Splat D+ |
Lady in the Water (2006) |
"It's silly. It's just silly, and it's a shame." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato B+ |
Ladykillers (2004) |
"Expertly crafted nonsense from an unmistakable source." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C+ |
The Lake House (2006) |
"The resolution, which attempts elegance and grace, is too abrupt and ill-considered to work either logically or emotionally." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Lake Placid (1999) |
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Eugene Novikov |
Splat C- |
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) |
"Seems like a colossally bad movie, but in reality it's just not colossal enough." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato B- |
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) |
"Sleek, almost embarassingly entertaining summer blockbuster." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato B |
Lars And The Real Girl (2007) |
"What's interesting is the way that what begins as a joke -- the denizens of Lars' sleepy northern town being forced to treat Bianca as a human being -- ends up at the heart of the film." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato A- |
The Last Castle (2001) |
"An uncommonly riveting motion picture" |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C |
Last Holiday (2006) |
"Traps a nice character and a lovely performance in a morass of stupid contrivances and useless complications." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato A- |
The Last King of Scotland (2006) |
"McDonald gets the relationship between the two central characters so right, makes it so fascinating, that more historical detail would have been a distraction." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato B+ |
The Last Mimzy (2007) |
"With The Last Mimzy coming on the heels of Bridge to Terabithia, I am tempted to declare that we are witnessing nothing less than a family film renaissance." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato A- |
Last Night (1998) |
"Last Night is the patient person's Armageddon." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C- |
The Last Samurai (2003) |
"Cruise crushes this movie under his weight, pushing everything interesting to the fringes of the frame." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato B- |
The Last Shot (2004) |
"A very funny film at times, written with a sharp ear for absurdity and performed by some very talented people." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C |
Laws of Attraction (2004) |
"Boo." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C- |
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) |
"Casting a six-foot-two Shane West and having him play Tom Sawyer as a listless (but American!) hunk: that's bad." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat 2/5 |
Lean on Me (1989) |
"Watchable but formulaic tough-love-teacher movie, made perhaps before Morgan Freeman could get himself better roles." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C+ |
Leatherheads (2008) |
"For something that was pitched as a screwball comedy, Leatherheads is kind of lumbering, unwieldy, and awkward." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C |
Legally Blonde (2001) |
"A featherweight romp that wants to flaunt stereotypes but instead winds up reaffirming them." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat D+ |
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde (2003) |
"You can almost hear a thud every time Legally Blonde 2 deposits one of its "jokes" on the screen." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat D+ |
The Legend of 1900 (1998) |
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Eugene Novikov |
- |
The Legend of Bagger Vance (1999) |
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Eugene Novikov |
Splat C |
Legend of Suriyothai (2003) |
"Unabashedly sentimental and unambiguous, hailing the titular princess as a saintly hero at every opportunity, and painting good and evil characters without shades of gray." |
Eugene Novikov |
- |
Leila (1996) |
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Eugene Novikov |
- |
Les Miserables (1998) |
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Eugene Novikov |
Splat C |
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) |
"No, it's not very exciting. And that's the film's big flaw." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato A |
Letters From Iwo Jima (2006) |
"Joins Gallipoli and Black Hawk Down on a spare list of works that try to deal with war on its own terms rather than Hollywood's." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato B |
Liberty Heights (1999) |
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Eugene Novikov |
Tomato 3/4 |
Life (1999) |
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Eugene Novikov |
Tomato B- |
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2004) |
"The movie is so arrogant and self-satisfied that if it had genitals, I would kick them." |
Eugene Novikov |
- |
Life Is Beautiful (1998) |
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Eugene Novikov |
Splat C+ |
The Life of David Gale (2003) |
"It raises big issues but isn't willing to deal with their implications." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C+ |
Life or Something Like It (2002) |
"Making a "feather-light" comedy isn't an excuse for making a bad movie." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato B+ |
Light It Up (1999) |
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Eugene Novikov |
Splat D+ |
Lightning Bug |
"Everything's painted in the broadest of strokes and the autobiographical story never takes on a modicum of authenticity." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C |
Like Mike (2002) |
"Like Mike is hard to hate, but it's placid and uninspired, never delivering the goods" |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C+ |
Lilo & Stitch (2002) |
"A half-hearted effort by Disney's traditional animation department." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat D |
Lilya 4-Ever (2003) |
"I usually hate when movies pity its characters, but I wish Swedish director Lucas Moodysson had shown at least pity; instead, he goes about destroying this young Russian girl with the grim, dispassionate determination of a medieval executioner." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C- |
The Limey (1999) |
"I have no problem when films refuse to be constricted by the linearity of time, but I do take exception to movies that decide to play around with it for no reason other than to confuse the viewer." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato A |
The Lion King (1994) |
"They don't make 'em like this anymore." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C+ |
Lions for Lambs (2007) |
"Jesus Christ, Redford, if you wanted to make a feature-length cinematic editorial, why didn't you just go balls-out and have done with it?" |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C+ |
Little Black Book (2004) |
"Instead of actually channelling Meg Ryan, Murphy's overt attempts at cuteness make her seem vaguely inebriated." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato B- |
Little Children (2006) |
"Compelling in the way it explores the notion that adults always cruelly use children for their own ends." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato B+ |
Little Miss Sunshine (2006) |
"The last act is a spot-on send-up of kids' beauty pageants, a portrayal both proximate to reality and one of the creepiest things I've ever seen." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C- |
The Longest Yard (2005) |
"An utter blank, so weak, gutless, and unsurprising that it may as well not exist." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato B+ |
Look at Me (2005) |
"The film's reputation on the arthouse circuit precedes it, and rightfully so." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato A- |
The Lookout (2007) |
"In the middle of a hectic festival day, it made time stop, and sent me into a contemplative haze... It's one of my favorite films of the year." |
Eugene Novikov |
Splat C+ |
Looney Tunes - Back in Action (2003) |
"Too long, too self-indulgent, and adult in all the wrong ways." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato A |
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) |
"You can almost hear a maniacal, frizzy-haired Peter Jackson screaming "Behold!" from behind the screen." |
Eugene Novikov |
Tomato A+ |
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) |
"The Return of the King runs for 200 minutes, and I estimate that I cried for 195 of them, give or take two, including through most of the end credits." |
Eugene Novikov |