Tomato 3/5 |
Tales From the Darkside: The Movie (1990) |
"A Creepshow ripoff that wallows in the fact." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3.0/4.0 |
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) |
"The white-trash, child-neglect, feel-good NASCAR comedy of the year (the one without the talking cars)." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Team America: World Police (2004) |
"... one of the funniest films you’ll ever feel (this) uncomfortable about laughing out loud at... remember: if you laugh, the terrorists win." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3.5/4.0 |
Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny (2006) |
"If you have to ask what kind of push-ups members of the band Tenacious D require, this isn't the movie for you..." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) |
"... the newest installment of "The Terminator" aims at nothing less than propelling the franchise in a new direction... better than the original "Terminator" in everything but concept." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 2/4 |
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) |
"... people who don’t like scary movies are really going to hate this one." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 4.0/4.0 |
Thank You For Smoking (2006) |
"... a real-life comedic drama that doesn't preach so much as it encourages you to think for yourself lest you be bamboozled like the rest of the flock." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Splat 0.5/4.0 |
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) |
"If you want to see all the cool special effects in this remake, watch the trailer. If you want the extreme environmentalist agenda that goes with them, buy a ticket." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Splat 1.5/4.0 |
Them (2007) |
"You can always expect a little embellishment for any horror film or thriller that claims to be based on a true story or actual events. This one, however, doesn't sell it." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3.0/4.0 |
They Shoot Movies, Don't They? (2000) |
"... Tom Paulson was ultimately done in by his fear of failure and success (and a clever script for the making of a film called Mirage.)" |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3/5 |
Throw Momma from the Train (1987) |
"Sultry." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3.5/4.0 |
Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005) |
"... fans of Burton and/or his (last) Nightmare will find plenty to love..." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Time Machine (1960) |
"Still the best." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Splat 1/4 |
The Time Machine (2002) |
"While this remake of the H.G. Wells' classic novel and 1960 film is indeed a stunning achievement in special effects, his great- grandson and director Simon Wells really needs to go back a year and get the sadly lacking script rewritten." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3.5/4.0 |
TMNT (2007) |
"Works better, looks smarter, and packs in more realistic drama than many of its live-action genre counterparts." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Splat 0.0/4 |
Torque (2004) |
"Casualties of this wreck are numerous and unfortunate." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 2.5/4.0 |
Transformers (2007) |
"... Bay and his team know what we want from a Transformers movie: cool transformations, over-the-top chase sequences, and senseless destruction." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Splat 2.0/4.0 |
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) |
"... there's no time to digest anything going on or in anyway connect with it because (Michael) Bay just HAS to show you something else... right now." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 4/5 |
Transformers: The Movie (1986) |
"American Anime before Anime was cool." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Transporter (2002) |
"Remember the kind of movie we were hoping "Ecks vs. Sever" or "xXx" was going to be? This is it." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Treasure Planet (2002) |
""Treasure Planet" is unfortunately more like a Saturday morning cartoon, even with a running time of eighty or so minutes. It's no "Lilo & Stitch," but it's worth a matinee if only to see it; too bad there couldn't have been more to feel." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3.0/4.0 |
Trick 'r Treat (2009) |
"Full of atmosphere, jack-o-lanterns, fun facts and yes, plenty of blood... exactly the film horror aficionados hope to see in theaters every October." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 2.5/4.0 |
Twilight (2008) |
"While better than what is shown in the previews, was this really supposed to look like the pilot for an upcoming show on The CW network?" |
Kevin A. Ranson |
Tomato 3/5 |
Two of a Kind (1983) |
"Xanadu it isn't, but fun nonetheless." |
Kevin A. Ranson |
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