Splat |
Half Baked (1998) |
"The filmmakers forgot to come up with more than one joke, and the one that they do have isn't very funny." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Half Past Dead (2002) |
"I can't think of anything more cringe-inducing than Seagal saying, in a strained would-be ghetto accent, 'We aight.'" |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/4 |
Halloween: H2O (1998) |
"Cinema's most famous scream queen is back, louder than ever, but now infused with a strong dose of Girl--make that Grrrl--Power." |
Michael Dequina |
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Hamlet (2000) |
"Interview with Ethan Hawke" |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Hamlet (2000) |
"Feels more a lazy gimmick than an inspired dash of creativity." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Hamlet 2 (2008) |
"Moments of demented inspiration as the ridiculously catchy ditty 'Rock Me Sexy Jesus' are few and far between." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992) |
No article available. |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Hangover (2009) |
"The raucous, raunchy laughs are indeed plentiful and the gags often outrageous, but what really drives the film is the unpredictability of the script." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2/4 |
Hannah Montana The Movie (2009) |
"Best approached as a test as to whether Cyrus has a future career once the hype inevitably blows out. And the answer is..." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2/4 |
Hannibal (2001) |
"Doesn't work as its own individual, self-contained cinematic entity." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/4 |
Happenstance (2001) |
"Sheer mechanism propels Happenstance, but the numerous characters and storylines flow and converge in a gracefully unpredictable and witty manner." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 4/4 |
Happiness (1998) |
"A brave, brilliantly realized piece of work, one that will be debated about for years to come." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 4/4 |
Happiness of the Katakuris (2002) |
"Love it or hate it, such a feat of highly demented cinematic imagination simply must be seen." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/4 |
Happy Accidents (2001) |
"The film's unconventional quality also what makes it so well worth seeking out." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 0/4 |
Happy Gilmore (1996) |
"Lame, unfunny stuff." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Happy Together (1997) |
"When they are together, they are miserable and constantly bicker; when they are apart, they mope around, wallowing in their lonely sadness." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Happy, Texas (1999) |
"Every bit as cheery as the title implies--but good will can only go so far." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 4/4 |
Hard Boiled (1992) |
"An incredibly wild--and bloody--ride." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2/4 |
Hard Rain (1998) |
"I cannot help but think that maybe the film would have been better off being either a disaster film or an action film instead of the uneven blend that plays out onscreen." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/4 |
Hard Target (1993) |
"Click to read review" |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 1/4 |
Hardball (2001) |
"Amounts to a two-hour torture session that would make one long for the great beyond." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2/5 |
Harlem Nights (1989) |
No article available. |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Harmonists (1997) |
"Entertaining, poignant, and filled with catchy music." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2/5 |
Harold and Maude (1971) |
No article available. |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/4 |
Harrison's Flowers (2002) |
"The images and performances are gripping enough to override the melodramatic missteps." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/4 |
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) |
"Everything about The Sorcerer's Stone pretty much applies to the adaptation of the second novel in the series." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/4 |
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) |
"'Harry' does indeed fly--just don't expect the movie soar into the higher altitudes of imagination." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Hart's War (2002) |
"The sight of the name Bruce Willis brings to mind images of a violent battlefield action picture, but the film has a lot more on its mind--maybe too much." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Haunting (1963) |
No article available. |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 1/4 |
The Haunting (1999) |
"This all-flash, no-substance--and no scare--thriller is a textbook example of soulless, money-burning Hollywood hype products." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Haunting in Connecticut (2009) |
"Virginia Madsen and Kyle Gallner give their all to at least anchor some emotional reality to the fairly routine enterprise." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Hav Plenty (1997) |
"Formulaic, but it has plenty to like." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/4 |
He Got Game (1998) |
"Could have used a clearer focus, but what does come sharply into view registers strongly." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/4 |
He's Just Not That Into You (2009) |
"Boasts a lot of heart, humor, and honesty." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/4 |
Head On (1998) |
"A film more easily admired than enjoyed, but there is much to admire in this bold, unsettling film." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 0.5/4 |
Head Over Heels (2001) |
"When anyone's not delivering the groaners that pass for zingers, someone bumps into something and has a 'hilarious' pratfall." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2/4 |
The Heartbreak Kid (2007) |
"Most jokes land with a thud--particularly the gross-out gags, which nearly ten years after Mary now just feel played out." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Heartbreakers (2001) |
"Should a sequel come to pass, that film would probably be a lot more interesting and entertaining, given the more promising note on which this film ends." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 2/4 |
Hearts in Atlantis (2001) |
"A stock tale of mentorship and coming-of-age during one of those eventful summers that only seem to exist in movies." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 5/5 |
Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse (1991) |
No article available. |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Heat (1995) |
"An insightful dramatic look at the relationship between cops, criminals, and the women in their lives." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Heaven (1998) |
"All there is to the film is the hook; take it away, and what's left is a rather uninvolving tale." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Heaven (2002) |
"Casts a poetic, otherworldly romantic spell." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/5 |
Heaven and Earth (1993) |
No article available. |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 0.5/4 |
Heaven's Prisoners (1996) |
"Baldwin is shockingly uninteresting, walking through this role... or should I say sweating, for Dave is covered in perspiration in practically every scene." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 4/4 |
Heavenly Creatures (1994) |
"Peter Jackson creates a rich, haunting atmosphere, deftly juggling the eerily giddy fantasy world of the girls and their harsh, violent reality." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/5 |
Heavy (1994) |
No article available. |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) |
"Writer/director/star John Cameron Mitchell pulls off a stunning cinematic hat trick that's all too rare for a first-time filmmaker." |
Michael Dequina |
Tomato 3/4 |
Heist (2001) |
"If Mamet isn't quite as ahead of the audience as he usually is, his ear for crackling dialogue and intelligent attention to detail is still very much in evidence." |
Michael Dequina |
Splat 1/4 |
Held Up (2000) |
"It takes some doing to make performers as magnetic and energetic as Foxx and Long uninteresting to watch, and that's exactly what Rash and Eastin have managed to accomplish here." |
Michael Dequina |