Splat F |
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"For as busy as this movie is, you'd think it would have more going on. Instead, it's just a big, chewy wad of badness." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
Along Came a Spider (2001) |
"The plot twists come in the final 30 minutes, and while they are entertaining, they're also ludicrous. One begins to wish the movie had stuck with its original plan of just being a mediocre cop thriller, rather than changing into something quasi-clever." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
Along Came Polly (2004) |
"The movie has a breezy, negligible feeling to it. It earns quite a few solid laughs, and while it's not worthy of tremendous success, it warrants a look." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Alpha Dog (2007) |
"A gritty urban crime drama involving teenagers, guns, drugs and sex, all sharply acted, well-directed and astutely put together" |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C- |
Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) |
"I guess we should count it a Christmas miracle that the film is merely bad, rather than apocalyptically bad." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Amazing Grace (2007) |
"As a period piece, it's remarkably detailed, smartly written, and likably acted." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D+ |
Amelia (2009) |
"In the running for the dullest, most lifeless biopic of the decade." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A- |
Amelie (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C- |
America's Heart and Soul (2004) |
"Singing a few rounds of 'The Star-Spangled Banner' is much more stirring, and doesn't take nearly as long." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat B- |
America's Sweethearts (2001) |
"Just funny enough, just romantic enough and just satiric enough to be good." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat F |
The American Astronaut (2001) |
"It's sheer, unadulterated pain." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A |
American Beauty (1999) |
"Compelling to watch, full of black humor, evocative imagery and wrenching sadness." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
An American Carol (2008) |
"I'm giving it a just-barely-recommended grade not because it's terribly funny (which it isn't), but because it's fascinating as a cultural artifact." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
An American Crime (2007) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
American Dreamz (2006) |
"Fortunately, when the movie does remember to be funny, it's very, very funny." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
American Experience - Daughter from Danang (2002) |
"The emotions are raw and will strike a nerve with anyone who's ever had family trauma." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
American Gangster (2007) |
"Directed with dazzling energy by Ridley Scott." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
American Hardcore (2006) |
"The movie preaches to the choir, and bores everyone else." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C- |
An American Haunting (2006) |
"Just a lot of loud noises designed to make you jump." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A- |
American Movie (1999) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato C |
American Outlaws (2001) |
"I'm not sure how dumb it was supposed to be, but laughing at it -- if not with it -- is a good enough way to spend 94 minutes." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
American Pie 2 (2001) |
"These are people we don't mind seeing again, and it makes sense to show what happened to them after they came of age." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
American Psycho (2000) |
"Bale is outstanding as Bateman." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A- |
American Splendor (2003) |
"It won the Grand Jury Prize at the 2003 Sundance Film Festival, and it's not hard to see why." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A |
American Teen (2008) |
"More entertaining, funny, and hopeful than almost any fictional film I've seen this year." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
American Wedding (2003) |
"For what it means to be, and what it wants to do, it is largely successful." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
The Amityville Horror (2005) |
"Lots of 'jump' scares accompanied by loud bursts of soundtrack music, creepy dead girls wandering the halls, and almost no actual suspense or horror." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A |
Amores Perros (2001) |
"It has an underlying warmth that elevates it to greatness." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Amreeka (2009) |
"There's nothing not to like about this charming, lovely little comedy." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B+ |
An Education (2009) |
"Resides in that magical place where movies are breezy, funny, and smart but also realistic and thoughtful." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D |
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) |
"This movie features a scene of a snake chasing a monkey, which is more than I dared hope for.
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Eric D. Snider |
Splat C- |
Analyze That (2002) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat F |
Anatomy of Hell (2004) |
"I hate this movie, but only because it hated me first." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A |
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) |
"This is a masterpiece of comedy, ready to be watched, re-watched, quoted and imitated for years to come." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat D+ |
Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (2004) |
"What passion and excitement there is in the work has been sucked out; it has become boring.... It is shallow, yes, but even shallow works need competent directors." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C |
Angel Eyes (2001) |
"A movie with two main characters who are so dour all the time is bound to make the audience feel the same way." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
Angel-A (2007) |
"It's a wisp of a film, recommendable for a lark, but not nearly as ambitious or entertaining as you'd expect from Besson." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
Angela's Ashes (1999) |
"I'm not sorry I saw it, but I wouldn't see it again." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
Angels of the Universe (2000) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
Anger Management (2003) |
"Rest assured, my dude-saying friends, Anger Management will make you laugh." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
The Animal (2001) |
"It's altogether far funnier than it should be." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato 4/5 |
Animal Crackers (1930) |
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Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
Anna and the King (1999) |
Click here to see the review. |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C- |
Annapolis (2006) |
"There are so many ways to criticize Annapolis that I hardly know where to start. You could write a thesis paper on the things wrong with this movie." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
The Anniversary Party (2001) |
"Its excellent cast is better than the overall product, but it's an entertaining party nonetheless." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B |
The Ant Bully (2006) |
"It's like Marx's "Communist Manifesto," only funnier." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C+ |
Antichrist (2009) |
"Imagine a Saw film with a slower pace and more pretentious ambitions." |
Eric D. Snider |
Splat C- |
Antitrust (2001) |
"Even if you'd never seen a movie before in your life, you could still guess what was going to happen here because of Peter Howitt's all-thumbs directing." |
Eric D. Snider |
Tomato B- |
Antwone Fisher (2002) |
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Eric D. Snider |
Tomato A- |
Any Given Sunday (1999) |
"I could hardly take my eyes off the screen. It's unflinchingly real, but explosively entertaining, too." |
Eric D. Snider |