Splat 2/4 |
Eagle Eye (2008) |
"So what we have here is the world's smartest entity giving orders to the two dumbest people." |
Phil Villarreal |
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Earth (1999) |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Earth Girls are Easy (1989) |
"An entertaining guilty pleasure." |
Phil Villarreal |
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East Is East (1999) |
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East-West (1999) |
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Tomato 3.5/4 |
Edmond (2006) |
"A sex- and violence-filled romp that sprays David Mamet's staccato dialogue like rubber bullets over the audience." |
Phil Villarreal |
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EdTV (1999) |
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Splat 1.5/4 |
Eight Below (2006) |
"That Paul Walker is out-acted by several humans, eight dogs and a leopard seal shouldn't surprise anyone." |
Phil Villarreal |
Splat 1/4 |
Eight Legged Freaks (2002) |
"The film makes a joke, then nudges you in the ribs, saying, 'Hey, that was funny, right?' 'Right?' Um, no." |
Phil Villarreal |
Tomato 4/5 |
Eight Men Out (1988) |
"Sayles serves as a historian in this deft sports drama. One for the ages." |
Phil Villarreal |
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Election (1999) |
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Tomato 3/4 |
Electric Shadows |
"Like a Chinese version of The Notebook, every bit as sappy and shameless, only with crazier ingredients and 10 percent less saturated sentimentalism.
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Phil Villarreal |
Splat 1/4 |
Elektra (2005) |
"The thing about Elektra is, she flashes back so often you wonder if she may have experimented with acid back in her days at Superhero U." |
Phil Villarreal |
Tomato 4/4 |
Elephant (2003) |
"A spare but earth-shattering film." |
Phil Villarreal |
Tomato 3/4 |
Elf (2003) |
"Makes us believe that maybe Ferrell really was raised by elves." |
Phil Villarreal |
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Elizabeth (1998) |
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Splat 2/4 |
Elizabethtown (2005) |
"They should have hacked off another half-hour, including the ridiculous ending. The result might have been a disjointed film that made little sense, but then, so is this one." |
Phil Villarreal |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Ella Enchanted (2004) |
"Score one for Ella Enchanted, an overpowering winner in the realm of smart family entertainment." |
Phil Villarreal |
Tomato 3/4 |
Emmanuel's Gift (2005) |
"Oprah Winfrey is almost too good at narration." |
Phil Villarreal |
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The Emperor and the Assassin (1999) |
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Splat 2/4 |
The Emperor's Club (2002) |
"The final third of the film is a redo of the contest when the boys are middle-aged. Yes, watching the same trivia contest twice is just as exciting as it sounds." |
Phil Villarreal |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Emperor's New Clothes (2002) |
"The story is pure fiction, but told with the dignity and self-assurance of an Oliver Stone conspiracy tale." |
Phil Villarreal |
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The Emperor's New Groove (2000) |
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Empire (2002) |
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Tomato 4/4 |
The Empire Strikes Back (1980) |
"The most imaginative and emotionally connectable "Star Wars" film and, with the exception of "Revenge of the Sith," also the darkest." |
Phil Villarreal |
Splat 2/4 |
Employee of the Month (2006) |
"You'll find 10-gallon drums of peanut butter and toilet paper by the case in the store. The only things that don't come in high volume are the laughs." |
Phil Villarreal |
Tomato 3/4 |
Enchanted (2007) |
"Adams is somehow more cartoonish than the animated version of Giselle at the beginning of the film." |
Phil Villarreal |
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End of Days (1999) |
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The End of the Affair (1999) |
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The Endurance: Shackleton's Legendary Antarctic Expedition (2001) |
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Splat 2/4 |
Enduring Love (2004) |
"the intensity floats away like an out-of-control hot-air balloon, which carries its passengers off into oblivion." |
Phil Villarreal |
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Enemy at the Gates (2001) |
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Enemy of the State (1998) |
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Splat 2/4 |
Enigma (2002) |
"Throughout all the tumult, a question comes to mind: So why is this so boring?" |
Phil Villarreal |
Splat 2/4 |
Enough (2002) |
"Enough is not a bad movie, just mediocre. The performances are so overstated, the effect comes off as self-parody." |
Phil Villarreal |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005) |
"It's sobering to realize that the mechanics of their monetary lives' destruction makes for invigorating entertainment." |
Phil Villarreal |
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Entrapment (1999) |
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Splat 2/4 |
Envy (2004) |
"You start to wonder what would happen if someone sprayed some Vapoorizer on the screen." |
Phil Villarreal |
Splat 2/4 |
Equilibrium (2002) |
"Either Preston is really good at martial arts, or everyone else is really bad. Probably a little of both." |
Phil Villarreal |
Splat 1/4 |
Eragon (2006) |
""Eragon" is based on a book by a 19-year-old with a script that seems to have been written by a 12-year-old." |
Phil Villarreal |
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Erin Brockovich (2000) |
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Tomato 3/4 |
Eros (2005) |
"At least the editor had the good sense to place Antonioni's film at the end, allowing you to walk out without having to see a cinematic great in pathetic decline" |
Phil Villarreal |
Tomato 4/4 |
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) |
"Blisteringly funny, thought-provoking and heartfelt romance." |
Phil Villarreal |
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) |
"Wood is solid about the "LOTR" acting Oscar snubs" |
Phil Villarreal |
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Eternity and a Day (1998) |
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Eureka (2001) |
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Splat 2.5/4 |
Eurotrip (2004) |
"This is an R-rated movie for those who have only recently been granted their viewing privileges." |
Phil Villarreal |
Splat 1/4 |
Evan Almighty (2007) |
"The idea to show characters dancing to a song with lyrics that go "Everybody Dance Now!" is indicative of the movie's creativity level." |
Phil Villarreal |
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Evolution (2001) |
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Splat 1.5/4 |
The Ex (2007) |
"The so-called comedy, which is really only a sacrificial lamb tossed in front of the "Spider-Man 3" behemoth, is about as funny as a foreclosure notice." |
Phil Villarreal |
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