Taking Care of Business (1990)

"Typically bland, light-on-laughs mix-up farce"

Tales From the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

""you'll be terrified -- that you wasted your time""

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

"Ferrell has surrounded himself with outstanding co-stars, including John C. Reilly, Amy Adams, Michael Clarke Duncan, Jane Lynch and Gary Cole. Each of them carries on as if this is the movie they've waited a lifetime to make..."

Taps (1981)

"Great cast, terrible script, unfortunate results"

Tarzan and the Lost City (1998)

"Any expression beyond a sullen pout seems to take an extraordinary amount of concentration and physical exertion on Van Dien's part; his infrequent attempts at smiles are the stuff nightmares are made of."

Taxi (2004)

"It was raining hard in 'Frisco. Jimmy Fallon needed one more fare to make his night. Queen Latifah, up ahead, waved to flag him down... Alas, that's not what 'Taxi' is... "

Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)

"Mirren singlehandedly rescues the project from being pointless nonsense; this brilliant actress can communicate more with a twitch of a lip or a well-timed flick of her eyelashes than anyone else in the cast can with pages of dialogue."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 - The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

"if a Vanilla Ice cameo is a highlight, imagine what the rest of the film is like"

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

"not nearly in a class with either of the Cameron films, yet it's entertaining enough on its own terms: a fast-paced cavalcade of calamities, set to Marco Beltrami's thundering score and packed with perils a-plenty."

That Darn Cat! (1965)

"Delightful Disney mystery-comedy; all hail Hayley!"

The Polar Express (2004)

"the heart of the material remains uncorrupted. ...But the true genius of the filmmakers' achievement is best appreciated in the 3-D IMAX translation of the movie..."

The Theory of Flight (1998)

"a charming bit of whimsy that probably would crash and burn with lesser talents at the controls"

The Third Man (1949)

"succeeds both as a thriller and as a mood piece, evoking a joyless world in which almost everyone has a past they won't discuss and a future they can't fathom."

This Island Earth (1955)

"Eye-filling sci-fi, although it's even better as the basis of 'MST3K: The Movie'"

Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)

"This 'Crown,' a smarter and more exciting film than the original, is essentially a two-hour excuse to get this beautiful couple into one compromising position after another..."

Thr3e (2007)

"Perhaps on the page this was spellbinding; on the screen, it's frequently hilarious... The embarrassing, jaw-droppingly dumb finale is stolen directly from a situation in director Spike Jonze's 'Adaptation.'"

Three Kings (1999)

"(The) screenplay abruptly changes tone after the first half-hour, eventually incorporating some genuinely harrowing sequences... The final picture becomes something noticeably deeper and smarter than its first reels suggest."

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005)

"It's the unholy alliance of Jane Austen and Edgar Allan Poe. ... The voice work is first-class, the stop-motion work is delightful..."

The Time Machine (2002)

"In the year 802,701, mankind has split into two races, animal life is nowhere to be found, the Earth has been pulverized by the accidental destruction of the moon and Cher is still undoubtedly enjoying a successful recording career."

Time Rider (1983)

""100 percent pure turkey""

TMNT (2007)

"Might have some momentary curiosity value, like eating a sugary cereal you haven't had since third grade. Unfortunately, the movie isn't witty or imaginative or even particularly exciting, and the flat, grungy-looking animation is barely up to video-game."

Tom and Huck (1995)

"Mark Twain's rascals are hard to recognize in this scrubbed and polished retelling"

Torque (2004)

"...could be considered a good 'popcorn movie' only if the popcorn that accompanies it was made three weeks ago..."

Town and Country (2001)

"a Waterford crystal candy dish full of dusty mints ... an episodic, paper-thin story that seems to have been lifted from a 35-year-old Jack Lemmon movie."

Training Day (2001)

"The camera is frequently pushed in for extreme close-ups of the characters, sometimes as they're just about to explode. It's as if Fuqua wants the viewer to feel the heat radiating from these people, to face them unguarded at point blank range."