Splat 1.5/4 |
Nacho Libre (2006) |
"Stupid. Very Stupid." |
Steve Rhodes |
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Naked in New York (1994) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Namesake (2007) |
"It's full of good intentions -- too full. Love can sometimes blind you, as it does Nair, who tries to pack in too much of the book." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
Nancy Drew (2007) |
"Plays like a rejected pilot for the Nickelodeon cable network ... even girls of the right age may find themselves pretty bored by this lame and lifeless production." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Nanny McPhee (2006) |
"... worth it if your kids are enjoying the movie. Otherwise, a little of Nanny McPhee can go a long way." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) |
"'This is pretty much the worst video ever made,' Napoleon complains. ... I know exactly how he feels." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Narc (2002) |
"An absolutely riveting crime drama ... an exhilarating ride that will leave you exhausted and satisfied." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Nasty Girl (1990) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1.5/4 |
National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) |
"... think of it as American Pie On Valium." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1.5/4 |
National Security (2003) |
"A tasteless comedy that resorts to racism for most of its humor." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
National Treasure (2004) |
"It's pretty preposterous and a little too long but kind of fun." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
National Treasure 2 : Book of Secrets (2007) |
"[The film is entertaining, but] the best part is a Goofy cartoon that is running ahead of it." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
The Nativity Story (2006) |
"Like a long and lame Sunday school lesson told in a lifeless, monotone voice, it invites slumber rather than interest." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Nature of Existence (2009) |
"I didn't learn anything, but I sure had a good time laughing at the subject, which made it all worthwhile." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Negotiator (1998) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Negotiator (1998) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
Nell (1994) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
Nelly and Monsieur Arnaud (1995) |
"These characters are so realistically drawn that I did not for a minute think I was observing actors, rather I was eavesdropping on real life." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
The Neon Bible (1996) |
Click here to see the review. |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Net (1995) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Never Again (2002) |
"Never Again tries and fails to be Before Sunrise for the middle age set, but the talky script just isn't strong enough." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
Never Been Kissed (1999) |
"The film's ending is so hokey that it becomes almost a parody, but Barrymore's innocent charisma gives its such grace that it becomes a perfect cap to a precious movie." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Never Die Alone (2004) |
"A sloppily written film, based on what is undoubtedly an equally cheesy novel." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 5/10 |
Never Say Never Again (1983) |
"As dull as dishwater." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 0.5/4 |
Never Talk to Strangers (1995) |
"One of the least subtle motion pictures this year." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
Never, Again, Forever (1997) |
"Documentaries should enlighten and involve the audience. This one did neither." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
New Best Friend (2002) |
"A film that should be relegated to a dark video store corner is somehow making its way instead to theaters. It's hard to imagine acting that could be any flatter." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
New Brooklyn (2008) |
"Exquisitely constructed, it gives viewers a consistently satisfying experience, which works on every level. But Lewin steals the movie. Be ready to have your heart break." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
The New Guy (2002) |
"Although it starts off so bad that you feel like running out screaming, it eventually works its way up to merely bad rather than painfully awful." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
New Guy (2005) |
"An intriguing black comedy of the Office Space genre that rapidly descends into a Kafkaesque thriller." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
New Port South (2001) |
"Cooper shows significant promise in his directorial debut. Let's hope he finds the funding to direct again but with better material next time." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
New Suit (2002) |
"A good-spirited comedy that's a real charmer." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The New World (2005) |
"Terrence Malick's classical music video is certain to induce Zen-like trances in audiences everywhere." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
New York Minute (2004) |
"Sizzles with unbounded charm." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Newton Boys (1998) |
Click here to see the review. |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Next (2007) |
"When NEXT is good, it's very good, but, when it's bad, it's horrid." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
The Next Best Thing (2000) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Splat 0.5/4 |
Next Friday (1999) |
"Stupidity reigns supreme in Steve Carr's Next Friday." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Next Stop Wonderland (1997) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
Nicholas Nickleby (2002) |
"Extremely well cast, especially in the large number of supporting roles." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008) |
"I didn't laugh. I didn't even smile. I just never cared. And cinematographically, the film is much uglier than any television series watched at home for free on your HDTV." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Nick of Time (1995) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
Nico Icon (1995) |
"This picture is a mess. It never presents a compelling case of why we should care about Nico." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
Night at the Museum (2006) |
"Jumanji Lite" |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1.5/4 |
A Night at the Roxbury (1998) |
"A comedic groaner." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Night Falls on Manhattan (1996) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Night Listener (2006) |
"Running just 81 minutes, it delivers its fascinating little tale with the succinctness and emotional power of a great short story." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
Night Train (2006) |
"It's one of those infuriating films that attempts to make a virtue out of the obscurity of its narrative and the painful slowness of its pacing." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Night We Never Met (1992) |
"Even if the movie frequently approximates a television sitcom, it never ceases to charm." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) |
"A bizarre, but engrossing film." |
Steve Rhodes |