Tomato 2.5/4.0 |
Eastern Promises (2007) |
"A predictable plot with trademark David Cronenberg highlights is salvaged by a great cast... but just barely." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Eat Your Heart Out (2007) |
"What wouldn't a boy would do for the ghoul of his dreams?" |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 4/5 |
Ed & His Dead Mother (1993) |
"What REALLY happened to the old lady who swallowed a fly!" |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 5/5 |
Eddie Izzard - Dress to Kill (1999) |
"Awesome stuff... in a dress." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 2.5/4.0 |
Elektra (2005) |
"Not the best, but not the worst (and the upcoming Fantastic Four movie can only make [Elektra] look better)." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Elf (2003) |
"Against every odd imaginable... emerges as the little holiday film that could." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Splat 2.0/4.0 |
Elizabethtown (2005) |
"... reeks of the same kind of emotional manipulation that sends the average (male) running screaming from the theater." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Splat 2/4 |
Ella Enchanted (2004) |
"... mostly works, thanks [to] the... talents of Anne Hathaway... [undermined] with unnecessary things like ogres showing butt crack." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Splat 2.0/4.0 |
Epic Movie (2007) |
"Funnier than Date Movie, not as funny as Scary Movie 4. (Is) a "free" page on MySpace the new indicator that (a film is) pretty cheap all around?" |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3.0/4.0 |
Eternal (2005) |
"Power, obsession, and death; Eternal embraces them all." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) |
"You won’t soon forget this walk down memory lane. Actually, make that a RUN down memory lane." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Splat 1/4 |
Eurotrip (2004) |
"For a first-time director and a group of television writers that only have “The Cat In the Hat” to their theatrical credit, what actual hope did “Eurotrip” have?" |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 4/5 |
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask (1972) |
"Sperm can be fun!" |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3/5 |
Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987) |
"A remake of "Evil Dead" for everyone to laugh at." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3.0/4.0 |
The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005) |
"... (gives) new meaning to the phrase, 'The devil is in the details.'" |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Splat 2/4 |
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004) |
"Interesting but not compelling, spooky but not scary... succeeds only in surpassing the first unnecessary sequel." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Splat 1.5/4.0 |
The Eye (2008) |
"The feel-good Japanese horror remake vehicle of the year! No, that's a bad thing." |
Kevin A. Ranson |