Splat 1/5 |
Hackers (1995) |
"Attractive leads in a leaden suspense story" |
James Sanford |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Hairspray (2007) |
"a vibrant musical comedy... (Shankman) knows how to stage and to shoot musical numbers, which sets 'Hairspray' high above other recent stage-to-screen adaptations like 'The Producers'..." |
James Sanford |
Splat |
Half Baked (1998) |
"seems half-produced, with a grainy, unattractive look and bargain-basement special-effects that ruin some good ideas. Perhaps the filmmakers blew their budget on the slew of guest stars who pop up briefly..." |
James Sanford |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Half Nelson (2006) |
"a fascinating character study of two people, both of whom could use a few friends, being brought together by the seediest of circumstances." |
James Sanford |
Splat |
Halloween: H2O (1998) |
"While family counseling might have worked wonders for other siblings in similar situations, Laurie and Michael prefer to resolve their differences with big knives, heavy machinery and the always-reliable fireman's ax." |
James Sanford |
Splat |
Hanging Up (2000) |
"considering the movie's plot involves lots of crying over wrecked birthday parties and stolen stuffing recipes, most guys -- and more than a few women as well -- probably wouldn't want to know what they're missing." |
James Sanford |
Splat |
Hannibal (2001) |
"a bewildering collage of solid performances, moody visuals, horror movie hokum and gallows humor that ultimately threatens to undermine the whole project." |
James Sanford |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Hannibal Rising (2007) |
"A psychotic Sophie's Choice. Much more a gruesome tale of revenge than it is a suspense thriller along the lines of Harris' earlier Red Dragon or The Silence of the Lambs." |
James Sanford |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Happy Feet (2006) |
"a picture that celebrates the glories of nonconformity by using most of the traditional gimmicks that have become cliches in animated comedies...The saving grace of the film is its superb animation..." |
James Sanford |
Tomato 3/4 |
Happy, Texas (1999) |
"first-time filmmaker Illsley displays a surprisingly firm yet gentle hand with both his script and his enormously appealing cast." |
James Sanford |
Tomato |
Hard Candy (2005) |
"Harrowing psychological drama that pushes every conceivable button while pushing viewers over the edge... Candy is nasty through and through, and it leaves an acidic aftertaste." |
James Sanford |
Tomato |
A Hard Day's Night (1964) |
"a priceless piece of history, a commemoration of a time when pop stars weren't jaded and calculating, fans weren't psychotic and music was more important than marketing." |
James Sanford |
Splat |
Hard Rain (1998) |
"although the title was changed from 'The Flood' to 'Hard Rain' - supposedly to more accurately reflect the film's content, if you can believe that - a better choice might have been 'Total Washout.'" |
James Sanford |
Splat |
Hardball (2001) |
"It's exactly the sort of raw, powerhouse filmmaking you'd expect from director Brian Robbins, whose previous works include "Ready to Rumble," "Varsity Blues" and that gripping expose of the fast-food world, "Good Burger."" |
James Sanford |
Splat 1/5 |
Harry and the Hendersons (1987) |
"Spielbergian sentimentality at its ickiest" |
James Sanford |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) |
"Exactly the kind of slam-bang adventure that's certain to please audiences of all ages." |
James Sanford |
Tomato 4/4 |
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) |
"a superb, swiftly paced fantasy that cleverly balances its incredible events with plenty of adolescent aches and pains that even Muggles can identify with." |
James Sanford |
Tomato 4/5 |
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) |
"boils down Rowling's brick-thick novel into a fat-free, fleet-footed adventure... although Rowling's readers may be disappointed to find that much of the story's color has been sacrificed in the name of economy..." |
James Sanford |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) |
"the most atmospheric, heartfelt and elegantly eerie installment so far... 'mischief managed' -- marvelously." |
James Sanford |
Tomato |
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) |
"good enough to please those who already love the books (there's a few million happy faces right there) while giving those who've resisted the Potter craze a tantalizing taste of what they've been missing out on." |
James Sanford |
Tomato 3/4 |
Harsh Times (2006) |
"If you're looking for a movie that's a testament to the beauty of the human spirit... don't go anywhere near 'Harsh Times.' If you like Christian Bale, on the other hand, you shouldn't miss it." |
James Sanford |
Splat |
The Haunting (1999) |
"so thoroughly misguided and muddled Dreamworks, the studio foisting this bomb on the public, ought to hire a special corps of ushers to hand out sympathy cards to patrons as they exit the theater." |
James Sanford |
Splat |
Hav Plenty (1997) |
"an attempt at a modern screwball comedy involving several affluent African-Americans... though its heart is in the right place, 'Plenty' doesn't quite click..." |
James Sanford |
Splat 2/5 |
Havana (1990) |
"It drips with class and craftsmanship, but the magic is not there" |
James Sanford |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Havana Nights (2004) |
"not a sequel nor a prequel (and it's certainly not equal) to the fondly remembered 1987 Patrick Swayze/Jennifer Grey summer romance" |
James Sanford |
Tomato 3/5 |
Head Above Water (1996) |
""intriguing, tricky and decidedly different"" |
James Sanford |
Splat |
Head Over Heels (2001) |
"When your script calls for a suave, mysterious leading man and the best you can come up with is the bubble-bright Freddie Prinze, Jr., it's time to do some serious recasting." |
James Sanford |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Heartbreak Kid (1972) |
"Lots of fun, with a slightly bitter aftertaste" |
James Sanford |
Splat |
Heartbreakers (2001) |
"The opening 10 minutes... set a high-water mark that the rest of the movie valiantly and vainly struggles to reach again." |
James Sanford |
Splat |
Hearts in Atlantis (2001) |
"feels a bit pre-fabricated, although William Goldman's screenplay sets up intriguing offbeat relationships between Bobby and Ted and Bobby and Elizabeth..." |
James Sanford |
Splat 2/4 |
Heaven's Gate (1980) |
"has considerable curiosity value... as an important piece of contemporary film history and as an example of how a filmmaker got it so wrong by trying so hard to get it right." |
James Sanford |
Tomato 3/5 |
Heidi (1937) |
"not bad, as Temple fare goes" |
James Sanford |
Tomato |
Heist (2001) |
"If the journey is familiar, however, it's still enjoyable, as one team of thieves tries to trip up another. There are more broken alliances, double-crosses and hidden agendas here than you'd find in a whole season of "Survivor."" |
James Sanford |
Tomato 3/4 |
Hellboy (2004) |
"Somehow del Toro gives the movie unexpected rhythm and spirit; don't be surprised if you get caught up in this weirdly affecting tale..." |
James Sanford |
Tomato 3/5 |
Hello Down There (1969) |
"Hilariously goofy attempt by Hollywood to be "with-it"" |
James Sanford |
Tomato 3/5 |
Henry & June (1990) |
"too long, too talky and yet strangely intriguing" |
James Sanford |
Tomato 4/5 |
Henry V (1989) |
"Shakespeare with guts, passion and spectacle" |
James Sanford |
Splat 2/5 |
Her Alibi (1989) |
"Utterly innocuous and completely unmemorable." |
James Sanford |
Tomato |
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) |
"Enjoyably silly... The movie's primary purpose is to convince a new generation that Herbie is still hot... and, on those terms, (it) succeeds." |
James Sanford |
Splat |
Hercules (1997) |
"while all the customary ingredients are at hand -- the dreamy hero, the curvaceous heroine, the comic sidekick, the smarmy villain -- the magic is missing this time out. ...a minor addition to the Disney pantheon." |
James Sanford |
Splat 2/5 |
Hero (1992) |
"Comes close to working, but finally fails to click" |
James Sanford |
Tomato 4/4 |
Hero (2004) |
"The images in 'Hero' are often so magnetic you might find yourself forgetting to read the subtitles, but then this is definitely a movie that deserves a second viewing anyhow." |
James Sanford |
Tomato 3/4 |
Hidalgo (2004) |
"Mortensen... carries himself like Gary Cooper here, radiating earthy charm and easy humor, as well as a quiet determination." |
James Sanford |
Splat 1/5 |
Hideaway (1995) |
""a bomb that's sure to send you running for cover"" |
James Sanford |
Tomato |
High Fidelity (2000) |
"If movies were rated on the 100-point scale "American Bandstand" used to use for records, 'High Fidelity' would probably score a 50: ...you can't really dance to it, but it's way better than that new Celine Dion disc." |
James Sanford |
Splat 2/5 |
High Society (1955) |
""often hailed as a classic -- but it's really not"" |
James Sanford |
Splat 1/5 |
High Spirits (1988) |
"Flat and sitcom-y; Hannah's costume looks like a plastic trash bag" |
James Sanford |
Tomato 3/5 |
Higher Learning (1994) |
"Flawed but often arresting drama" |
James Sanford |
Splat |
Highlander: Endgame (2000) |
"The sort of movie that's best seen late at night on TV in the company of some inebriated friends with smart mouths." |
James Sanford |
Tomato |
Hilary and Jackie (1998) |
"has already drawn comparisons to 'Shine' ...But 'Hilary' is a more accomplished and demanding film, one that doesn't find a convenient villain to pin cellist Jacqueline Du Pre's troubles on." |
James Sanford |