweethearts (2001) |
"A Billy Crystal shtick-fest masquerading as romantic-comedy, though it's hardly ever romantic and only occasionally funny." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 2.5/4 |
American Gangster (2007) |
"In its title character, the movie has created a murdering, dope-slinging millionaire from the streets that even Denzel Washington has managed to make boring." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
American Splendor (2003) |
"This mixture of drama and documentary may seem jarring at first. But its ultimate effect is every bit as clever as the filmmakers hoped." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 2/4 |
Analyze That (2002) |
"Where the first movie struck just the right tone, blending anxiety attacks with machine-gun attacks to come up with a comic La Cosa Neurosis, this picture consistently goes too far in all directions." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 2/4 |
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) |
"Burgundy is dim, vain and unrepentantly horny, but there is something so limited about him that he seems more pitiable than funny." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Anger Management (2003) |
"With Sandler as his simpering straight man, Nicholson makes faces shamelessly, rude noises shamefully, but he can't make Anger Management funny." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Apocalypto (2006) |
"With a ferocity that is often as difficult to take as it is fascinating to watch, Mel Gibson's Apocalypto comes crashing across 500 years of history with such immediacy that it feels as if this haunting, fierce, sadistic movie will never leave you." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 1/4 |
Around the World in 80 Days (2004) |
"Anyone who has not seen the original movie will wonder why Chan is gadding about in the bowler derby of an English valet, and anyone who has seen the Cantinflas version most likely will long for the real thing." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 2/4 |
Art School Confidential (2006) |
"Proposes to paint a black comedy, but instead has the outsize ears and lopsided, leering grin of bad caricature." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Ask the Dust (2005) |
"It isn't until the very end that somebody finally does ask the dust a question, and there's so much talking in this movie that it's a miracle the dust doesn't reply." |
Bruce Newman |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Atonement (2007) |
"In its first 45 minutes, Atonement achieves a kind of perfection rare even for big Oscar-bait movies. Every facet of the filmmaking is the equal of any picture released this year. The rest of the movie isn't so bad." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Aviator (2004) |
"Someone is going to have to prove to me that those events occurred in that order. Watching The Aviator, I didn't buy a minute of it." |
Bruce Newman |
Splat |
Angela's Ashes (1999) |
"This one will disappoint fans of the book and repulse those who have not read it." |
David L. Beck |
Tomato 4/4 |
About Schmidt (2002) |
"Nicholson's cranky father of the bride is as touching as he is exasperating, and the delightfully oddball About Schmidt is just about perfect." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Against the Ropes (2003) |
"Still Oscar-less, Ryan obviously sees Jackie as her blue-collar scrapper in the Brockovich-Norma Rae mold. What she delivers is very different -- an unwittingly patronizing Great Blond Hope." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Alamo (2004) |
"Yes, a lot of The Alamo is chauvinistic hokum. But what entertaining hokum it is!" |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato |
Ali (2001) |
"A joltin' powerhouse of a movie that deals more in fleeting impressions than pat answers." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 3/4 |
Alias Betty (2002) |
"At its best when the guarded, resentful Betty and the manipulative yet needy Margot are front and center." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 4/4 |
Alien (1979) |
"It's a most satisfying return to one of the few sci-fi films that deserves to be called a masterpiece." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
"Among the verbal howlers: 'This is like finding Moses' DVD collection' and, from Lathan's team leader, 'This is starting to make sense!'" |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 4/4 |
Alien: The Director's Cut (2003) |
"It's a most satisfying return to one of the few sci-fi films that deserves to be called a masterpiece." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat 1.5/4 |
All or Nothing (2002) |
"These characters are beyond hope -- and caring about." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat 1/4 |
All the Queen's Men (2002) |
"This one aims for the toilet and scores a direct hit." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 4/4 |
Amadeus (1984) |
"Still a work of consummate artistry and craftsmanship." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat 2/4 |
Amen (2003) |
"It is the director's most ambitious film in years and one of his least compelling." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The American Astronaut (2001) |
"Just let the expressionistic, oddly charming images wash over you and enjoy the rush of a zero-budget indie that somehow fuses Buck Rogers and the theater of the absurd." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 4/4 |
American Experience - Daughter from Danang (2002) |
"Like other great documentaries ... this goes after one truth (the Ford administration's complicity in tearing 'orphans' from their mothers) and stumbles upon others even more compelling." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat |
American Pie 2 (2001) |
"It has all the essential ingredients -- same writer, same cast, same suburban Michigan setting -- but it's sour now, with the texture of soggy cardboard." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat |
American Psycho (2000) |
"Much of American Psycho feels like déjà vu." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
American Wedding (2003) |
"The howl-worthy gross-outs, the series' raison d'être, more than carry the day." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Antwone Fisher (2002) |
"A movie that resonates with truth and caring and, thanks to the uncommon rapport between Luke and Washington, grabs at the heart like nothing else this year." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat |
Any Given Sunday (1999) |
"Stone's latest isn't his worst, but it's still a mess." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Anything But Love (2003) |
"The results are earnest but completely resistable, more borscht-belt Cabaret than My Big Fat New York Tryout." |
Glenn Lovell |
Splat 2/4 |
Anything Else (2003) |
"This desperate, R-rated variation on Annie Hall brings to mind nothing so much as a train on a liberally greased track." |
Glenn Lovell |
Tomato |
Anywhere But Here (1999) |
"The real revelation here is Portman. The 17-year-old actress can play a range of emotions beyond actresses twice her age." |
Glenn Lovell |