Tomato 3/4 |
G.I. Jesus (2006) |
"An hour into things, G.I. Jesus takes a dramatic left turn, extending a middle finger to materialism and extolling the virtues of cheap beer and good Mexican food over the killing of innocents. It's a message that cuts across borders and politics." |
Glenn Whipp |
Tomato |
Galaxy Quest (1999) |
"A playful send-up of science-fiction conventions that has enough laughs to please audiences looking for something a little light among all the year-end cinematic gloom." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat 2/4 |
The Game of Their Lives (2005) |
"The Game of Their Lives has little to recommend unless you're jonesing for a generic period piece boasting lots of slow-motion sports montages set to swelling music." |
Glenn Whipp |
Tomato 4/4 |
Gangs of New York (2002) |
"An endlessly fascinating, landmark movie that is as bold as anything the cinema has seen in years." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat 2/4 |
Garage Days (2003) |
"An unwieldy mix." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Garden of Allah (1936) |
"Nothing new in writer-director Jason Freeland's Garden Party, then, nor anything particularly insightful about the mercenary business of getting by and ahead out here." |
Bob Strauss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Garden State (2004) |
"The situations may be otherworldly (even to someone who hails from Jersey), but the emotions and longings Braff manages to tap into are deeply universal." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Garfield the Movie (2004) |
"The story by Joel Cohen and Alec Sokolow is predictable, even for young moviegoers." |
Valerie Kuklenski |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) |
"This movie is intended for young audiences whose animal fix could be infinitely better-served watching creatures at a bark park or petting zoo." |
Evan Henerson |
Splat 2/4 |
The Gatekeeper (2002) |
"Suffers from a condition that afflicts most 'message' movies -- heavy-handed preachiness." |
Glenn Whipp |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Genesis - Where Are We Coming From? (2005) |
"An astonishing creation." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat |
George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead (2008) |
"Romero's latest zombie movie ditches the subtext but retains the ability to frighten." |
Glenn Whipp |
Tomato 3/4 |
George A. Romero's Land of the Dead (2005) |
"Once again, George Romero has made a zombie movie for the times we live in." |
Bob Strauss |
Splat 2/4 |
Georgia Rule (2007) |
"No wonder Lindsay Lohan got scolded for missing work during this production; I'd also try to stay away as long as I could from a project that's this confused." |
Bob Strauss |
Splat 2/4 |
Gerry (2003) |
"One can only gush so much about the way cinematographer Harris Savides captures the awesome and foreboding beauty of the desert without admitting that Van Sant's pseudo- existentialism is about as vacant as the movie's landscapes." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat 2/4 |
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) |
"That Howard came off as a more convincing -- not to mention skilled -- rapper in Hustle & Flow than 50 Cent does here is among the biggest failings of Get Rich." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat 1/4 |
Get Smart (2008) |
"It's a movie that spoofs intelligence in the most unintelligent way possible and stretches the boundaries of plot-free filmmaking into frontiers until now explored only by former cast members of Saturday Night Live." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence (2004) |
"While often strikingly designed, it suffers from the tedious exposition and static image flow that is frustratingly typical of much Japanese animation." |
Bob Strauss |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Ghost Rider (2007) |
"You know if you're into this stuff, and if you are, Ghost Rider is fine." |
Bob Strauss |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Ghost Ship (2002) |
"With minimal imagination, you could restage the whole thing in your bathtub." |
Bob Strauss |
Tomato |
Ghost Town (2008) |
"Striking just the right balance between sarcastic and sweet, Ghost Town breathes new life into supernatural comedy." |
Glenn Whipp |
Tomato |
Ghost World (2001) |
"Ranks among the most insightful coming-of-age movies ever made." |
Bob Strauss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Ghosts of Cite Soleil (2007) |
"When it comes to depicting hell on Earth, Ghosts of Cite Soleil burns right through the eyeballs and straight into the soul." |
Bob Strauss |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Ghosts of the Abyss (2003) |
"Cameron and crew have once again spectacularly captured the awesome story." |
Glenn Whipp |
Tomato |
The Gift (2001) |
"Good, disturbing fun and succeeds at giving Reeves the role of his career." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat 1/4 |
Gigli (2003) |
"Never for a second do you believe in the reality of any of these characters." |
Glenn Whipp |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Girl From Monaco (2009) |
"The film doesn't add up to much in the end, but if you like leggy, flirty blondes, dark, brooding tough-guy bodyguards and fussy middle-aged lawyers, it's entertaining." |
Rob Lowman |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Girl from Paris (2002) |
"It's the stuff of formula ... [b]ut director Christian Carion, who co-wrote the film with Eric Assous, manages to keep you interested by gradually shifting the nature of the relationship between the old man and his protege." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat 2/4 |
The Girl Next Door (2004) |
"It's perfect for Maxim magazine subscribers, and an airbrushed, empty-headed bore for everybody else." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat 2/4 |
Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003) |
"Studiously observed, meticulously crafted and fatally dull." |
Glenn Whipp |
Tomato |
Girl, Interrupted (1999) |
"Compared to most movies about mental illness, it's really a remarkably sane approach." |
Bob Strauss |
Tomato |
Girlfight (2000) |
"Michelle Rodriguez ... delivers a performance that makes for a great combination punch -- it's volatile and vulnerable, masculine and feminine." |
Glenn Whipp |
Tomato |
Gladiator (2000) |
"Gladiator delivers the classic goods." |
Bob Strauss |
Splat |
The Glass House (2001) |
"Tediously obvious from the get-go." |
Bob Strauss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Glastonbury (2007) |
"Julien Temple's formless documentary Glastonbury aims to capture the festival's chaos and free-wheeling freakiness and accomplishes this goal." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat |
Glitter (2001) |
"Too dispiriting to even qualify as inadvertent camp fun." |
David Kronke |
Tomato 3/4 |
Gloomy Sunday (2003) |
"It does come pretty close to being as good a time as you could conceivably have at a movie that deals with this kind of material." |
Bob Strauss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Glory Road (2006) |
"Glory Road's greatest strength is that it's just a great story, acted well." |
Bob Strauss |
Tomato |
Go Tigers! (2001) |
"Has enough memorable images and personalities to make it worthwhile." |
Glenn Whipp |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Go-Getter (2008) |
"It's a great premise, and the movie rarely disappoints. (OK, we didn't need the song-and-dance number, but still ...) Hynes has style to spare and storytelling chops. The low-key Go-Getter is well worth discovering." |
Glenn Whipp |
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Goal! (2006) |
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Tomato 3.5/4 |
God Grew Tired of Us (2007) |
"God Grew Tired of Us cares more about hope than it does full disclosure, and it goes about that agenda pretty expertly. It's emotional and smart." |
Bob Strauss |
Splat 1.5/4 |
God's Sandbox (2002) |
"This purplishly written and amateurishly acted piece makes a mockery of Arab-Israeli relations by using them as a basis for exotic eroticism." |
Bob Strauss |
Splat 1/4 |
Gods and Generals (2003) |
"This is a movie that operates at two speeds: Somebody is either giving a fake-sounding, melodramatic speech or fighting in a fake-looking, melodramatic battle." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Godsend (2004) |
"The film is all set up with very little payoff." |
Glenn Whipp |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Going Shopping (2006) |
"If this sounds like your type of thing, you'll probably get your money's worth." |
Bob Strauss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry (2004) |
"Will undoubtedly inspire the faithful while simultaneously prompting some of them to wonder where the film's forceful idealist has gone in the heat of the current political battle." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat |
The Golden Bowl (2001) |
"Beautiful to look at, but flawed and, ultimately, useless." |
Glenn Whipp |
Splat 2/4 |
The Golden Compass (2007) |
"Bland treatment of round one of Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy." |
Glenn Whipp |
Tomato 3/4 |
Golden Door (2007) |
"Tired, poor journey to Golden Door." |
Bob Strauss |