Tomato 7/10 |
Chopper (2001) |
"fatally unforgettable tale of a man who makes you ashamed to be human." |
Brandon Judell |
Tomato 8/10 |
The Closet (2001) |
""No one recognizes me because I'm anonymous in Los Angeles. I'm less anonymous in Paris. This is the reason I came to LA."" |
Brandon Judell |
Tomato 9/10 |
Gosford Park (2001) |
"Robert Altman isn't feeling too well. "I might just throw up on your tape recorder," he cheerfully warns." |
Brandon Judell |
Tomato |
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) |
"Well, I guess emotionally it's more autobiographical than plot-wise." |
Brandon Judell |
Tomato |
Made (2001) |
"Unquestionably the thrust of the film is Ricky and Bobby's relationship. Not the crime story. Not the other stuff. It's more to do with that. That's the ultimate thing. You know Joe Buck. 'That's *** stuff. That's *** stuff.' You know what I mean?"" |
Brandon Judell |
Tomato |
Mystic Masseur (2001) |
"Retirement isn't in my future. Retirement I don't think about. I think that one should just continue till one drops dead" |
Brandon Judell |
Tomato |
Passionada (2003) |
"'So Dom Deluise has a chance with you?'
'Oh, Baby, bring it on. Bring it on, Dom.'" |
Brandon Judell |
Tomato |
Plagues and Pleasures on the Salton Sea (2007) |
"Metzler and Springer perfectly capture the loony, tragic personality of the sea with their cameras. This is one of those instances where no embellishments are necessary; the truth is so bizarre and surreal it speaks clearly for itself." |
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Tomato |
Plagues and Pleasures on the Salton Sea (2007) |
"Plagues & Pleasures on the Salton Sea remains trenchant, perceptive, hilarious, and more than a little sad." |
Robert Julian |
Tomato |
Possession (2002) |
"Gwyneth Paltrow turns 30. "You had to bring it up," the lovely blonde thespian playfully grimaces" |
Brandon Judell |
Tomato |
Southern Comfort (2001) |
"Apparently, you can remove the breasts off a girl, but not her female gonads.
" |
Brandon Judell |
Splat 0/10 |
Amy's O (2002) |
"Julie Davis is the Kathie Lee Gifford of film directors, sadly proving once again ego doesn't always go hand in hand with talent." |
Brandon Judell |
Splat 3/10 |
Food of Love (2002) |
"Listen! I just don't make films with young gay people because young people are the ones that go to cinema. I do make films with big characters in them to explain the stories that I like." |
Brandon Judell |
Splat 5/10 |
On Our Merry Way (1948) |
"The highlight is Lamour singing a spoof about her on-screen sarong persona. For some fetishists, seeing Meredith's shaven bare chest might supply another." |
Brandon Judell |
Splat 3/10 |
Zombie Vs. Mardi Gras (1999) |
"On the plus side, there's lots of female nudity, several drag queens, a fart-filled murder, plus a killing in the midst of a piss." |
Brandon Judell |
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Beautiful Creatures (2001) |
"a sweet, violent B-movie funfest that strays from perfection here and there, yet still leaves you with a fond feeling for killing penised bullies" |
Brandon Judell |
- |
Brady Bunch Movie (1995) |
"Brady Bunch Goes Gay Friendly" |
Brandon Judell |
- |
Crush (2002) |
"Four Weddings and A Funeral meets Beaches in this at-times witty, often charming British import that offers up more than a few reasons to view it." |
Brandon Judell |
- |
The Golden Bowl (2001) |
" There are many actresses who wouldn't want to play a lesbian part." |
Brandon Judell |
6/10 |
The Grey Zone (2002) |
"every time Steve Buscemi and Natasha Lyonne open their mouths, you think they're auditioning for a dinner theater version of Fiddler on the Roof." |
Brandon Judell |
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Hit and Runway (2001) |
"So from my example, he sees being gay doesn't mean you get more sex." |
Brandon Judell |
- |
The Kid Stays in the Picture (2002) |
"You know, Rock Hudson and I had adjoining Winnebagos when he was making Hemingway's A Farewell to Arms and I was doing "The Sun Also Rises." We were both shooting on the back lot, and we became good friends." |
Brandon Judell |
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Misc: Berlin International Film Festival |
"I'm an old, fat gay man and I have seen many festivals. But this one was the most beautiful, so now I can die." |
Brandon Judell |
- |
Misc: Montreal World Film Festival |
"Oh, Gay Montreal." |
Brandon Judell |
- |
Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont (2005) |
"Dan Ireland is still looking for love" |
Brandon Judell |
- |
Nijinsky: The Diaries of Vaslav Nijinsky (2002) |
"I've always been a little insane," the helmer admits then retracts. "No, I think I'm one of the sanest people I know." |
Brandon Judell |
- |
P.S. Your Cat is Dead! (2002) |
"Steve Guttenberg GETS Purr-sonal" |
Brandon Judell |
- |
Stonewall (1996) |
"This is my personal myth of the Stonewall riots. There are many versions of this story around. This is my version" |
Brandon Judell |
- |
Together (2001) |
"I think the biggest expert on women would be straight men but many straight men seem not to be really interested in women except for a couple of hours." |
Brandon Judell |
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