Tomato 3/4 |
Tadpole (2002) |
"[An] hilarious romantic comedy." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Tailor of Panama (2001) |
"The more you think about it; the more you appreciate its subtle charms." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Take the Lead (2006) |
"Banderas's charm and some choppily edited-and-shot ballroom dancing isn't enough to save this tired script." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
Taking Lives (2004) |
"A needlessly sloppy thriller, [it's] nauseatingly predictable." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
Taking on the Kennedys |
"It focuses in on the cachet of a famous name, the importance of money, the impact of the media, and the efficacy of negative advertising, even if blatantly false." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
The Talent Given Us (2004) |
"Stuck in a van with these annoying motor mouths left me wanting to scream." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) |
"Fascinating." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Talk to Her (2002) |
"There is much to admire in Almodóvar's technical proficiency, but his quirky movies make little emotional impact." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense (1984) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
Tall Tale: The Unbelievable Adventure (1995) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Taming of the Shrew (1967) |
"When [Zeffirelli] sticks to the play and to his actor's skills, the film comes alive. Sadly that was not as often as it should have been." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Tandoori Love (2009) |
"A delightful and silly little fairy tale." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
Tangled (2002) |
"Tangled isn't nearly tangled enough. When this lightweight thriller works at all, it is as a mildly pleasant romance." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Tango (1998) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
The Tango Lesson (1997) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 8/10 |
The Tao of Steve (2000) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Tape (2001) |
"You feel less like you're watching a film and more like you're at an award-winning Broadway play with a killer cast." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Tarzan (1999) |
"It is the movie's animation, a technological tour de force that uses computers to enhance, not replace, traditional drawings, that almost upstages everything else." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Tattoo (2002) |
"Undoubtedly the scariest movie ever made about tattoos." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
Tattoo Bar (2002) |
"There's probably a plot hidden somewhere beneath this tattoo-laden tale, but you couldn't prove it by me." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 4/4 |
Taxi Driver (1976) |
"So much of this study of evil is brilliant." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
Tea With Mussolini (1999) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
Teacher's Pet (2004) |
"Only for fans of the cartoon series ... but even if you love the series, why pay the high price of theater tickets to see a slightly extended version of the exact same thing?" |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) |
"Predictable, mediocre." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
Team America: World Police (2004) |
"Designed to appeal to teenage boys everywhere ... but no matter how much vomit the puppets produce, their actions just aren't funny." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
Tears of the Sun (2003) |
"Literally laughably bad." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
Telling Lies In America (1997) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
Temptress Moon (1996) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Terminal (2004) |
"Summer is for more than monsters and mayhem ... a picture like The Terminal is worth as much consideration as vampire hunters, ancient warriors and boy wizards." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) |
"When you leave the theater, you'll be pumped full of adrenaline without a hint of the buyer's remorse that you've felt so often this summer." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
Terminator Salvation (2009) |
"So how is the latest installment in the long-running Terminator franchise, you ask? Loud! ... You'll feel the entire time like you were trapped in a video game." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Terrorist (1998) |
"The journey up to the assassination is the reward in this unusual, fascinating and brilliant picture by Santosh Sivan." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) |
"A barfola, it is happiest when the audience is the most nauseated." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
Texas Rangers (2001) |
"Hats. Lots of great Western hats are about all there is to Texas Rangers." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Thank You For Smoking (2006) |
"A hilarious and intelligent comedy ... Perhaps the best part of the picture is that part that isn't there. The film never pulls its punches." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
That Darn Cat (1997) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
That Darn Cat! (1965) |
"Although dated, the original clearly outshines the remake. Even the cat in the original possesses superior acting talent and a wider ranges of emotions." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
That Day (2003) |
"If you like your farces funny, you'll be disappointed by this glacially paced and humorless comedy." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
That Old Feeling (1997) |
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Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
That Thing You Do! (1996) |
"You will likely leave the theater feeling happy for no particular reason." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
That's the Way I Like It (1998) |
"Turn on the disco ball and crank up the music, and the film sizzles. Otherwise, it drags like an old Lawrence Welk 78 record played on 33 1/3." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
The Clone Wars (2008) |
"Can you say "cheesy?" ... Less successful than George Lucas wanted, this movie may be." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Counterfeiters (2008) |
"The story is mesmerizing. It's too bad the movie is never as good. The characters are just too one-dimensional." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Man Who Loved Yngve (2008) |
"While sporadically interesting, the movie was never compelling enough for me. But the actors do give genuine performances, that much is certain." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Polar Express (2004) |
"A series of great special effects lost in search of a story ... fans of the book will be disappointed." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
There's Something About Mary (1998) |
"High-energy delight." |
Steve Rhodes |
Tomato 3/4 |
Theremin: An Electronic Odyssey (1995) |
"Dad I not known that this was a documentary, I could have convinced myself that this was a Woody Allen comedy about a genius inventor of screwball machines." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 1/4 |
They (2002) |
"With the cheesiest monsters this side of a horror spoof, which They isn't, it is more likely to induce sleep than fright." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
They Call It Spring (2001) |
"Sharing little of the originality of the musical numbers, the comedy serves adequately to mark time until the charming songfest resumes." |
Steve Rhodes |
Splat 2/4 |
Thieves (1996) |
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Steve Rhodes |