P.S. I Love You (2007)

" What do you get when you stick a talented, interesting cast in an uninspiring chick flick? Short answer: P.S. I Love You."

Paid in Full (2002)

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Palindromes (2005)

"It's a more challenging trek, but well worth it for some."

Panic Room (2002)

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Paprika (2007)

"You could sit through the film two or three times to nail down the details of the story, but the film isn't interesting enough to warrant a second look."

Paris, Je T'aime (2007)

"The best segments are as good as film gets; the losers can make you wince. On the whole, the good outweigh the bad and make the film feel like a minivacation in the City of Light."

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

"The basic message of Christianity -- love your brother -- is obscured under torrents of blood to the point of benumbing the audience."

Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

"Give this to Paul Blart: Mall Cop: It delivers on everything it promises. Which is to say, nearly nothing."

Payback (1999)

"It's a good, strong shot for fans who like their crime stories rough and no-nonsense."

Peaceful Warrior (2006)

"Peaceful Warrior is meant to empower and enlighten. But it tries so hard, it's more like inspiration overkill: 121 torturous minutes of long-winded lectures about living in the moment."

The Perfect Crime (2005)

"It plays like one of those minor European oddball comedies of the 1970s ... neither realistic nor particularly clever but making up for that with a certain charm."

The Perfect Man (2005)

"If you tweaked the movie's giggly tone a little bit, you'd probably have a decent thriller about a maladjusted teen out to emotionally destroy her dim-bulb mother."

Perfect Stranger (2007)

"All the hip technology, including e-mail hacking, tiny portable USB devices and fake IM accounts, is supposed to make us feel disoriented by the modern lack of face-to-face communication, but it feels played out and overexplained."

Persepolis (2007)

"Persepolis may be a crudely drawn, two-dimensional cartoon, but it packs more genuine emotion than plenty of live-action dramas."

Phat Girlz (2006)

"It's a chick flick with good intentions about self-image and body size, yet it leaves an icky aftertaste."

The Pianist (2002)

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Pieces of April (2003)

"It looks like what it is: a movie shot quickly, with digital cameras and on the cheap, but with enough talent on screen to keep the audience engaged."

Pineapple Express (2008)

"Sure, you'll laugh. It's funny. But your memories soon will be fuzzy, a little out of whack, and the next thing you'll know you'll have eaten an entire bag of Doritos. Or at least wish you had."

The Pink Panther 2 (2009)

"Martin is such a likable personality it's tempting to say he makes the movie worthwhile. Sorry, that's too tall an order for anyone."

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

"At World's End includes a whole lot of chitchat, as the characters strain to explain this overplotted extravaganza. Sure, the pirates need reasons to swing swords at each other, but do they really need this many?"

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

"Certainly, Pirates has its moments. But it's definitely no 'E' ticket."

Pleasantville (1998)

"Picks up where Truman Show left off!"

Pokemon 4Ever (2002)

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Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy (2001)

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Possession (2002)

"If you're expecting Linda Blair's head to spin around at some point, you might want to skip it."