Splat F |
Baby Geniuses (1999) |
"The adult performers look genuinely embarrassed on screen. They should be. They might consider firing their agents." |
Gary Brown |
Tomato 3/4 |
Baby Mama (2008) |
"...definitely funnier than Rosemary's Baby, a notch or two better than Nine Months, but falling far short in the laughs department when compared to the maternity comedy winner and still champion, Knocked Up." |
Gary Brown |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Babylon A.D. (2008) |
"Diesel sums it all up when he narrates early on, "Too bad it was the day I died." Was he referring to his character, or his career?" |
Gary Brown |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Babylon A.D. (2008) |
"As if the gruff dialogue isn’t bad enough, the action scenes are merely adequate." |
Gary Brown |
- |
The Bachelor (1999) |
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Gary Brown |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Bad Company (2002) |
"Terminally brain dead production." |
Gary Brown |
- |
Bandits (2001) |
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Gary Brown |
Splat 2/4 |
The Banger Sisters (2002) |
"What's really sad is to see two Academy Award winning actresses (and one Academy Award winning actor) succumb to appearing in this junk that's TV sitcom material at best." |
Gary Brown |
Splat 2/4 |
Bangkok Dangerous (2008) |
"Throughout the movie Nicolas Cage wears a contorted facial expression that suggests the need for more fiber in his diet." |
Gary Brown |
Splat 0.5/4 |
Battlefield Earth (2000) |
"The leader bares a resemblance to Andy Rooney of 60 Minutes, eyebrows and all. It would have been apropos for him to look into the camera and say, 'Don’t you just hate it when you waste money on really stupid movies with cheesy special effects?'" |
Gary Brown |
- |
The Beach (2000) |
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Gary Brown |
Tomato 4/4 |
A Beautiful Mind (2001) |
"A must-see for film junkies." |
Gary Brown |
Splat 1/4 |
Because I Said So (2007) |
"The story plays out like a really raunchy episode of Petticoat Junction." |
Gary Brown |
Tomato 3/4 |
Bee Movie (2007) |
"I liked Bee Movie because it was cute, funny, family-friendly, and mercifully brief." |
Gary Brown |
- |
Behind Enemy Lines (2001) |
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Gary Brown |
Splat 2/4 |
Below (2002) |
"This sub-standard thriller won't float your boat." |
Gary Brown |
- |
Bicentennial Man (1999) |
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Gary Brown |
Splat D- |
Big Daddy (1999) |
"Parents teach their children to stay away from crass morons like Sonny Koufax." |
Gary Brown |
- |
Big Momma's House (2000) |
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Gary Brown |
- |
Big Trouble (2002) |
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Gary Brown |
- |
Birthday Girl (2002) |
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Gary Brown |
- |
Black Hawk Down (2001) |
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Gary Brown |
- |
Black Knight (2001) |
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Gary Brown |
Tomato 3/4 |
Blade 2 (2002) |
"The sequel is interesting enough to recommend for science fiction fans that are familiar with the Marvel Comics character." |
Gary Brown |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Blades of Glory (2007) |
"There are some clever and raunchy sight gags, but after a fast start Blades of Glory loses its edge." |
Gary Brown |
Tomato A |
The Blair Witch Project (1999) |
"With your imagination running in overdrive, thinking the worst might happen, you’ll get quite a jolt at the end." |
Gary Brown |
- |
Blast From the Past (1999) |
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Gary Brown |
Tomato 3/4 |
Blood Work (2002) |
"72 year-old Eastwood delivers the goods, albeit at a more deliberate pace, adding a touch of vulnerability to his trademark tough guy persona." |
Gary Brown |
Tomato 5/5 |
Blue (1993) |
"As the French might say, "Se manifique.'" |
Gary Brown |
- |
Blue Streak (1999) |
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Gary Brown |
Splat 0/4 |
Boat Trip (2003) |
"Only once during the 95 minutes of Boat Trip did I laugh, and that was in response to my own joke while writing the review of this pathetic loser of a film." |
Gary Brown |
- |
Body Shots (1999) |
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Gary Brown |
- |
The Bone Collector (1999) |
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Gary Brown |
Tomato 4/4 |
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) |
"Riotously funny." |
Gary Brown |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) |
"From the opening frame until the exciting finale, director Paul Greengrass hits the accelerator pedal and except for several pauses keeps this baby running at full throttle." |
Gary Brown |
Tomato A- |
Bowfinger (1999) |
"A very funny movie." |
Gary Brown |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Brave One (2007) |
"Bull's-eye." |
Gary Brown |
Tomato 4/4 |
Breach (2007) |
"Chris Cooper's performance stands out in Breach." |
Gary Brown |
Splat 2/4 |
Bringing Down the House (2003) |
"...simply embarrassing." |
Gary Brown |
Tomato A- |
Bringing Out the Dead (1999) |
"The movie is a riveting, yet often times amusing portrait of what it’s like to reach the haunting edge of insanity." |
Gary Brown |
- |
Brokedown Palace (1998) |
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Gary Brown |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Bruce Almighty (2003) |
"The script takes the safe, formulaic route to a predictable happy Hollywood ending, Frank Capra-style." |
Gary Brown |
- |
Bubble Boy (2001) |
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Gary Brown |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Bucket List (2007) |
"The Bucket List is an entertaining romp." |
Gary Brown |
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