- |
G (2002) |
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|
Splat C- |
G-Force (2009) |
"Pointing out G-Force’s plot holes would be redundant; it’s more hole than plot, and more videogame commercial and exhausted-old-trope clearinghouse than film." |
Tasha Robinson |
Tomato B |
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) |
"It’s a strong rival for Star Trek among the summer’s most purely exciting action films." |
Tasha Robinson |
Tomato A- |
Gabrielle (2005) |
"One of the film's savage ironies is that his wife's inevitable betrayal strikes less at his heart than at his all-consuming sense of order." |
Scott Tobias |
Splat B- |
Game 6 (2006) |
"Too much of Game 6 is designed to seem deeper than it really is." |
Noel Murray |
- |
Game Over - Kasparov and the Machine (2003) |
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|
Splat C- |
The Game Plan (2007) |
"Every inch of The Game Plan is formulaic." |
Tasha Robinson |
Splat C- |
Gamer (2009) |
"It’s clear that Neveldine and Taylor could have come up with something deeper, darker, and better for their third act. Instead, they lean on the easy cheat codes of conventionality, somehow forgetting they’re better at exploding them." |
Josh Modell |
Splat |
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) |
"Ill-considered kids." |
Nathan Rabin |
- |
Garcon Stupide (2006) |
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|
Splat D+ |
Garden Party (2008) |
"It's a production in search of a movie." |
Scott Tobias |
Splat |
Garfield the Movie (2004) |
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Tasha Robinson |
Splat c |
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) |
"As in the first film, Garfield spends way too much time boogying to the music of the Black-Eyed Peas, and the slang, catch-phrases, and pop-culture references here all passed their expiration date long ago." |
Nathan Rabin |
- |
Gattaca (1997) |
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|
- |
Gaudi Afternoon (2001) |
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|
- |
The Gay Deceivers (1969) |
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|
Tomato |
Gay Sex in the 70's (2005) |
"Lovett's lively, impassioned, well-structured documentary is enhanced by stacks of explicit photos and the reminiscences of men who lived through the decade." |
Noel Murray |
Splat |
General Idi Amin Dada (1974) |
"An interesting but disappointingly facile look at a man who was both a symptom and the source of unspeakable genocide." |
Nathan Rabin |
Splat D+ |
Gentlemen Broncos (2009) |
"Every frame of Hess’ new film...is crammed with so much deliberate tackiness that it borders on exhausting self-parody." |
Sean O'Neal |
Splat C+ |
George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead (2008) |
"This time out, [Romero's] heavy-handed intellectual concerns get in the way of a perfectly good fright flick." |
Nathan Rabin |
- |
George A. Romero's Land of the Dead (2005) |
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|
Splat D |
Georgia Rule (2007) |
"Director Garry Marshall has too much confidence that he can match the weighty issues here with the light comedy. He can't. Or at least he can't with this cast." |
Keith Phipps |
- |
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) |
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|
Splat C- |
Get Smart (2008) |
"In updating a beloved TV show, the filmmakers have gone out of their way to excise everything that was fun about it." |
Scott Tobias |
- |
Ghost Chase (1987) |
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|
- |
Ghost Fever (1987) |
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|
- |
Ghost Goes Gear (1966) |
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|
Splat D+ |
Ghost Rider (2007) |
"Any potential the film had for making pop art in a contemporary manner is drained away by the familiar demands of second-tier action blockbusters." |
Keith Phipps |
Tomato B |
Ghost Town (2008) |
"Pretty much everything about this afterlife comedy is straight-from-the-shelf save for Gervais, typically hilarious as a misanthrope who organizes his work and his private life so he doesn't have to talk to anyone." |
Noel Murray |
Splat C |
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009) |
"Chief among the disappointments of the new romantic comedy Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past is that McConaughey plays an upscale version of his Dazed And Confused character, yet that creepy edge has been filed off again." |
Scott Tobias |
Splat D |
Gigantic (2008) |
"Any resemblance the film bears to real people and real situations is purely coincidental." |
Scott Tobias |
Splat |
Gigli (2003) |
"Neither a loud, bloody cameo from Al Pacino nor the obviously tacked-on ending come close to redeeming the tedium, and the unfulfilled promise of a second scene from Walken doesn't help." |
Keith Phipps |
Splat |
The Girl (2001) |
"The Girl resembles the unedited work of an unpromising student filmmaker whose pretension exponentially outweighs her ability." |
Nathan Rabin |
Tomato B |
A Girl Cut in Two (2008) |
"Chabrol has made a career out of savage class warfare, and A Girl Cut In Two fires off another bitter salvo." |
Scott Tobias |
Splat C+ |
The Girl From Monaco (2009) |
"Fontaine puts a string of similarly striking images in succession, but they don’t really coalesce into a movie." |
Noel Murray |
- |
The Girl from Monday (2006) |
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|
- |
The Girl Next Door (2004) |
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|
- |
Girl Play (2004) |
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|
Tomato B+ |
The Girlfriend Experience (2009) |
"The current economic freefall started right around the time Steven Soderbergh was shooting The Girlfriend Experience...his artful glimpse at the business of sex is made all the richer for it." |
Scott Tobias |
- |
Girls in Prison (1956) |
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|
Tomato B- |
Girls Rock! (2008) |
"Frankly, the scenes of these girls trying to work together and share ideas are enough to make the movie's point." |
Noel Murray |
Splat C |
The Glamorous Life Of Sachiko Hanai (2007) |
"Just don't mistake it for something classier." |
Scott Tobias |
Tomato B- |
Glass: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts (2008) |
"As fascinating as Glass often is, it's simultaneously too conventional and not conventional enough." |
Noel Murray |
Tomato B |
Glastonbury (2007) |
"The film is clearly an act of boosterism, and it makes a pretty good case for the Glastonbury cause." |
Keith Phipps |
- |
Glory Daze (1996) |
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|
Splat C |
Glory Road (2006) |
"An underdog sports movie by the numbers." |
Scott Tobias |
- |
Go Further (2004) |
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|
Tomato B- |
Goal! (2006) |
"Still works reasonably well in spite of itself, mostly due to the damnable reliability of these clichés when they're put across with enough skill and conviction." |
Scott Tobias |
Splat B- |
God Grew Tired of Us (2007) |
"Sending help does seem to be the primary purpose of God Grew Tired Of Us, which at worst plays like surface-level propaganda, however touching and persuasive its message turns out to be." |
Scott Tobias |
Splat |
Godsend (2004) |
"[Relies] on cheap shocks instead of honestly exploring how the parents of a dead child might feel about raising his clone." |
Noel Murray |